Doomguy, Samus, Dante, and Kratos all get into a bar fight...

[WaterDrinker]

All four are at maximum power and extremely pissed off. Who wins?

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Wow, this is such an insightful and interesting thread for your post WaterDrinker. Welcome to the Codex!

I definitely think DoomGuy. Who did you vote for?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Wow, this is such an insightful and interesting thread for your post WaterDrinker. Welcome to the Codex!

I definitely think DoomGuy. Who did you vote for?

Doomguy, no contest.

 

[WaterDrinker]

Wow, this is such an insightful and interesting thread for your post WaterDrinker. Welcome to the Codex!

I definitely think DoomGuy. Who did you vote for?

Hmmm, I can't seem to vote but I would go with Doomguy as well. The original Doom is my favorite game so I'm biased.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Wow, this is such an insightful and interesting thread for your post WaterDrinker. Welcome to the Codex!

I definitely think DoomGuy. Who did you vote for?

Hmmm, I can't seem to vote but I would go with Doomguy as well.

That's because you're a newly registered scrub. But tell you what, you seem like a pretty cool guy. I can tell these things pretty good. So I'm just going to go ahead and give you access to all the shit normal retards get around here. You'll see a bunch of new forums appear as well as a chatbox, which is usually full of idiots. But I can tell you're a cool guy because drinking water is healthy and good for you.

Everybody welcome WaterDrinker!

 

[WaterDrinker]

Wow, this is such an insightful and interesting thread for your post WaterDrinker. Welcome to the Codex!

I definitely think DoomGuy. Who did you vote for?

Hmmm, I can't seem to vote but I would go with Doomguy as well.

That's because you're a newly registered scrub. But tell you what, you seem like a pretty cool guy. I can tell these things pretty good. So I'm just going to go ahead and give you access to all the shit normal retards get around here. You'll see a bunch of new forums appear as well as a chatbox, which is usually full of idiots. But I can tell you're a cool guy because drinking water is healthy and good for you.

Everybody welcome WaterDrinker!

That's awesome! Thank you! I can't believe I'm just now discovering this site. I love RPGs.

 

[J_C]

Fuck you WaterDrinker !

And I vote for Dante because of the rule of cool.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Dante

cool

Guy can't even button that nightgown he wears instead of a shirt.

 

[Dedicated_Dark]

Oh Man! I can't wait for the retards living in the west to wake up and see this.
Maybe we will get one of those regularly scheduled Codex has declined posts.

 

[Black_Willow]

In our next "poster of the year" contest I'll vote for WaterDrinker.

 

[throwaway69420]

I can't believe I'm just now discovering this site. I love RPGs.

You won't for much longer!

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

I WANNA FUCK SAMUS

 

[Lemming42]

When you say bar fight, is it hand-to-hand? Or does each character have their powerups, weapons, armour, etc? Like can Doomguy just fire the BFG into the middle of the bar?

 

[Tacgnol]

WaterDrinker

What is your definition of an RPG.

 

[Undead Phoenix]

Whoever is selling the video of it, clearly.

 

[Lazing Dirk]

"Maximum power" for Doomguy at this point means invincibility, (partial) invisibility, quad damage, berzerk, infinite ammo, chainsaw, crucible blade, BFG, plus whatever other nonsense batarangs and shit he has. No contest.

Wow I'm thirsty. Time to drink some water.

 

[DJOGamer PT]

Dante
His regenerative healing factor is powerful enough to instantly heal him after being bisected, he can create gravity singularities, can tank attacks with the same energy output as nukes and can even move at light speed
Fuck in the 1st game, the final boss is a demon so powerful he creates a whole dimension with constellations and galaxies

 

[Blutwurstritter]

Garrett. His stealth has reached such perfection he doesn't even appear on the polls. Say goodbye to your BFG, Power Suit and Rebellion. Combine these with a black jack and the winner is clear. They won't even know what hit'em.

 

[JarlFrank]

Garrett. His stealth has reached such perfection he doesn't even appear on the polls. Say goodbye to your BFG, Power Suit and Rebellion. Combine these with a black jack and the winner is clear. They won't even know what hit'em.

He just goes in there, steals all their shit, walks out again without anyone being aware of his presence, and leaves them to accuse each other.

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

Always bet on Doomguy.

I WANNA FUCK SAMUS

 

[NecroLord]

 

[<3sRichardSimmons]

Poll doesn't include Rance, OP confirmed for retard.

 

[WaterDrinker]

WaterDrinker

What is your definition of an RPG.

Planescape Torment is my favorite RPG.

 

[udm]

WaterDrinker

What is your definition of an RPG.

Planescape Torment is my favorite RPG.

Sorry, never heard of it. Did you mean Planetscape Tournament?

 

[JDR13]

They never actually finish the fight because Samus ends up getting raped by the other three.