Review Dragon Age 2 is Darkier, Sexier, Better

[DarkUnderlord]

Because all their character models are the fucking same obv.

 

[Saxon1974]

What the hell happened to Bioware? I mean granted everything they have done has been average at best since the Infinity games....but WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THEM???

 

[Daemongar]

Because all their character models are the fucking same obv.

The same... only darkier!

 

[Daemongar]

What the hell happened to Bioware? I mean granted everything they have done has been average at best since the Infinity games....but WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THEM???

EA.

 

[Zlaja]

I had a lot of sex in my lifetime, and because of that I suffered ailments such as the itch, the clap, crabs, itchy anus, herpes, brown sometimes green penile discharge and the lifetime ailment, it also burns really bad when I pee....practice safe sex folks!

 

[Phelot]

In the world of Dragon Age, individuals lose their... individuality by having their breasts at roughly the same height and size... AND BY BEING DARKIER

 

[Blind Eye]

Darkier titties. DO NOT WANT.

 

[Mastermind]

Darkier, sexier, better.

Also, darkier? Fucking DARKIER?


MORE LIKE DORKIER

That chick was said to be a romantic (romantic is bioware jargon for fucking) option. She looks like a 12 year old to me. Pedoware manages to push the envelope once more.

 

[Mastermind]

Who is going to do the LP? I won't be playing this shit.

I'll do it if someone sends me a copy of the game.

 

[Angthoron]

Darkier, sexier, better.

Also, darkier? Fucking DARKIER?


MORE LIKE DORKIER

That chick was said to be a romantic (romantic is bioware jargon for fucking) option. She looks like a 12 year old to me. Pedoware manages to push the envelope once more.

This thing is romanceable? Fuck. Fuck you James Cameron for (re)starting a fad of making humanoids look like cartoonish fucking animals. Fuck. This thing looks like a deer with a cow's eyes. What is wrong with your face?

 

[roll-a-die]

Was going to spam a nasty hentai of a anthro cow woman leaking what looks like semen from 6 breasts and one penis(of 3), but this is the news section so just imagine it were here. Also I kind of can't find it any more.

 

[Mastermind]

http://dragonage.bioware.com/da2/world/classes/warrior/

Looks like they reduced the number of specializations. Dumbing down dumbed down shit: the bioware way.

 

[roll-a-die]

Actually they didn't, you have five main skill webs and then 1 of 3 that you can take, at least that's what it seemed like from the gameplay videos that I saw. In dragon age you had 3 as a warrior as well, the same three in fact.

NOT SAYING THIS ISN'T GOING TO BE SHIT MOSTLY JUST TRYING TO KEEP DISCUSSION AS FACTUAL AS POSSIBLE.

 

[Mastermind]

DA:O had 4 specializations/class. DA2 has 3.

 

[roll-a-die]

DA:O had 4 specializations/class. DA2 has 3.

Ah sorry, read the wrong part on the wiki, can't remember balls about DAO.

 

[Jools]

DA:O had 4 specializations/class. DA2 has 3.

DA:2 gameplay philosophy, in a nutshell:

 

[denizsi]

Darkier, sexier, better.

Also, darkier? Fucking DARKIER?


MORE LIKE DORKIER

Gaps on the arms of her mail. It makes no sense whatsoever and makes her look like a hobo. Fucking retarded designers.

 

[Mastermind]

Gaps on the arms of her mail. It makes no sense whatsoever and makes her look like a hobo. Fucking retarded designers.

The open areas are the ones most likely to acquire perspiration and funky smells. The armor does what it's supposed to do: keep her fresh for fucking by the deviants, perverts and pedophiles that comprise bioware's gaming membership.

 

[taxalot]

I still probably am going to fap a lot to this game. I'm getting tired of xhamster.com , which has a lot of dark sex in some of its subsections. . So fuck you Codex.

 

[Jools]

I still probably am going to fap a lot to this game.

It's all good, as long as you do it tastefully.

 

[Black]

And as long as you don't give bioware your moneys.

 

[taxalot]

Maybe I can hire a hooker and we both play Dragon Age 2 to get us turned on before sex.

 

[Pablosdog]

This seems too terrible to pirate.

 

[Volourn]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CrimsonAngel]

MSpainted a little to point out her Neck.

ALSO why are her tits made up of lego's.