Dragon Age: Inquisition Pre-Release Thread

[Excidium]

Well better tiny horns than no horns.

 

[Cynic]

You cant romance Cole

he has childs mind and Gaider was really butthurt over people bitching on BSN that they cant romance him

Links pls...

http://forum.bioware.com/topic/508087-why-so-many-cole-haters-in-defense-of-cole/?hl= romance

cant find the original post

User MacLimes writes about Bioware's new companion "Cole":

HE IS NOT CHILD-LIKE.

That was a comment made by David Gaider that has been absolutely misunderstood.

DG was saying that Cole is "child like" in his attitude towards romance, love, and sex. In other words, they have no bearing on him and he wants nothing to do with it.

But he is quite mature in other areas, such as empathy and violence.

Cole is NOT a child, but he is NOT an adult, either. He is an ALIEN, whose first experience with humanity was to console a lonely child as he died, angry and confused.

You can't use human categories like "child" and "adult" to describe his mentality and behavior, because they don't apply. It would be like asking "What does blue sound like?" It doesn't make any sense, and doesn't apply at all.

 

[Shadenuat]

"Different standards of beauty", yet all the females on that concept art follow the modern standard of beauty (the dwarven woman is just shorter). At least they look different in game.

Like it's different for males. Dwarf is the only type you might see on the street, every other one has a leisure of counting his calories every day and doing separate exercises for every muscle group.

And I just noticed the human female's legs in that concept picture. Wow, what the hell kind of a genetic disease is that?

She is too used to high heels so she stands like that even when not wearing any shoes.

 

[Angthoron]

And I just noticed the human female's legs in that concept picture. Wow, what the hell kind of a genetic disease is that?

She is too used to high heels so she stands like that even when not wearing any shoes.

But her knees are at a different height despite her standing on tip-toes on both legs!

 

[DalekFlay]

She is too used to high heels so she stands like that even when not wearing any shoes.

Very common for women doing a "sexy pose" to arch their feet. It's considered feminine.

Good thing Bioware are crusading against sexy females in games!

 

[Cadmus]

She is too used to high heels so she stands like that even when not wearing any shoes.

Very common for women doing a "sexy pose" to arch their feet. It's considered feminine.

Good thing Bioware are crusading against sexy females in games!

One day I will need to have this explained to me - why is sexy wrong and why fat gaider-like characters are correct.

 

[BGMD]

This must be a parody at this point, right?

 

[Excidium]

Just read all character descriptions on their site, it looks like Bioware has become self-aware

 

[Clockwork Knight]

I'm half asleep and thought that was a character from Far Cry 4, because of the modern haircut. Then I saw the biowarean facial hair.

 

[Martius]

One day I will need to have this explained to me - why is sexy wrong and why fat gaider-like characters are correct.

You got it all wrong! Sexy characters in non-Bioware games are wrong, in Bioware game its ok.
You can always hear Gaider explanation, choose chapter "sexual vs sexualized".
http://www.gdcvault.com/play/1017796/Sex-in-Video

 

[Cadmus]

This must be a parody at this point, right?

I quickly googled it just to make sure you aren't trolling.
DOES NOBODY SEE THE PROBLEM WITH THE FUCKING HAIR AND MUSTACHE?? fucking retards how the fuck they can be so bad at making faces

Bioware should make a game with robots only

AND IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE THERE AINT NO MAGICAL HAIRGEL INTRODUCED IN THE SHITTY SETTING YAH MENS SO FUCK OFF WITH EVERYTHING
BOMB BIOWARE
DIE FAGGOTS FUCK ALL
FUFK SHITFUCJOSda

 

[Cyberarmy]

I first thought someone painted/photoshopped his hair and mustache.

 

[Cadmus]

I first thought someone painted/photoshopped his hair and mustache.

I THINK THEY OBVIOUSLY FUCKING DID THATS THE BIOWARE CHARACTER MAKER -

1 purchase monkey/nigger/woman-slave
2 sit them in front of a PC with randomly generated facial features
3 inject heroin and let them randomly assemble your character cast
4 have them write character bio as well for maximum emotioanal engagement)

 

[Excidium]

So far the only characters a normal person would keep in their party are the inquisitor dyke and Big McLargehuge II

 

[Joni Odin von Hassenstein]

So far the only characters a normal person would keep in their party are the inquisitor dyke and Big McLargehuge II

How 'bout Christopher Walken?

 

[Onholyservicebound]

Also Varric
And maybe blackwall, because you can turn him into a Warcraft footman.

although idk if that appeals to a normal person.
I hope they introduce a non disgusting/non lesbian female so my party doesn't end up a pure sausage fest.

 

[Cadmus]

the left picture looks cool!

 

[Joni Odin von Hassenstein]

Yeah, left one looks pretty nice.

So far the only characters a normal person would keep in their party are the inquisitor dyke and Big McLargehuge II

Oh and: are you talking Humandyke or Elvendyke here?
'cause Elvendyke will get smacked just for coming near my party every single time!

 

[Excidium]

I mean the other one, she was in DA2 wasn't she?

So far the only characters a normal person would keep in their party are the inquisitor dyke and Big McLargehuge II

How 'bout Christopher Walken?

Oh right. As long as he acts like Christopher Walken

 

[Cadmus]

Yeah, left one looks pretty nice.

I think this is an evidence that the traditional medieval fantasy is not a cliche anymore, it is gone and should come back to replace all the shitty twists on it because I'm fucking sick of them.

 

[RK47]

This must be a parody at this point, right?

I quickly googled it just to make sure you aren't trolling.
DOES NOBODY SEE THE PROBLEM WITH THE FUCKING HAIR AND MUSTACHE?? fucking retards how the fuck they can be so bad at making faces

Bioware should make a game with robots only

AND IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE THERE AINT NO MAGICAL HAIRGEL INTRODUCED IN THE SHITTY SETTING YAH MENS SO FUCK OFF WITH EVERYTHING
BOMB BIOWARE
DIE FAGGOTS FUCK ALL
FUFK SHITFUCJOSda

 

[Kem0sabe]

Bioware is fast becoming a parody of its cliches, so meta.

 

[Lagole Gon]

This game is going to be fuckin' glorious.

 

[Angthoron]

This must be a parody at this point, right?

Do you have something against fabulous people saving the world? Check your cis privilege!

Bioware is fast becoming a parody of its cliches, so meta.

Nobody expects a BioWare Inquisition

Spoiler

to not be shit

 

[Brzęczyszczykiewicz]

This must be a parody at this point, right?

Idiocracy is real.