Dragon Age Collector's Edition review
by Nikolas Kontos
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pledged of $209 goal
I'll review the Dragon Age collector's edition from the gameplay, to the lore, characters, collector's items, and everything else
Are you sick and tired of reading biased reviews from magazines and game sites? Sick of not being able to trust what those fiendish employees say? Worried that the game only received such a praiseworthy review because the writer had received seventeen fruit bowls and a flight to the other side of the country and a stay in a 5 star hotel? Well, here I am to save you from such horror!
I will write the most unbiased review of Dragon Age that ever has been written for any game that was, is or shall ever be. I will envelope myself in a sphere of objectivity, trim from myself every scrap of subjectivity like trimming hair with sharp scissors. For the duration of the game and writing the review, I will be as unbiased and objective in every aspect of my life as can possibly be done, to ensure that nothing leaks over into this review.
I really love RPGs. I've been playing RPG's for as far back as I can remember, back in the days of Final Fantasy on the NES. Though I was about 3 then and I'm pretty sure the controller I was using wasn't plugged in (so says my family - though I'm sure they're just jealous that I was so great at RPGs), I can still assure you all that I loved the genre nonetheless.
I've played a lot of RPGs since my youngling days: Golden Sun and Dragon Quest, Final Fantasies and Pokemon. Chrono Trigger, Mass Effect, KotOR, Baldur's Gate, Tale's of Symphonia. I'm pretty excited to write a review and share my enthusiasm of the genre with other people, and to provide a few lucky people with some enthralling companion pieces for your character's!