Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard - coming October 31st

[Old Hans]

Se people are now pretending that DA games weren't always filled with degeneracy and woke shit.

This is the same retarded argument troons and groomers use to defend Veilguard - "DA was always woke".

It's true though, it was always shit.

im sorry but NO! dragon age origins let me stab people to death for no reason, just so I could steal their treasure chest key

 

[General Disarray]

Swedish game journalist page gave this shit a 2/5.

"2 Tveksamt Inte riktigt godkänt, endast anhängare eller okritiskt lagda bör överväga köp."
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" 2 Doubtful. Not quite approved, only fans or persons who are uncriticall should consider buying"

https://www.fz.se/recension/298906-dragon-age-the-veilguard

Mainly citing bad and boring as shit game mechanics.

+ Nice Environments
+ Okay reactive script.

- Very repetitive and simple combat.
- Shaky dialogs and narrative overall.
- Big fps drops in certain regions.
- Have I waited ten years for this?

 

[Old Hans]

Swedish game journalist page gave this shit a 2/5.

"2 Tveksamt Inte riktigt godkänt, endast anhängare eller okritiskt lagda bör överväga köp."
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" 2 Doubtful. Not quite approved, only fans or persons who are uncriticall should consider buying"

https://www.fz.se/recension/298906-dragon-age-the-veilguard

Mainly citing bad and boring as shit game mechanics.

I imagine it sounds less retarded in Swedish

 

[POOPERSCOOPER]

I love watching big games fail, this warms my heart.

 

[Old Hans]

I love watching big games fail, this warms my heart.

I just realized bioware has the same trajectory as Cory Feldman's movie career. it starts off really strong, but eventually ends in a series of career killing flops, which lead to a drug overdose

 

[Falksi]

I love how the most glowing review for it comes from Game Rant, a site which also claims that the SEGA "Mega System" didn't have any Sonic games for it....and then goes to write an article on one of the Sonic games which was released for it ...

 

[cpmartins]

ONE GOOD RPG WITH HIGH PRODUCTIONS, GOOD STORY, BELIEVABLE WORLD, SEXY WOMEN AND GOOD GAMEPLAY. ONE HIGH PRODUCTION NON-WOKE RPG

Ah, yes. Kingdom Come 2: Revenge of Chuds. Cumming soon all over this retarded industry

Safeguarded by Denuvo(tm)!

You can choose an ultra-based, old skool RPG with Denuvo crammed in by a retarded publisher....

...or a Denuvo-less video game equivalent of a university safe room stocked with plush toys, hot chocolate and vegan ice cream.

Discuss!

I chose neither. Fuck both of them.

 

[Morgoth]

Another very positive review!

 

[Camel]

It's true though, it was always shit. The only thing that has changed is "the norms", DA (and Bioware) was always at the forefront of libtardology.

BioWare was always politically correct but DA:O wasn’t woke and pozzed. Groomers criticize it for being sexist and misogynist. Care to provide examples of “degeneracy and woke shit” in DA:O.

Origins gave you a party in which every member was white besides Sten (vaguely brown qunari), Shale (a magically animated artifact) and the dog (a dog) and only ever showed People of Gender in order to mock cross-dressers. It was hardly the peak of social conservatism but anybody claiming that it was always "woke" in the way that those steam users are complaining about has incurred severe brain damage or is being disingenuous. In the case of Jim Sterling it's clearly both.

DA:O takes place in Ferelden(medieval not-England) and has Leliana and Marjolaine from Orlais(medieval not-France), so almost all are white as it should be. Zevran and Isabela are exotic and their backstories explain how they appeared in Ferelden. DA:O doesn't have random blacks and Asians in a small village. Dyke dwarf Branka is one of the worst villains of the game. The Chantry is portrayed neutrally. The game isn't woke at all since it was released in 2009 but sadly it's one of the last non-woke/non-PC games.

 

[solm]

The Balrog reached the bridge. Gandalf stood in the middle of the span, leaning on the staff in his left hand, but in his other hand Glamdring gleamed, cold and white. His enemy halted again, facing him, and the shadow about it reached out like two vast wings. It raised the whip, and the thongs whined and cracked. Fire came from its nostrils. But Gandalf stood firm.

'Oof' he said.

 

[Tyranicon]

The funniest part of this whole review debacle is how EA was like "okay, the embargo's over, you can release your review videos now!"

...And there were like a total of three videos from bigger names (1m+ subs): IGN, Fextralife and SkillUp.

Fextralife's video exposing the shady pre-release process and SkillUp's absolute dismantling of the game.

Nobody else cared to make a video or didn't get access.

 

[NecroLord]

It's true though, it was always shit. The only thing that has changed is "the norms", DA (and Bioware) was always at the forefront of libtardology.

BioWare was always politically correct but DA:O wasn’t woke and pozzed. Groomers criticize it for being sexist and misogynist.

Origins gave you a party in which every member was white besides Sten (vaguely brown qunari), Shale (a magically animated artifact) and the dog (a dog) and only ever showed People of Gender in order to mock cross-dressers. It was hardly the peak of social conservatism but anybody claiming that it was always "woke" in the way that those steam users are complaining about has incurred severe brain damage or is being disingenuous. In the case of Jim Sterling it's clearly both.

DA:O takes place in Ferelden(medieval not-England) and has Leliana and Marjolaine from Orlais(medieval not-France), so almost all are white as it should be. Zevran and Isabela are exotic and their backstories explain how they appeared in Ferelden. DA:O doesn't have random blacks and Asians in a small village. Dyke dwarf Branka is one of the worst villains of the game. The Chantry is portrayed neutrally. The game isn't woke at all since it was released in 2009 but sadly it's one of the last non-woke/non-PC games.

Branka is the worst.

 

[Old Hans]

I love how the most glowing review for it comes from Game Rant, a site which also claims that the SEGA "Mega System" didn't have any Sonic games for it....and then goes to write an article on one of the Sonic games which was released for it ...

im almost positive gamerant is 100% AI driven

 

[Gargaune]

 

[Camel]

Branka is the worst.

I got called bigot on Steam forums for writing how Ferelden(medieval not-England) is all-white or almost all-white as it should be. Wokes also call Branka bisexual not lesbian because she was married to Oghren.
The First Warden is black in Veilguard, so I assume Anderfels is as diverse as California now.

 

[sebas]

I love how the most glowing review for it comes from Game Rant

 

[The Wall]

Another very positive review!

You are deeply sick man. No one is more suited for take your meds rating. You and PompiPompi must be Infinitron's Jewish cousins. Is that really you on "Day 1 purchase meme"?


You are disgusting old pigman Jew. Your outside and inside are in perfect synch. And Veilguard is perfect game for you

 

[Camel]

It occurred to me that the western devs never make faggots, dykes and troons villains in the games anymore.

 

[Tyranicon]

I love the art of subtle baiting:

 

[Luzur]

Swedish game journalist page gave this shit a 2/5.

"2 Tveksamt Inte riktigt godkänt, endast anhängare eller okritiskt lagda bör överväga köp."
=
" 2 Doubtful. Not quite approved, only fans or persons who are uncriticall should consider buying"

https://www.fz.se/recension/298906-dragon-age-the-veilguard

Mainly citing bad and boring as shit game mechanics.

+ Nice Environments
+ Okay reactive script.

- Very repetitive and simple combat.
- Shaky dialogs and narrative overall.
- Big fps drops in certain regions.
- Have I waited ten years for this?

Finns hopp än för våra speljournalister, åtminstone.

 

[The Wall]

Have you noticed how intelligence in ALL spheres has dropped like a rock compared to DA:O days. Imagine back then Developer for the game FULL 3 DAYS BEFORE RELEASE saying how his game is success thanks to few positive reviews. Before yearly, quarterly or first month sales. Before all critics throw their hat in. Before all that. Or making MOTHERFUCKING SIMS developer lead director of your crown RPG franchise. Main qualifer for job? Cut his dick off and wears dress



And that's biggest problem with WOKE. It destroys brains, devours intelligence and makes people LITERALLY RETARDED. Them being trans, gay and deranged is ugly side effect. It's like Xenomorphs + Plague + Spiritual. While masqarading like Good, wearing faces of people and concepts like in Thing. Evil, wicked stuff

 

[Yosharian]

I love how the most glowing review for it comes from Game Rant, a site which also claims that the SEGA "Mega System" didn't have any Sonic games for it....and then goes to write an article on one of the Sonic games which was released for it ...

What the fuck is a Mega System

 

[Aphex81]

So Eppler posts on Blue Sky (Gay Social Media Plattform) that he wants reviewers to say "triumphant return to form" and they all go on to write the exact phrase.
How the fuck is that even legal?

 

[kapisi]

The funniest part of this whole review debacle is how EA was like "okay, the embargo's over, you can release your review videos now!"

...And there were like a total of three videos from bigger names (1m+ subs): IGN, Fextralife and SkillUp.

Fextralife's video exposing the shady pre-release process and SkillUp's absolute dismantling of the game.

Nobody else cared to make a video or didn't get access.

EA really did do that preview event as a screening. Channels like luality and fextralife expressed no concern at all, their previews just didn't sound super enthusiastic. And they didn't get review codes.

Skillup played them by sending his editor to the event, who gushed about the game. Gotta respect the hustle.

 

[ferratilis]

I love watching big games fail, this warms my heart.

If only the studio could fail along with the game, my heart would have enough warmth for the next three winters.