Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Old Hans]

Here we gooooooo:

this trailer comes off like a Dragon Age spin-off Overwatch game

 

[mediocrepoet]

Can't wait for the gameplay reveal!

What do you guys figure? Fantasy Overwatch?

 

[9ted6]

 

[Child of Malkav]

"I'll order double!"

 

[Mortmal]

As funny cartoon on netflix it could work.

Can't wait for the gameplay reveal!

What do you guys figure? Fantasy Overwatch?

I dont know , but it will sure entertain and deliver. I am genuinely surprised by that trailer, when you think we reached the bottom they dig further.

 

[Alfgart]

This game will 100% finally kill Bioware

 

[Dishonoredbr]

Official art for the new companions in Dragon Age VeilGuard

 

[frajaq]

of course they wouldn't let us play Varric again...

so we have
Harding: Female Dwarf, looks boring
Neve: ugly Female Indian
Lucanis: Male Mediterranean-looking
Bellara: Female Asian Elf, what the fuck?
Emmrich: White Male Necromancer (will prob be gay)
Davrin: Black Male Elf, almost laughed when they showed him
Taash: Female Qunari

Looks like my prediction was off, they all fucking suck

 

[Reinhardt]

Official art for the new companions in Dragon Age VeilGuard

looks whiter than bioware trailer

 

[Tyranicon]

2009: Hey guys, let's make a medieval European fantasy based clearly and specifically on England and France.

2024: ??? Gay sex

 

[mediocrepoet]

... I thought that character's name was Trash.

Well shit. I just figured part of Bioware was mildly self aware.

Oh well, brace for game journo articles about how shit gamers are.

 

[Dishonoredbr]

Official art for the new companions in Dragon Age VeilGuard

I was joking but this shit DOES look like Marvel Rivals Lmaoooo

 

[La vie sexuelle]

You know, I expected something of epic proportions. Shit, but big. And it's all so...small. In addition, the trailer itself seems amateurish. The animations make it seem like it's just a test and not something you're bringing to a trade show. And the characters themselves are something from the trailer of "le veterani Bioware" and not a proper studio with billions of dollars in financial resources.

iI's just a brown fart.

 

[Terra]

Thought they'd named the final character Trash for a minute there and didn't even bat a eyelid it blended in so seamlessly with everything else.

 

[Child of Malkav]

"Your companions can do anything, even take down corrupt gods."
So what does the player do? Cheer them on?

 

[Vulpes]

Holy fucking shit was this bad. I thought Andromeda was Bioware's lowest point, but this easily surpasses it.

 

[Tyranicon]

"Your companions can do anything, even take down corrupt gods."
So what does the player do? Cheer them on?

The PC's in a closet, watching other people have sex.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

of course they wouldn't let us play Varric again...

Boring than ever. Was he not wearing a beard out of some kind of rebellion?

so we have
Harding: Female Dwarf, looks boring

Of all the characters in DA:I, why did they make her a companion?

Neve: ugly Female Indian

I don't know if she's ugly. But it probably won't be pretty either.

Lucanis: Male Mediterranean-looking

Arab mage.

Bellara: Female Asian Elf, what the fuck?

She looks like a cosplayer.

Emmrich: White Male Necromancer (will prob be gay)

Everyone here is playersexual.

Davrin: Black Male Elf, almost laughed when they showed him

It means you felt some emotion. I'm jealous :D

Taash: Female Qunari

Trans Qunari.

Looks like my prediction was off, they all fucking suck

And I'm surprised. Trailer sucks like a toothless whore in Algiers.

 

[ropetight]

I can't wait for the unavoidable comparisons with BG3.
If I was some vidya journo scribbler I'd write an article comparing Dreadwolf to BG3 just to fuck with BioWare devs.
>Dragon Age: Veilguard has its merits, but it's no Baldur's Gate 3

"BG3 lets you have sex with a bear; why won't Veilguard let you have sex with the Dreadwolf?"

actually that's one thing it will probably let you.

Bear fucking was not enough, but wolf fucking is RPGCodex GOTY material.

 

[Herumor]

Here we gooooooo:

That's one ugly looking Qunari. I bet it's gonna be a tranny.

 

[RepHope]

Here we gooooooo:

this trailer comes off like a Dragon Age spin-off Overwatch game

Kek that’s what the normies are saying. It’s like watching a shitty Marvel movie. Classic BioWare chasing trends that are already outdated.

 

[negator2vc]

WTF!!!!!???
That was one shit game reveal!
Seriously cartoon graphics??!?!!
I mean no one expected something good but that's epic bad!

 

[Baron Tahn]

"Your companions can do anything, even take down corrupt gods."
So what does the player do? Cheer them on?

The player gets to sit in the corner and witness their unique and diverse stories, if it's going to be anything like BG3.

 

[mediocrepoet]

"Your companions can do anything, even take down corrupt gods."
So what does the player do? Cheer them on?

The player is the titular Failhard.

The PC's in a closet, watching other people have sex.

Bioware's trend chasing so hard, they're trying to copy your success!

 

[ChildInTime]

This is just... bizarre. I remember cringing at first Origins trailers back in the day, with the NEW SHIT screaming in the background, but now I realise how good we actually had it.