Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[d1r]

Holy shit. This looks like absolute fucking garbage.

 

[Alfgart]

I'm genuinely laughing my ass off after the reveal. I never imagined this could look so fucking bad

 

[Reinhardt]

JFC

pretty much this. i laughed all the way. it's like watching train full of garbage burn. fascinating.

 

[Mortmal]

casters are ghey and wear dresses. if i wanted to play as woman i would chose chainmail bikini babe or tight leather-clad rogue.

Trope and nothing else. Propaganda. Mages can alter reality and make warriors or clerics kill themselves. They are power incarnate.

Forget mages being incarnations of power, forget enslaving kingdoms with necromancy—the new thing is gendermancy. Dragon Age will be a political roleplaying game where you assume any shape you want and indulge in a lot of sexual activity with well-rendered 3D models!

Who am I kiddin...It will be chaste and puritanical, an A button smasher while exploring a dull and vapid Ubisoft-like open world...

 

[Reinhardt]

you know, i kinda started to appreciate awoved companions alot more for some reason.

 

[Bendu]

My expectations were already low but they somehow managed to still disappoint.

 

[Rahdulan]

Here we gooooooo:

Well, shit. Harding of all people.

 

[Reinhardt]

My expectations were already low but they somehow managed to still disappoint.

why? it's funniest video i watched today.

 

[ferratilis]

I thought "there's no way this is Dragon Age, it must be some kind of 5v5 hero shooter or something"

Leave it to Bioware to go beyond your worst expectations.

 

[9ted6]

Dragon Age: Deadgame

 

[Elttharion]

Looks like a shitty mobile game lmao

 

[just]

has that 5v5 arena shooter vibes

 

[mediocrepoet]

Well that was... something.

 

[Peachcurl]

I just saw the extremely gay thumbnail and knew this gonna be good.

Lmao, the whole style... the music... I can't believe this is fucking real.

 

[Reinhardt]

tho no matter how funny it was i'd rather be caught watching gushing over magical girls in public than... this.

 

[d1r]

This game will kill Bioware once and for all.

 

[9ted6]

It all comes tumbling down.

 

[Tyranicon]

I'm glad I saved up my store of funny ratings.

 

[Peachcurl]

"Heyo fellow gamers! If you don't buy the game you ain't black gay!"

 

[processdaemon]

Given that they've built up the tearing down of the Veil as such a big deal I really thought they might at least try to make the trailer somewhat serious, but apparently not, it'll just be quips all the way down.

 

[Reinhardt]

you know, maybe karlach was not THAT cringe after all...

 

[Dishonoredbr]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[mediocrepoet]

That one commenter nailed it though. They went from dark and edgy fantasy to being wannabe MCU.

They better hope it appeals to kids and that they didn't dial up the sex scenes so their parents won't stop them from getting it. Either that or that it appeals to women and alphabets that actually buy games.

 

[Child of Malkav]

DAO had no sequels.
Bioware just proved it.

 

[Tyranicon]

This is everything I wanted. I started today being a bit bummed out but now I'm in a great mood.

Thanks for the early Christmas gift NuBioWare!