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You pointing out it pointless. This topic is about the rape, not if they are legally allowed to do it or not. So yeah, thanks a lot, mr. internet lawyer, we'll call you back when we need you.
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Decline EA Rapes Dungeon Keeper
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dextermorgan
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Holy shit
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Still No.5
So apparently this is out.
Who wants to try it?
Who wants to try it?
I may sacrifice myself for the greater good...
LoL. even mobile games have day 1 patches now it seems ...
Edit part 2: Bloody hell, it is in Turkish...
LoL. even mobile games have day 1 patches now it seems ...
Edit part 2: Bloody hell, it is in Turkish...
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No U.So apparently this is out.
Who wants to try it?
Fuck man, the Ultima rape tells you everything you need to know.
This is beyond rape, our poor devils attacked by MULTI
and as usual it is P2W from the start. A good reminder for why we need to stay away from mobile gaming plague.
and as usual it is P2W from the start. A good reminder for why we need to stay away from mobile gaming plague.
Space Satan
Arcane
I'll just leave this here:
EA has officially launched Dungeon Keeper for iOS and Android and the game looks so fun. Look forward to our review that will be finished in eight hours or you can give us a dollar to finish it now.
You see, people used to charge others to read exclusive gaming journalism articles. But now anyone can write an article and put it up on the internet for free even if it’s not good. That devalues our site which used to charge five dollars a month because for some reason, people like reading garbage instead of us. Now we have to resort to making all of our content free otherwise no one would pay attention to us. Having legitimately good gaming journalism just doesn’t cut it anymore.
So while I was playing Dungeon Keeper on my smartphone and waiting four hours for my imp to break into a stone, I thought, why not apply this to my articles? My content will still be free to those who are patient, but those who can’t wait can just pay me to finish it faster. And don’t worry about the content being any different due to the pay structure. I have integrity and would never do such a thing. I believe this type of content distribution is going to revolutionize gaming journalism.
Anyway, here is the actual review. One new paragraph will go up every eight hours or you can pay me a dollar to finish each paragraph faster.
Update: I have decided to change our pay structure to a sentence every four hours and you can pay me 50 cents to finish a sentence instantly.
Update 2: The review is finished!
Dungeon Keeper is a very fun game. How fun? Super fun. The game reminds me of what the original Dungeon Keeper games were like. Besides sharing the same name, players can build dungeons just like the old games. So, what’s the verdict? Well, you’re going to have to keep reading to find out.
Some people might complain that it takes too long to do simple things like make a new room. Well, that’s not the fun part of Dungeon Keeper. It’s the anticipation that makes it worth it. Besides, you can play other great EA mobile games while you wait. Then when you come back to Dungeon Keeper and see you still have two hours left, you can go back to those other great games. It’s a win-win.
I’m still working on building my dungeon and I only spent five dollars to get three rooms done instantly. That’s a steal. That’s just like lunch at a cheap place. Or dinner at a cheap place. Or even breakfast at a cheap place. And I’ll only have to do this like five or six more times. I could wait two weeks instead of paying more money. I mean, eventually I’ll have some fun with Dungeon Keeper either way so patience is a virtue. I’ll repeat that, patience is a virtue. But money also works too.
So what score do I give Dungeon Keeper? Well, we’re not quite there yet. I need to talk about some other things first. For example, did you know that this game is free? That’s the best part! You don’t have to spend a dime. But if you want to, you can spend 100 dollars. The fact that you can spend 100 dollars on this means that this game is way better than those lame 60 dollar console games. Smartphone gaming is the future. Trust me.
But don’t just take my word for it. Let’s see what other people have to say about this game.
This picture will cost three dollars to put up. It’s optional but it will enhance the article. Update: Thanks for the money, Monica!
Looks good! So I think you guys know what my score is going to be. I have to give it a 9 out of 10. That’s 4.5 out of 5 for people who like that scoring system. So what improvements could be made? I can think of a major one. You should be able to spend more than 100 dollars at once. I know I’m going to need more gems if I want to have a lot of fun.
EA has officially launched Dungeon Keeper for iOS and Android and the game looks so fun. Look forward to our review that will be finished in eight hours or you can give us a dollar to finish it now.
You see, people used to charge others to read exclusive gaming journalism articles. But now anyone can write an article and put it up on the internet for free even if it’s not good. That devalues our site which used to charge five dollars a month because for some reason, people like reading garbage instead of us. Now we have to resort to making all of our content free otherwise no one would pay attention to us. Having legitimately good gaming journalism just doesn’t cut it anymore.So while I was playing Dungeon Keeper on my smartphone and waiting four hours for my imp to break into a stone, I thought, why not apply this to my articles? My content will still be free to those who are patient, but those who can’t wait can just pay me to finish it faster. And don’t worry about the content being any different due to the pay structure. I have integrity and would never do such a thing. I believe this type of content distribution is going to revolutionize gaming journalism.
Anyway, here is the actual review. One new paragraph will go up every eight hours or you can pay me a dollar to finish each paragraph faster.
Update: I have decided to change our pay structure to a sentence every four hours and you can pay me 50 cents to finish a sentence instantly.
Update 2: The review is finished!
Dungeon Keeper is a very fun game. How fun? Super fun. The game reminds me of what the original Dungeon Keeper games were like. Besides sharing the same name, players can build dungeons just like the old games. So, what’s the verdict? Well, you’re going to have to keep reading to find out.
Some people might complain that it takes too long to do simple things like make a new room. Well, that’s not the fun part of Dungeon Keeper. It’s the anticipation that makes it worth it. Besides, you can play other great EA mobile games while you wait. Then when you come back to Dungeon Keeper and see you still have two hours left, you can go back to those other great games. It’s a win-win.
I’m still working on building my dungeon and I only spent five dollars to get three rooms done instantly. That’s a steal. That’s just like lunch at a cheap place. Or dinner at a cheap place. Or even breakfast at a cheap place. And I’ll only have to do this like five or six more times. I could wait two weeks instead of paying more money. I mean, eventually I’ll have some fun with Dungeon Keeper either way so patience is a virtue. I’ll repeat that, patience is a virtue. But money also works too.
So what score do I give Dungeon Keeper? Well, we’re not quite there yet. I need to talk about some other things first. For example, did you know that this game is free? That’s the best part! You don’t have to spend a dime. But if you want to, you can spend 100 dollars. The fact that you can spend 100 dollars on this means that this game is way better than those lame 60 dollar console games. Smartphone gaming is the future. Trust me.But don’t just take my word for it. Let’s see what other people have to say about this game.
This picture will cost three dollars to put up. It’s optional but it will enhance the article. Update: Thanks for the money, Monica!
Looks good! So I think you guys know what my score is going to be. I have to give it a 9 out of 10. That’s 4.5 out of 5 for people who like that scoring system. So what improvements could be made? I can think of a major one. You should be able to spend more than 100 dollars at once. I know I’m going to need more gems if I want to have a lot of fun.
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I think I may have to take back what I said in my first post ITT
DraQ
Arcane
I'll just leave this here:
EA has officially launched Dungeon Keeper for iOS and Android and the game looks so fun. Look forward to our review that will be finished in eight hours or you can give us a dollar to finish it now.
So while I was playing Dungeon Keeper on my smartphone and waiting four hours for my imp to break into a stone, I thought, why not apply this to my articles? My content will still be free to those who are patient, but those who can’t wait can just pay me to finish it faster. And don’t worry about the content being any different due to the pay structure. I have integrity and would never do such a thing. I believe this type of content distribution is going to revolutionize gaming journalism.
Anyway, here is the actual review. One new paragraph will go up every eight hours or you can pay me a dollar to finish each paragraph faster.
Update: I have decided to change our pay structure to a sentence every four hours and you can pay me 50 cents to finish a sentence instantly.
Update 2: The review is finished!
Dungeon Keeper is a very fun game. How fun? Super fun. The game reminds me of what the original Dungeon Keeper games were like. Besides sharing the same name, players can build dungeons just like the old games. So, what’s the verdict? Well, you’re going to have to keep reading to find out.
Some people might complain that it takes too long to do simple things like make a new room. Well, that’s not the fun part of Dungeon Keeper. It’s the anticipation that makes it worth it. Besides, you can play other great EA mobile games while you wait. Then when you come back to Dungeon Keeper and see you still have two hours left, you can go back to those other great games. It’s a win-win.
I’m still working on building my dungeon and I only spent five dollars to get three rooms done instantly. That’s a steal. That’s just like lunch at a cheap place. Or dinner at a cheap place. Or even breakfast at a cheap place. And I’ll only have to do this like five or six more times. I could wait two weeks instead of paying more money. I mean, eventually I’ll have some fun with Dungeon Keeper either way so patience is a virtue. I’ll repeat that, patience is a virtue. But money also works too.
But don’t just take my word for it. Let’s see what other people have to say about this game.
This picture will cost three dollars to put up. It’s optional but it will enhance the article. Update: Thanks for the money, Monica!
Looks good! So I think you guys know what my score is going to be. I have to give it a 9 out of 10. That’s 4.5 out of 5 for people who like that scoring system. So what improvements could be made? I can think of a major one. You should be able to spend more than 100 dollars at once. I know I’m going to need more gems if I want to have a lot of fun.
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Pretty much, yes, just slightly different. Now I'm curious, how much EA pays for typing positive comments on their games.
This is just sad, really. But i'm still waiting for the announced DK3, that short trailer at the end of DK2 made me hyped as fuck 10 years ago.
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If these prices aren't shopped then my faith in humanity just dropped to 0.
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