Decline EA Rapes Dungeon Keeper

[Brotherman Bill]

Just gonna leave this here:

The same dude made "take me to oblivion"

 

[index.php]

Their mobile games haven't exactly been big successes, no? They've invested a lot in mobile and I've not heard of them reaping anything from it. I was expecting them to adapt their strategy somehow, but it seems like all they know how to do is copy others... badly.

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/the-simpsons-tapped-out-revenue-passes-100-million/1100-6415843/

 

[DraQ]

Just gonna leave this here:

The same dude made "take me to oblivion"

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[Storyfag]

Just gonna leave this here:

 

[zerotol]

Just gonna leave this here:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

WHAT IS THIS SHIT??

I MEAN WTF???

STOP MAKING THREADS ABOUT DUNGEON KEEPER SEQUELS FFS? I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE.

 

[zerotol]

well thank you codex, i will cry myself to sleep tonight.

 

[Black_Willow]

Someone remember this?

 

[Angthoron]

You know, today I wondered, "What did P4R write about this?"

And so I checked. And the source of that article was P4R. Except this actually isn't parody. This is reality.

Well played.

 

[Zboj Lamignat]

WTF!? I always said DK2 was decline.

 

[set]

Their mobile games haven't exactly been big successes, no? They've invested a lot in mobile and I've not heard of them reaping anything from it. I was expecting them to adapt their strategy somehow, but it seems like all they know how to do is copy others... badly.

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/the-simpsons-tapped-out-revenue-passes-100-million/1100-6415843/

i stand corrected

and only further demoralized

 

[AngryKobold]

Came to watch a pure horror, laughed my ass off instead. Company gets so dumb it's unable to even exploit a franchise properly. It's as if an old serial rapist forgot where the holes are located.

And talk about Angry Birds! This crap is so Angry Birds- ish, there's probably the same NSA spy backdoor.

 

[index.php]

Mythic has a really sick sense of humor...

 

[Storyfag]

What's with every face in this game - from Horny through Skeletons to Chickens - having one eye bigger than the other?

They look like

 

[J_C]

Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

 

[FeelTheRads]

What's with every face in this game - from Horny through Skeletons to Chickens - having one eye bigger than the other?

They look like

It's TEH FUNNAY. Make everyone look retarded.. I mean surprised. Automatic hilariousness.

 

[catfood]

Yup.

 

[Dexter]

Found these somewhere else:

Spoiler

 

[DraQ]

What's with every face in this game - from Horny through Skeletons to Chickens - having one eye bigger than the other?

They look like

It's TEH FUNNAY. Make everyone look retarded.. I mean surprised. Automatic hilariousness.

Because it's only natural to look surprised when you receive surprise buttsex.

 

[Darth Roxor]

There's one positive thing coming out of this mess, though.

It made me want to play DK1 again.

 

[Average Manatee]

There's one positive thing coming out of this mess, though.

It made me want to play DK1 again.

It makes me want to show some EA execs where the door in my cellar leads to.

 

[FeelTheRads]

Wait wat wait wat you have to pay to dig the dungeon wat dont even I wat

 

[DraQ]

There's one positive thing coming out of this mess, though.

It made me want to play DK1 again.

It makes me want to show some EA execs where the door in my cellar leads to.

Would be more threatening if said by Major_Blackhart.

Wait wat wait wat you have to pay to dig the dungeon wat dont even I wat

No. You can also just wait 24h per block instead, as far as I understand it.

Spoiler

Problem?

 

[Luzur]

Wait wat wait wat you have to pay to dig the dungeon wat dont even I wat

this is not your grandpa's Dungeon Keeper anymore, bro

 

[Heresiarch]

The last few days reading this DK's news I must say I lolled so hard that I eventually broke down into sad tears.

I was actually having very strong deja vu's that "hmmm didn't I read Dungeon Keeper for iOS reviews a couple months ago (and it was shit)?" Then I realized that I got this deja vu because it's just ANOTHER mobile EA game which got bombed to death by critics in the last half a year or so because of the evil money grabbing microtransaction scheme, namely PvZ2 and Ultima Forever.

Now I'm actually anticipating the next rEApe. Theme Hospital mobile? "Your patients are dying!! How can you endure their painful looks?? Buy Red Pills to cure them NOW!!!"

Or Populous online! The most natural PVP themed game! "Use Mana to cast the powerful lightning spells to strike the infidels!" (ps: guess how to get Mana)

Or perhaps a reboot of Wing Commander? It'll be pretty awesome to screw Star Citizen over with EA's powerful marketing. "Buy powerful fighters! Huge cruisers!! Swim in CREDITS!!!"

Ooooh the possibilities

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

No, it will be Crusader: No Refunds.

With TPP camera, a grimdark story of a soldier, who was betrayed by his country. Filled with cover chests, (optional) dlc's (classic skin pack included), immersive dialogue system. And last but not least we will have a women companion, so you won't feel shame playing it.