I made it up the Dectus Lift and I think that's it for me, no desire to keep playing at this point. Radahn was a brief moment of novelty, but I find it crushingly boring otherwise. Spent a while killing Crucible Knight at low level at the start of the game - felt nothing when I won. Same with Mergit, same with the boss in Liurnia.
I decided to go back and play Bloodborne today to see if I was misremembering something - maybe From was always like this? It wasn't, Bloodborne is as good as I remember it. So many design choices (rally, no shields, no roll) that add up to a tight experience. But what's crazy is that bosses in Bloodborne are mostly slower than Elden Ring bosses, while the player character is a lot faster and more powerful. It's insane how badly tailored the player character is in Elden Ring to the game they've designed. IN Bloodborne, bosses end their attack string when it looks like they should. If a boss puts all its weight behind a ground slam, then it's going to be off balance for a few seconds after. If a boss puts all its weight behind an attack in Elden Ring, then maybe it's off balance. Equally, maybe it decides to shoulder check you, start a new 4-hit combo, or deploy a magic floating sword of light from out of its ass. There's no way to know, and you can only learn by repetitive trial and error. Every fight becomes pattern matching to when you activate roll i-frames, and when you press R1. You can git gud, but you're gitting gud in the way that an autistic 14 year old learns to backflip perfectly through a Goron to shave 0.01 seconds off a Ocarina of Time speedrun. It's a skill of no value, and is barely a skill in the sense that you just need to trade large amounts of time to acquire it.
I would say the correct critical consensus on this one will place it above Dark Souls 2, on a par with 3, and below everything else by a big margin. It's not particularly good at anything (even exploration) and it's so stuffed with crap that you can't replay it and blow through it in a day like Dark Souls or Bloodborne. Also the lore is a complete pile of wank. What's a Tarnished? Who the fuck cares. Looking forward to Vaati trying to make a twenty minute video out of the wacky circumstances that lead Leonine Misbegotten reskin and Evergaol Crucible Knight #2 (of 50) to team up to fuck me in the least fun boss fight since Smelter Demon.
Play Stranger of Paradise instead.