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SumDrunkCat
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Liberal sucks at video games. Just purposely give him the wrong advice so we can all laugh.
I am having trouble forcing myself to keep exploring and clearing out the wormface-infested forest ruins in Altus plateau. Is it just this one location, or have I finally had enough of replaying Elder Nig?
I did, he was very easy with Latenna the Antenna shooting him from the ruins. Anyway, I cleared out that damn forest, and am now torn between exploring the rest of Altus or going straight to Leyndell. Definitely not going to the Volcano region yet.I suggest just getting rid of him first thing so you can at least have the run of the place.
Only in physical form. In the dream he's a buffed up weightlifter chick with a big peni.. heh, sword.Why would Miquela have any reason to fight you? Seemed like the most passive, innocent, and non-violent of the demi-gods. Even if he did want to fight you for some stupid reason he should realistically be a total pushover
Why does Malenia have to fight you? Or Mohg? I've been invited to his palace, I'm a guest. That how he treats his guests? Rude. Or Morgott? I'm just a tourist visiting the capital. Etc.Why would Miquela have any reason to fight you?
Well I can't speak for the others but Malenia seemed to view you as a threat to Miquella. I think she only stuck around to protect her little bro at that point.Yeah but Miquella probably git corrupted by Mohg when he was taken from the Haligtree and interrupting that ritual or whatever it was.
Regardless we're gonna fight Miquella, Godwyn, 2 Malenias as whatever else.
The most boring uninteresting shit they could possibly choose. But I'm convinced they'll put a super Malenia in the DLC. There's no way they won't. Malenia in her prime or in her new form or something like that. An excuse to give her 3 or 4 phases.
Why does Malenia have to fight you? Or Mohg? I've been invited to his palace, I'm a guest. That how he treats his guests? Rude. Or Morgott? I'm just a tourist visiting the capital. Etc.Why would Miquela have any reason to fight you?
They don't need a reason. They'll just make a cool cutscene seem deep so Vaati can make a 1 hour video explaining the way the boss touched stuff in his environment before turning his attention to you and saying profound shit like "togethaaaa".
She didn't notice her bro was missing? But then again, after Radahn handed her ass to her and she had to be carried back by her soldiers, yeah, maybe all she wanted was a rest.Well I can't speak for the others but Malenia seemed to view you as a threat to Miquella. I think she only stuck around to protect her little bro at that point.
So basically it would be like the Micolash fight in Bloodborne. Gay. That was probably the lamest fight in the whole game. There is no way you can make Miquella into a good boss. The character isn't written for it. Just have Merika come back from the dead or some stupid shit. Elden Ring didn't leave any interesting enemies alive for an expansion. Miquella is a fucking joke.Only in physical form. In the dream he's a buffed up weightlifter chick with a big peni.. heh, sword.Why would Miquela have any reason to fight you? Seemed like the most passive, innocent, and non-violent of the demi-gods. Even if he did want to fight you for some stupid reason he should realistically be a total pushover
I mean that's also possible. I don't think anybody would argue against Malenia being a worthless cunt. She was scary for a reason though. Solid villain.She didn't notice her bro was missing? But then again, after Radahn handed her ass to her and she had to be carried back by her soldiers, yeah, maybe all she wanted was a rest.Well I can't speak for the others but Malenia seemed to view you as a threat to Miquella. I think she only stuck around to protect her little bro at that point.
But Micolash doesn't change form, he continues being just a skinny dude. Miquela OTOH is suspected to be St. Trina in the dream, which means she can take a more buffed up form. Id imagine a big chick like Priscilla from DS1 but in a dreamlike theme.So basically it would be like the Micolash fight in Bloodborne. Gay. That was probably the lamest fight in the whole game. There is no way you can make Miquella into a good boss. The character isn't written for it. Just have Merika come back from the dead or some stupid shit. Elden Ring didn't leave any interesting enemies alive for an expansion. Miquella is a fucking joke.Only in physical form. In the dream he's a buffed up weightlifter chick with a big peni.. heh, sword.Why would Miquela have any reason to fight you? Seemed like the most passive, innocent, and non-violent of the demi-gods. Even if he did want to fight you for some stupid reason he should realistically be a total pushover
I forgot about Godwyn. They made alot of the names too similar. It's easy to mix the characters up. Yeah he could be interesting, but that's another case of bringing a dead character back. If you're going that route you have to bring Merika back most importantly for the T&A factor.
You always gotta kill the right-hand man first. Tale as old as time. I wouldn't be opposed to an "outer god" appearing as the big bad. I imagine they look like insects, like that one alien boss you gotta fight a couple times. It's been a while since I played the game, I forgot over half the names.I wanted to kill Jesus. Yaweh. Odin. Anything with meaning. Instead I killed a parasitic spider from space. What a bummer. "Thanks Miyazaki."
I forgot about Godwyn. They made alot of the names too similar. It's easy to mix the characters up. Yeah he could be interesting, but that's another case of bringing a dead character back. If you're going that route you have to bring Merika back most importantly for the T&A factor.
He is not really dead is he.
More like he became death itself
Mount Gelmir is somewhat easier than Leyndell proper, so if you complete the capital first then you'll probably find the volcano too easy.Anyway, I cleared out that damn forest, and am now torn between exploring the rest of Altus or going straight to Leyndell. Definitely not going to the Volcano region yet.