From Software Elden Ring - From Software's new game with writing by GRRM

[Skinwalker]

Dark Souls 3 is extremely slick and well produced, but is weakest exactly where Dark Souls 2 was strongest. Level design for instance was bland as fuck.

Cemetary of Ash -> Lothric Castle -> Undead Village -> Cathedral of the Deep -> Farron Keep -> Carthus Catacombs -> Demon Ruins -> Irithyl -> Irithyl Dungeon -> Anor Londo -> Archdragon Peak -> endgame.

I see a huge variety of environments there, most of them awe-inspiring.

What is shit and retarded about any of this? Are you people that spoiled? None of these locations look anything like each other. Ok, Anor Londo isn't an actual location in DS3, delete that. But everything else? Absolutely stunning selection of completely distinct environments with unique architectural styles for all of them. Does Dragonkin Mausoleum look anything like Irithyl? Can you possibly confuse the Undead village with the Cathedral?

 

[Jinn]

This shit is going to be at least 60 hours of content if you explore everything. Mark my words.

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

Absolutely stunning selection of completely distinct environments with unique architectural styles for all of them. Does Dragonkin Mausoleum look anything like Irithyl? Can you possibly confuse the Undead village with the Cathedral?

Is this a joke? Dark Souls 3 was just a collection of areas from previous games and Bloodborne. They even ripped an area straight out of Dark Souls 2. That game is pure fan service crap.

 

[Skinwalker]

Is this a joke? Dark Souls 3 was just a collection of areas from previous games and Bloodborne.

Which area was from Bloodborne, niggerman?

 

[Silva]

Is this a joke? Dark Souls 3 was just a collection of areas from previous games and Bloodborne.

Which area was from Bloodborne, niggerman?

Undead Settlement = Hemwick Charnel Lane

DS3 is a mixed bag. On one hand it has the best boss roster and some good levels like Irithyl and Cathedral of Deep. OTOH it has blatant fanservice, linear world and some awful levels like Farron Swamp, Crucifiction Woods and that half-baked Prophane Capital.

I consider it a net positive cause I like the lore and how it closes the series. But I can see someone not enamorated to that considering it the worst entry.

 

[Skinwalker]

Undead Settlement = Hemwick Charnel Lane

awful levels like Farron Swamp

Didn't mind the swamp, but I can see why people would be annoyed by a huge and confusing area with poison and movement speed reduction.

Crucifiction Woods

Perfectly good area.

half-baked Prophane Capital

It's clearly unfinished, but what's there is really good.

OTOH it has blatant fanservice

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

Undead Settlement = Hemwick Charnel Lane

Are you retarted? It's like the exact same textures, models, assets, tone, everything. It's ripped directly out of Bloodborne. Only the enemies are different. Now that I think about it even the enemies are similar.

 

[Skinwalker]

Are you retarted? It's like the exact same textures, models, assets, tone, everything. It's ripped directly out of Bloodborne.

That's like saying Lothric Castle is the same as Undead Burg/Boletarian Castle, because they're all castle locations. That's dumb. You're dumb.

Hemwick Channel was also a fairly small and simple location, whereas Undead Village is much bigger and more convoluted, and has more internal variety.

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

Are you retarted? It's like the exact same textures, models, assets, tone, everything. It's ripped directly out of Bloodborne.

That's like saying Lothric Castle is the same as Undead Burg/Boletarian Castle, because they're all castle locations. That's dumb. You're dumb.

Hemwick Channel was also a fairly small and simple location, whereas Undead Village is much bigger and more convoluted, and has more internal variety.

No Crispy, it is the same fucking area. The whole thing screams "HEY DO YOU REMEMBER THIS KEWL PART IN BLOODBORNE??!!". Cursed village, crazy cultist types inhabiting it, witches and witch burning, all that shit. You're blind.

 

[janior]

elden slop is even worse than DS3

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

elden slop is even worse than DS3

Don't be ridiculous. Dark Souls 3 is a travesty. It's still better than most other games but by From Soft's standards it is a bastard child. You can tell Miyazaki's heart just wasn't in it and was ready to move on. It felt like he was forced to make the game at gunpoint. While making DS3 he was basically the protagonist from Stephen King's Misery. They probably had him tied to a bed and were threatening to hobble him with a hammer.

 

[Skinwalker]

DS3 is an improvement over DS1.

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

DS3 is an improvement over DS1.

I wish I could have been there to catch you when your crackwhore mom dropped you on your head. Ohwell, can't save everyone.

 

[Skinwalker]

DS3 is an improvement over DS1.

I wish I could have been there to catch you when your crackwhore mom dropped you on your head. Ohwell, can't save everyone.

You seem upset.

 

[Latelistener]

Considering how lazy they are, I don't expect them to upgrade the fps cap from 60 to 120 like in Armored Core or least add DLSS.

Most likely they'll just drop the DLC with a couple of small patches and that would be it.

This stuttering unoptimized piece of PC port should've been downvoted to zero like Arkham Knight until they fix it, but hey, it's From Software. They get a pass.

 

[kites]

DS3 is an improvement over DS1.

I wish I could have been there to catch you when your crackwhore mom dropped you on your head. Ohwell, can't save everyone.

'sup SDG; good to see you stretching your atrophied social legs outside the Prosperium

 

[Skinwalker]

DS3 is an improvement over DS1.

I wish I could have been there to catch you when your crackwhore mom dropped you on your head. Ohwell, can't save everyone.

'sup SDG; good to see you stretching your atrophied social legs outside the Prosperium

Welcome back, SDG!

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

Welcome back, SDG!

I don't know who that is nor do I care Crispy. Shouldn't you be having an argument with yourself at this point? Accusing yourself of being Liberal etc etc.

 

[Skinwalker]

Yeah, it's definitely SDG. Cool it with your anti-DS3 remarks, and I'll keep it quiet from the admins.

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

Yeah, it's definitely SDG. Cool it with your anti-DS3 remarks, and I'll keep it quiet from the admins.

I played through Dark Souls 3 twice and enjoyed it, Crispy. It's called constructive criticism. Also the fat jew and bald aussie all investigated me and concluded that I am a newfag. I've never been here before you delusional twat.

 

[Skinwalker]

Yeah, it's definitely SDG. Cool it with your anti-DS3 remarks, and I'll keep it quiet from the admins.

I played through Dark Souls 3 twice and enjoyed it, Crispy.

That's better. Keep it up, KMA.

 

[REhorror]

I still maintain that DaS3 is the best of the games in the DaS series.

 

[REhorror]

I'm also glad they are bringing back the twin blades, best weapon type
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl1YthA8Q5I

 

[Child of Malkav]

I don't think they're the best but they're definitely very cool.

 

[Silva]

What do you mean? Elden Ring already has great twin blades. Knights', Eleonora, Godskin Peeler, etc. are among the best weapons.