Skinwalker
*teleports inside you*
We *are* fighting.
This is a good point. For all we know, all the giant turtles are sentient, or at least used to be.He is just a turtle like any other, one that has grown old enough to bring that wisdom into fruition and gain sentience in the process (or maybe all turtles are aleady self-aware, who is to say?)
The frontlines are many and the enemy is insidious.Elden Ring is a fighting game!
You're very young, my padawan, while Skinwalker is very, very old. He's had many names through the ages and has been trolling these halls since time immemorialDo you have any point to make besides calling people retards?
Well that ain't hard to notice.Some consider him the primordial source of all retardery on Codex.
The only thing he acknowledges is that "I am terribly large compared to you", which you can plainly see already. Are you telling me that this whole multi-page bitchfest about Miriel would be avoided if he said "I am, as you can see, a turtle"?Like, when you meet Iji, he acknowledges that he's a fucking giant because it's rather noteworthy
I still think demon souls is the best because it still has that King's Field DNAIs it odd that part of me expects ER + SotE to be the last 'classic' style Souls game From makes for the foreseeable future? DS3 felt like such a rote, by-the-numbers designed game and ER being a gamified, big and about-to-be-bigger sandbox of weapons, builds, and enemies/dungeons to apply them too, it feels like they're trying to make this as definitive and encompassing of a genre end-point as possible.
Well, Iji doesn't say any of this crap about himself, and yet you brought him up as an example of how to do it "right". Your inconsistent bellyfeels are getting tiresome.How about a "I was raised by Soandso, back when the Erdtree was but half it's height today" or "Once there were many of my kind, before Turtledickpuncher killed most of us" or "My master endowed me with intelligence so I might preserve the records of this church after his passing."
I think you're missing the point.Well, Iji doesn't say any of this crap about himself, and yet you brought him up as an example of how to do it "right". Your inconsistent bellyfeels are getting tiresome.How about a "I was raised by Soandso, back when the Erdtree was but half it's height today" or "Once there were many of my kind, before Turtledickpuncher killed most of us" or "My master endowed me with intelligence so I might preserve the records of this church after his passing."
I mean, you're literally begging for inane trivia like "Miriel is a member of the ancient sub-species of giant turtles, Tortillus Magnificus Sapienza, who are extremely intelligent by nature and often serve as pastors in various churches in the Lands Between, sadly most of them are now extinct". Well, now you have it. Consider it official. He can talk because he is a Tortellina Gigantica Sapiens. Wow. Such value added.
But you want the reasons to be painstakingly explained to you with trivia, so really it's about explanations and trivia for everything.It's not about having explanations or trivia for everything, it's about having a reason for things to be the way they are in the game
Dark Souls 1 had a very large talking cat that was the leader of a covenant, and to my memory never addressed the fact that she's a cat or explained why she can talk. This sort of stuff was always part of the Miyazaki style. Who are these fucking retards coming in and sperging over the fact that there's a giant talking turtle in Elden Ring.
But it's not a flaw and needs no improvement.Dark Souls 1 had a very large talking cat that was the leader of a covenant, and to my memory never addressed the fact that she's a cat or explained why she can talk. This sort of stuff was always part of the Miyazaki style. Who are these fucking retards coming in and sperging over the fact that there's a giant talking turtle in Elden Ring.
ER was 11 years later. They've had time to improve.
No one ever said there was nothing weird in DS1, it's that the scale and amount of weirdness is very obviously different between games.Dark Souls 1 had a very large talking cat that was the leader of a covenant, and to my memory never addressed the fact that she's a cat or explained why she can talk. This sort of stuff was always part of the Miyazaki style. Who are these fucking retards coming in and sperging over the fact that there's a giant talking turtle in Elden Ring.
This theory that he is really old turtle so he became wise does not appeal to me. I think it's just one of those one-purpose creatures created by Greater Will. Like Two Fingers(guardians of the faith), shadowbound beast(defenders of Empyreans), he is there to perform ceremonies. I agree it might be strange at first without a context, it also bothered me a bit during my first playthrough.
This theory that he is really old turtle so he became wise does not appeal to me. I think it's just one of those one-purpose creatures created by Greater Will. Like Two Fingers(guardians of the faith), shadowbound beast(defenders of Empyreans), he is there to perform ceremonies. I agree it might be strange at first without a context, it also bothered me a bit during my first playthrough.
Since we have no info you can make up anything you want but the turtles were obviously set up by FromSoft in advance, and it's not a coincidence that turtles became a meme among players (dog!). The description of the talisman says it all. Some refuse to kill or eat turtle meat because they believe turtles to be "wise". It was an OBVIOUS set up since the normal assumption is that this is just world building where as in reality turtles are wise in a literal sense.
Also, there's that whole part in Farum Azula about "beasts" having "gained" intelligence before the age of the Erdree, and after that we have the age of the Crucible, which also has an association with nature. For all we know, Miriel could be from that time. Pretty sure we are meant to assume he is very old, at the very least older than the Erdree. But this is all pointless speculation, since Miriel exists purely because of that description.
Pretty sure he's unkillable.
No one ever said there was nothing weird in DS1, it's that the scale and amount of weirdness is very obviously different between games.