Fallout 4 Pre-Announcement Bullshit Thread [GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Bahamut]

I hope so, becouse that would imply that he really tries to make a good RPG, but can't. But i seriously doubt that.
I think Todd judges the quality of their games solely on sales and the revenue they bring in.
And in that case, Fallout 3 is indeed a success.

Especialy when topics like "thank you bethesda" (or "buttfucked and proud") pops from time to time on their forums

Why bother with good design when lazy one pay offs anyway...

 

[imweasel]

Bethesda has the best marketing department in the industry, that is why Todd Howard's shit sells so fucking good.

For Fallout 4 Todd will take big huge shit (as always), the marketing department @Bethesda will then wrap his shit in gold foil and spray some lovely perfume on it. Done.

 

[G.O.D]

I hope so, becouse that would imply that he really tries to make a good RPG, but can't. But i seriously doubt that.
I think Todd judges the quality of their games solely on sales and the revenue they bring in.
And in that case, Fallout 3 is indeed a success.

Especialy when topics like "thank you bethesda" (or "buttfucked and proud") pops from time to time on their forums

Why bother with good design when lazy one pay offs anyway...

Exactly. Everything about it is wrong, and nothing about it deserves praise.

Bethesda has the best marketing department in the industry

No doubt about that. The sad part is they don't even have to try hard. Their games sell regardless.

I'll stop posting about it now because it puts me in a bad state of mind again, like a few years ago.
And, you know

 

[Spectacle]

I hope so, becouse that would imply that he really tries to make a good RPG, but can't. But i seriously doubt that.
I think Todd judges the quality of their games solely on sales and the revenue they bring in.
And in that case, Fallout 3 is indeed a success.

I don't think he's even that cynical. I think the Toddler has the same kind of mental deficiency as the morons that buy and love Bethesda games, and that he honestly thinks that he's making great RPGs.

 

[G.O.D]

I hope so, becouse that would imply that he really tries to make a good RPG, but can't. But i seriously doubt that.
I think Todd judges the quality of their games solely on sales and the revenue they bring in.
And in that case, Fallout 3 is indeed a success.

I don't think he's even that cynical. I think the Toddler has the same kind of mental deficiency as the morons that buy and love Bethesda games, and that he honestly thinks that he's making great RPGs.

Sure. I certainly would not rule that out. Me being angry about it clouds my judgement so it's hard to come to a conclusion.
But given his financial background he should be proficient at marketing, thus one could be inclined to give him credit for being able to sell a piece of shit like F3 to the masses, and knowing exactly what they want.
Allthough that is hardly a challenge these days.

I can't tell anymore.

 

[argan]

The Eldersroll-isation of Fallout:

http://forums.bethsoft.com/topic/1440667-differences-in-approach-to-home-ownership/

Next DLC: Adopt and raise a radscorpion as your own, in your own house!

 

[ohWOW]

Next DLC: Adopt and raise a radscorpion as your own, in your own house!

And have sex with it.

Bethesda target audience after all.

 

[imweasel]

Next DLC: Adopt and raise a radscorpion as your own, in your own house!

And have gay sex with it.

Bethesda target audience after all.

fixed.

 

[RPGMaster]

I think Todd sees New Vegas and is legitimately jealous. If I were him, I would be.

I hope he feels guilt more.

 

[Oesophagus]

I for one hope the Toddler will expand on what made F3 truly great - the immense retardation and rape of the originals. Just to see how the game reviewers will try and justify the 10/10 GOTY scores. Bonus points if he drops all RPG elements altogether and makes it a MW/MoH clone, so that the IGNs have to post articles about why 'RPG' is a relative term

 

[Bahamut]

Somehow i think that Todds work revolves not on designing the games itself but to make sure it will be retard friendly...

 

[Jaesun]

And they laugh all the way to the bank.

 

[DalekFlay]

And they laugh all the way to the bank.

Yeah. Pavlov surely taught us that developers respond to the dinner bell, not the old guard.

 

[imweasel]

And they laugh all the way to the bank.

I would really enjoy seeing Bethesda go broke. That is why we have to kill all retards.

 

[Broseph]

Excellent. We'll start with you.

 

[imweasel]

Well, well, Josh Sawyer's little cock sucking retard faction is here I see.

Josh should go first, because he is the biggest Bethesda loving retard of them all.

 

[Broseph]

I'm not Roguey. Although Sawyer is indeed a charismatic man.

 

[imweasel]

Yeah, that is what Jaesun, Tuluse and Infinitron think too. :D

 

[Jaesun]

I do?

 

[Jick Magger]

I like them more than Bioware. The thought of Bethesda going broke and Bioware filling their power vacuum as the big WRPG company terrifies me.

 

[Oesophagus]

Bethesda's not going broke. Shit, if they think Witcher 3 will be a threat to them they'll just buy Poland

 

[racofer]

Bethesda, unlike BiowarEA, keeps on pleasing its growing fanbase with each game, despite what the Codex would like to believe. This guarantees that Bethesda isn't going anywhere anytime soon.

 

[argan]

At least Bethesda's games are enjoyable hiking-simulators/action games. Bioware is just...I don't even know any more.

 

[TripJack]

Bethesda's games are enjoyable hiking-simulators/action games.

 

[racofer]

Bethesda's games are enjoyable hiking-simulators/action games.