Gahahaha, let's play Sengoku Rance! (NSFW)

[laclongquan]

Takeda's Furinkazan ability is the most fearsomething in battlefield. The 5-man blitz from those playboys can be borne, the 4-man blitz from Takeda can be born (withdraw if necessary) , but seeing those buggers with that flag on the flag make me shaking in my shoes.

Secondmost dangerous kind of thing.

Most dangerous? Why, the Dungeon bossfight with Orochi, of course. But the most precious prize from that fight is not the 10 points in result. No sir. It's the character clear for Natori, the head miko. From now on, each time you do her is one free levelup for Rance.

 

[Heresiarch]

WTF is wrong with you guys? A 10+ pages long thread with 90% of the posts are SIRIUS DISKUSSIONS, and about a HENTAI GAEM? With almost no trolling or banalshitboring whatsoever?

On a serious note, IF you see past the hentai parts, 75% of the Jap hentai games are actually so much better in the gameplay and BRAIN USING part compared to 90% of the western next-gen games. In fact, most of the famous hentai game making company are well praised for their story and actual gameplay, rather than the fapping material (which most are not even worth for a boner).

The Japs put in adult stuff in a game more or less just to attract more people to play. In fact, if this LP doesn't have the "NSFW" "HENTAI" "RAPE" keywords in it, do you think it will attract these lots of people to torrent it? And ultimately let them know how (gasp!) FUN this game can be? People would just ignore it as another "emo anime jap shit" otherwise.

Some good things of Jap hentai games which western developers really should learn:

1. EX-TREME C&C: Kissing the wrong girl at the beginning will make her KILL YOU at the ending. Having sex with one girl will make the game meet a sudden violent end after WHOLE chapters. Western games don't dare to be so extreme because casual players would cry "OMG I'VE WASTED 10 HOURS AND THERE'S NO TURNING BACK THIS GAME SUCKS".

2. Gaeming is teh hard: Levelling up the wrong party members will make the game impossible to go on. You need to kill bosses in a required, logical order or they'll rape your girls and give you bad ending. Time limit is almost universal too, if you don't plan it well with your daily basis of training, shopping, fucking, you're doomed because you'll either too weak to fight or you've fucked to few girls to make them give you the ultimate blessings of love.

3. Reward is a bad thing. Never seen this before, eh? In hentais, I bet most of you guys would aim to fuck every girl as early and as often as possible. Then the game would suddenly slap you with a big bad ending in your face because your character is a fucking pervert or something like that. In some games you must restrain yourself from fucking to actually get a good ending (and "good" fucking). Just like in real world: you fuck a girl too soon, you'll never get anywhere with her.

4. More endings than a multi-headed dick have heads. A typical good hentai would have around 12 bad endings (around half of them are triggered as your girl got defeated by different monster thus got raped in different ways), 4 moderate endings (mostly are the situation in which you get no girls at the end), and 5 good endings (4 for a girl each, 1 is the harem ending, yay!). And there are often secret endings like you become the bad guy and dominate all the girls as sex slaves.

What the hell am I typing anyway

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

What the hell am I typing anyway

The truth my man.

 

[Luzur]

2. Gaeming is teh hard: Levelling up the wrong party members will make the game impossible to go on. You need to kill bosses in a required, logical order or they'll rape your girls and give you bad ending. Time limit is almost universal too, if you don't plan it well with your daily basis of training, shopping, fucking, you're doomed because you'll either too weak to fight or you've fucked to few girls to make them give you the ultimate blessings of love.

its just like real life, man.

 

[BirdsCanFly]

Play "A Drug That Makes You Dream". Best H-Game I've ever played. (Storywise)

 

[Black]

Are you watching the beginning of turn recruitment notices?

I'm not, why? Are they gonna show up there?

SIRIUS DISKUSSIONS, and about a HENTAI GAEM?

Strategy game with hentai CG.
Know the difference, it can save your life.

bad endings (around half of them are triggered as your girl got defeated by different monster thus got raped in different ways)

That's GOOD endings!

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Are you watching the beginning of turn recruitment notices?

I'm not, why? Are they gonna show up there?

Bingo.

 

[Black]

For crying out loud...
Well, since I'm on the kill the monkey route I guess I can conquer everything but Shimazu (but still steal Kurohime) and wait while doing other stuff, like Orochi.

 

[KalosKagathos]

Play "A Drug That Makes You Dream". Best H-Game I've ever played. (Storywise)

 

[laclongquan]

Rance Sengoku is a strange game. Its great interior is hidden behind the facade of a sex game. But in actual fact, both the inside and outside complement each other. The sex keep you interested and the game mechanics make you want to play.

One of the top Hgame, that's for sure.

 

[KalosKagathos]

Tits and TB combat: what else can one possibly want from a game?

 

[laclongquan]

A Harem RPG?

 

[Noddy]

How did you make it to turn 69 with no demon army showing up?

I wanted to attack Takeda but they got assimilated around turn 50ish Now i have no calvary

 

[Overweight Manatee]

How did you make it to turn 69 with no demon army showing up?

I wanted to attack Takeda but they got assimilated around turn 50ish Now i have no calvary

It goes by how many gourds you break. The event that prevents further attacks and leads to the eventual arrival of the demon army happens after 5 gourds are broken. You break them either by conquering the faction that holds one, or they will be broken after a set amount of time (5th getting broken at turn 90ish or so).

 

[laclongquan]

There's a screen that summarize your actions and consequences. 8 gourds belong to 8 major Houses. Even if you dont attack them, certain gourds got destroyed in sequence in certain turns. Gourds of conquered houses got destroyed the very next turns.

Which is why tiny Houses are our main targets and sucky major House such as Ashikaga got an informal peace for so long.

Tiny Houses? Tanegashima, Tokugawa, The Hanny's land, and the Tenshi Sect. If you can force your way east, the nonhuman land wont have a gourds but it's major pain to conquer. Force your way west and the new lands of Death Country doesnt have it, so.

Honnouji Temple was forced to appear around 90, but you can delay infinitively if you dont conquer more Major House.

 

[Black]

Jesus fucking Christ, it took so long but my plan worked!

And then the great reunion

I'm so tired Over 300 god damned turns.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Bravo.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

For those interested, you got shit not updates because for the last four days I was reading:
- "The Player of Games" by Banks
- "The Ghost Brigades" by John Scalzi
Good SF stuff.

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*Between the turn*

Inukai deals with some rebelling samurai... a.i. kills them all.

We also get an introduction to the "green" guys.

They fight with Takeda, Ogres and some other shit. Not important right now.

*Between the turn*
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Turn #10

An event at the beginning, how lovely.

Enough with the fucking events ("fucking" as in annoying).

Ok, now it's time to do the deed... and score some ass.

A small one at least.

There is ass, but unfortunately, today is not Rance who will get it.

No rape, boooooring.

The war is over and I still have captains who are sitting idle, time to use them to bail a certain bird out the cage. I also ditch a foot unit, I will need available "nation power" for the next two commanders (one still in prison, the other one is the reinforcements).

Time to release 5 commanders to get a "free-level-up".

My prison, guess which one will be bailed next.

Two Fans left to use in this round. Now it's time to turn our eyes to the east, our next target is Sov... I mean the Miko Institute (white flag). A powerful commander is there... and some awesome fucking.

But, before we will be able to go to war with them, we have to use some fans and watch some events. Like this one.

We will have to visit it in the next turn.

We still have one Fan left.

Oh, the Reinforcements arrived, the didn't auto join because there can be only one event at the beginning of our turn. We will leave them for now. Instead we plunder Mamushi Oil Field, we get 2400 gold and a defense handbook, I will give it to Rance in the next turn.

End of Turn #10
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[Vaarna_Aarne]

Does the sword have Sword Balls?

 

[Brother None]

wtf is this shit? A sword in an orgy with girls? This shit is retarded FFS

 

[ghostdog]

heh

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

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*Between the turn*

Asai-Asakura event about something we don't have any interest in...

...at all. Besides looking at another potential Rance-rape victim.


Another event from the ninja country.

Hmm, this looks like some vital information.



Another Introduction event.

Another tough cookie faction right after Tadeka.

*Between the turn*
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Turn #11

What a surprise, another event.

Now, that we have those pesky events behind of us, let's look at out next target.

Self-explanatory.

For the Miko to service you have do draw a lot, hardly anybody loses... except Rance... and he lost twice.

Of course at the idea of not getting laid Rance flips out and threatens with war.

Of course no argument works for our hero and the representative finally gives in to his demand.

The lottery isn't what it seems to be.

So one Fan used, time to use the second one.

One more time.

Natori managed to avoid this sex with some wishy-washy excuses.

Our satisfaction level after all those visits to the Miko Institute.

So I kick out one of the "Mino Three" (Warrior). To make place for this Tenagashima's musket unit.

The last Fan will be used to declare a war with the Miko Ins. I barely have the needed neg. points.

Why are we actually trying to conquer them? There is only one reason - Natori.

End of Turn #11
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[laclongquan]

Hell yeah! The only reason we conquer Orochi, too. Otherwise we get Fuuka's character clear.

The prize, which is Natori, is pretty balanced. It's precious, in that each time you sleep with Natori you gain one level up. It's not common, in that you cant do it anytime you feel like. The order you can sleep with girls in his room is actually coherent, so it cost command fans until it's her turn.

Or it's just I dont know how to accelerate her turn.

 

[Overweight Manatee]

Natori's power is her unique miko skill that kills off 1/3rd of the enemy's maximum troop count for each squad. Since its completely independent of her own troop size, she pretty much wins the game early on as a castle buster and is still among the strongest characters for the rest of the game. Its also very fast, unlike the diviners you can usually attack twice in one battle if you use the monks.

 

[laclongquan]

I dunno~ Using Natori to rape whole army like that is heartbreaking. I want her all to myself. Admittedly sometimes our ass was in deep, so we need her to bail, but still.

same deal with Uruza, actually. She came as a guest, what kind of host am I if I let her became the main army strategist?