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A Memory of Eternity
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Most gamedevs are too cowardly to go into porndev, which is arguably the most honest and least creatively bankrupt niche in the industry right now. Before you start looking for spoilers with trollfaces hidden behind them, consider the following.
Pros of being a pornlord:
Cocks for the cock god, I wish there were more serious RPG porn devs.
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Pros of being a pornlord:
- You're strictly dealing with an adult audience (allegedly). No more pandering to kids and their idiocy, you don't have to do a single thing to make your games accessible for children.
- You get to include as many naked women with giant tits in your game as you want. If someone tries to say anything about how many buxom redheads you have, cancel them! That's kinkshaming.
- Speaking of, you get paid to popularize your own vile fetishes. That's pretty cool.
- No more sucking streamer dick so you can market your games. You no longer have to worry about streamers or 'tubers, or journos, because they will all ignore you. And your games won't have the utter decline that comes from catering to these parasites.
- Don't have to worry about publishers or anyone else in the industry. Flip everyone the bird.
- In fact, alienate unwanted friends and family by sharing your current project with them.
- Your games don't really have to be more than a visual novel with badly animated, disgustingly uncanny DAZ models. Doing more than that is just being a tryhard.
- If for whatever reason you ever get critical acclaim, you get to dunk on regular gamedevs by saying your shitty porn games outperformed theirs.
- You don't have to finish development at all. Just set up a Patreon and release an update every three months to change the title logo.
- There's so much degeneracy in modern games you can label yourself as a bastion of heterosexual male tastes.
- You get to sidestep any criticism or current day tomfoolery with the magic words "I just make porn games bro."
- Your cock will grow at least 3 inches permanently from being rock hard all day.
- You get to be a complete fucking troll.
- Add fucking attribute checks to sex, because why fucking not? Lean into the absurdism that is our world.
Cocks for the cock god, I wish there were more serious RPG porn devs.
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