Idea: Sales ticker

[Turjan]

So who's the wise guy who added "Click THIS!" just to make people click it frantically only for nothing to happen and it to scroll off?

It just keeps track how often you clicked it, and this decides how big the "Dumbfuck" tag will be you get for clicking an unknown link on the Codex.

 

[Occasionally Fatal]

I definitely approve of the "news" ticker. If it took up one line and scrolled horizontally it would be perfect.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Needs to go from left-to-right, no one is gonna wait to click on a vertically scrolling link that stays onscreen for one third of the time it takes for it to come back.

That said, you have to be a real faggot to be bothered by a little scrolling line at the top of the page. Like, "offers blowjobs to strangers on craigslist" level of faggotry.

 

[Cowboy Moment]

Install Adblock

Right-click ticker

Adblock/ "Block this add"

animated skulls

DarkUnderlord ?

 

[EG]

Needs to go from left-to-right, no one is gonna wait to click on a vertically scrolling link that stays onscreen for one third of the time it takes for it to come back.

That said, you have to be a real faggot to be bothered by a little scrolling line at the top of the page. Like, "offers blowjobs to strangers on craigslist" level of faggotry.

Increase it's FPS and it'll probably be fine.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Why the shitcocking christcunt is the ticker still going from fucking down to fucking up? I've fucking had it with this retarded webzone. I'm leaving forever!

(In before DU banning me for leaving forever again.)

Needs to go from left-to-right, no one is gonna wait to click on a vertically scrolling link that stays onscreen for one third of the time it takes for it to come back.

That said, you have to be a real faggot to be bothered by a little scrolling line at the top of the page. Like, "offers blowjobs to strangers on craigslist" level of faggotry.

Increase it's FPS and it'll probably be fine.

No you fucking retard. It looks like complete ass like that. Tickers go from fucking right to left. That's a fucking ticker. Tick fuck tock tick fuck tock tick tock clock.

 

[Infinitron]

Why the shitcocking christcunt is the ticker still going from fucking down to fucking up? I've fucking had it with this retarded webzone. I'm leaving forever!

(In before DU banning me for leaving forever again.)

Andyman, you sound...ticked off.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

I brofisted you because yeah okay sure whatever but then I brolapsed you because wtf.

 

[Metro]

Horizontal > vertical.

 

[EG]

Why the shitcocking christcunt is the ticker still going from fucking down to fucking up? I've fucking had it with this retarded webzone. I'm leaving forever!

(In before DU banning me for leaving forever again.)

Needs to go from left-to-right, no one is gonna wait to click on a vertically scrolling link that stays onscreen for one third of the time it takes for it to come back.

That said, you have to be a real faggot to be bothered by a little scrolling line at the top of the page. Like, "offers blowjobs to strangers on craigslist" level of faggotry.

Increase it's FPS and it'll probably be fine.

No you fucking retard. It looks like complete ass like that. Tickers go from fucking right to left. That's a fucking ticker. Tick fuck tock tick fuck tock tick tock clock.

Increase it's FPS [after changing it back to a standard right to left ticker] and it'll probably be fine.

Don't know why I expected anyone to just "get" that's what I meant.

 

[Gragt]

I eagerly await for trick links in this new feature.

 

[Krraloth]

Is it normal I see only one line going from down to up too fast to read?
Great idea anyhow

 

[TwinkieGorilla]

I think the ticker should flow like a nice game of pong.

 

[Lady_Error]

Yeah, horizontal is better. In vertical you don't have the time to read and click on what's interesting.

 

[Severian Silk]

It was horizontal but it was making people nauseous due to the low FPS.

 

[Excommunicator]

Make it fade in and out instead

 

[Ulminati]

DarkUnderlord -- If you haven't already, it may be a nice idea to disable this for the chaos chronicles forum. I'm not sure their audience needs to know about Bees preferences for rectal intercourse

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Guys I made it better.

 

[circ]

REALLY DU? REALLY?

 

[Tzaero]

TURN IT OFF!

 

[Excommunicator]

The ticker now has grid based movement. This is what the Codex wanted

 

[EG]

Guys I made it better.

Needs more FPS and less stutter.

And don't dare put any of those badges under my n . . . No. No. Even mentioning it is a mistake.

Oh, what have I done.

 

[Aldebaran]

Clearly the consensus is that neither vertical nor horizontal motion is the way to go. This leaves the option which should have been taken the moment Infinitron suggested this ruinous idea, diagonal motion.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

And don't dare put any of those badges under my n . . . No. No. Even mentioning it is a mistake.

Yeah, artists required.

 

[Damned Registrations]

Clearly the consensus is that neither vertical nor horizontal motion is the way to go. This leaves the option which should have been taken the moment Infinitron suggested this ruinous idea, diagonal motion.

Don't be absurd, diagonal motion is a retarded idea.





What he needs to do is make the text start tiny and then expand to a huge font size, so it appears to be rushing at the screen repeatedly.

 

[Konjad]

This new shit is awesome. I mean ASWESOME