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a dwarf named spigot is a perfectly normal dwarf. there is nothing unusual about his appearance or mannerisms and he likes to do all the regular dwarf activities.
(throw him in wherever, because he is perfectly normal any dwarf will suffice).
I'll give it another day for tindrli and Sukhāvatī to cast their votes.
hoping they don't condemn Grimwulf to be the manager
Meanwhile, assorted news and random bits of information that didn't make it in the update.
Morale is pretty high here in Redlabored. All dwarves are focused on the task. The only exception is the Kommissar who is unfocused at the moment.
As you see, I want to punch you all in the face in the name of Olon Wallrims the Blockaded Oars, and then make an engraving in my bedroom of me punching you in the face in the name of Olon Wallrims the Blockaded Oars. Then drink from an actual goblet. Yeah, that would improve my focus big time. And make your faces less glum.
In other news, Sqeecoo did a quick survey of surrounding land. She'll do anything to slack from her farmer duties. There is no dangerous wildlife in the vicinity. For now, at least.
Our closest neighbors is the Dwarven Hillocks of Tiredroom.
Red circle is us; white circle is them.
The Triangular Diamonds is another dwarven civilization. Neither friends nor foes.
As of our own civilization, we are not considered to be a part of it at the moment. Redlabored is on its own.
Also, I've solved the color issue by using a different palette. Mud/clay tiles should be visible now.
Added DeathRed List in the OP. Once your name is included, there is no way back.
Also: there's gonna be babes! Hot babes! Bearded babes! Even undead babes! You prob won't even have to dress up as them. Ok? Gud, that's settled, cuz when the goings get tough, you roll out the big potatoes. Let's PLAY!
Alright alright, I vote for Kalin. Just make me a small favor, okay? Little favor for my vote. Should here come anyone scaled and reptilian – promote him to sergeant, fine? And also don't beat him to death. Deal? hisses
Should have mentioned it at the beginning, but you'd better provide your own avatars. Otherwise, the Kommissar will use his own vision and unsurpassed image-editing skills.
Look at them perfectly normal dwarves.
You can change your avatar if you feel like it. Azira will give you a haircut and plastic surgery if you ask nicely. Given enough drinks, he can even perform plastic surgery on himself.
VOTES ARE NO LONGER ACCEPTED, I'm launching the game. Tindrli abstained. No surprise here, considering he wanders outside.
Though not verified, a 183 kg (403 lb) alligator snapping turtle was found in Kansas in 1937,[12] but the largest verifiable one is debatable. One weighed at the Shedd Aquarium in Chicago was a 16-year resident giant alligator snapper weighing 113 kg (249 lb)
The Bard Returns!
Please enlist me as Givi, a dwarf from faraway Caucasus Mountains (endowed with as many cliches and stereotypes as you're able to recall being a Soviet-nostalgic maniac). Journalist and founder of the first weekly newspaper of KKK - The Boozfood Chronicle (we need propaganda), host of the Hardtalk show Smashtalk, where he gets to interview each dwarf once per week.
p.s. Also make him gay. like, voraciously gay. George Michael lvl.
p.p.s. Use my avatar