Let's LARP the Emperor's Finest - a wh40k IF

[Hellraiser]

Still at work? It's Saturday

 

[ironyuri]

Still at work? It's Saturday

I work Saturdays.

But with money, I buy many potato. In your country, no potato.

 

[Jick Magger]

2 won, I believe.
update coming...thursday.

 

[Ulminati]

update coming...thursday.

 

[Baltika9]

Worry not, my fellow devout. One day, ROOTBRO, THE BRO-EMPEROR OF ALL BROKING SHALL RISE FROM HIS GOLDEN THRONE AND GOVE US MANY GLORIOUS UPDATES, UPDATES THAT SHALL RIP US A NEW ASSHOLE EVERY TIME, TO EVER NEW CHARACTER. THE OLDEN TIMES SHALL RETURN, SO SAYETH I, A HUMBLE PROPHET OF HIS MAGNIFICENT RETURN!

ALL HAIL THE BRO-EMPEROR!

 

[Saark]

Worry not, my fellow devout. One day, ROOTBRO, THE BRO-EMPEROR OF ALL BROKING SHALL RISE FROM HIS GOLDEN THRONE AND GOVE US MANY GLORIOUS UPDATES, UPDATES THAT SHALL RIP US A NEW ASSHOLE EVERY TIME, TO EVER NEW CHARACTER. THE OLDEN TIMES SHALL RETURN, SO SAYETH I, A HUMBLE PROPHET OF HIS MAGNIFICENT RETURN!

ALL HAIL THE BRO-EMPEROR!

I'm torn between loving it, and hating it with the righteous fury of the one and true emperor.

 

[Baltika9]

Worry not, my fellow devout. One day, ROOTBRO, THE BRO-EMPEROR OF ALL BROKING SHALL RISE FROM HIS GOLDEN THRONE AND GOVE US MANY GLORIOUS UPDATES, UPDATES THAT SHALL RIP US A NEW ASSHOLE EVERY TIME, TO EVER NEW CHARACTER. THE OLDEN TIMES SHALL RETURN, SO SAYETH I, A HUMBLE PROPHET OF HIS MAGNIFICENT RETURN!

ALL HAIL THE BRO-EMPEROR!

I'm torn between loving it, and hating it with the righteous fury of the one and true emperor.

I think root is a cool guy. Eh kills the Emprah and doesn't afraid of anything.

 

[CappenVarra]

I think root is just disappointed that he had to gently steer us away from ridiculous suicide and now feels guilty / regrets not letting us be dumb...


Remember how this place has corrosive atmosphere? Remember it's in the rain? Remember how the Inquisitor got to enjoy some tasteful xenogoo bonding just because he had a small crack in his armor?

Good, now imagine Captain Schaeffer stripping off his uniform to show Holt his honor tattoo. Praise be!

 

[Ulminati]

 

[GreyViper]

Im curious tough does this threat fall under Xenos or chaos category?


++Priority Transmission: Coding/Delta/Rouge++
++Recipient: Loyal Imperial Commanders – as designated by Commissariat, The Librarius Staff, Inquisitor Baptiste & Canoness Arrea.++
++Subject: Traitors and Executions++
++Author: Andrei Viktorov – Scrivenor-in-attendance to Inquisitor Nikolay Vinogradov++
++Thought for the Day: To cheat is both cowardly and dishonourable++

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Whispered by Tzeentch, Lord of Hidden Knowledge.​

Inspired by Slaanesh, Master of Forbidden Pleasures.​

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Thought of the Day: All traitors will be executed without mercy and compassion! ​

Inquisition is watching YOU!​

 

[Baltika9]

Bros, I just had a thought. Is rootbro is really VD's sockpuppet?

 

[Commissar Draco]

Yeah Thursday was Yesterday.

 

[ironyuri]

 

[Esquilax]

Bros, I just had a thought. Is rootbro is really VD's sockpuppet?

Considering how easy it is for the PC to die in both root's LP's and Age of Decadence, it really would make sense.

 

[Azira]

root's trolling us.

 

[Endemic]

Busy with RL matters, probably.

 

[Bloodshifter]

1 we need as many man as we can get right now. if they serve the Emperor to their Dying breath they shall be redeemed in his eyes even more so if they kill His Enemies

no problem these type of updates are worth the wait

 

[Hoodoo]

1

We just redeemed ourselves, would be bad karma to damn these guys.

 

[m4davis]

1

 

[Kz3r0]

1) Yes

 

[Excidium]

1)

 

[GreyViper]

1) Glad to see a new update root.

 

[Commissar Draco]

1. Shaefer of Armagedon should be their Redeemer.... (knowing Root Holt... BlAM! Lord Commissar Holt will Blam them anyway.)

 

[Azira]

They're tainted. They deserve to be cleansed.

2

 

[Darth Roxor]

1 it would be pretty out of character to have them executed after going LUL REDEHMURR.