Furious Flaming Faggot
Educated
Don't be a faggot, Anus.
Heeeeeere we are, boooorn to be Khaaans, Khagans of the universe!
Some shit happens. Rebels everywhere, some raiding, some events. Severe economic hardship, etc, etc. Banal shit boring. After some years of peace, chasing rebels, and improving our military, Chingis Khan, confident in the state of the Khanate, sends the declaration of war to the chinks. Victory or death.
The chinks outnumber us just over 5-1. We have a vast general and troop superiority, as well as superior maneuverability, but a direct confrontation would end in utter failure. Instead, Chingis opts for a scorched earth campaign letting the steppe do what his soldiers cannot.
The Gooks loyally follow us into war. They wont be much use in the actual fighting, but their large amounts of infantry will be useful in the sieging process, and will save us a lot of time and manpower.
The Ming begin sieging our border provinces, they send their giant 30k man doomstack to siege Ordos. They take it immediately but the attrition still kills a massive chunk of their force before the month is even over. Meanwhile i gather all our forces in the capital in order to quickly sweep out and rout the smaller stacks, so i can focus on destroying the mega doomstack before it does too much damage.
The Khan dies but for some reason i don't get a succession crisis, not sure why. The new Khan is an even better general than his father, with 6/6/2/0(6 being the highest for each stat besides the last one)
Our defenders hold against the smaller stacks well, while our 10k stack of cavalry routs two equally large forces of chinks without much difficulty.
lolololololololol
After that encouraging display, i quickly move to dislodge the Ming doomstack, who have been quickly cut down by the huge attrition. The faggots flee before i can get to grips with them, presumably to reinforce. It gives me some reprieve at least, so i can take back my southwestern provinces. Korea is laying siege to a province on the eastern border but i forgot to take a screen of it.
A horde of familiar southern gooks pour out of the Ming border. some small Ming armies follow them and siege some provinces. I send my army to thrust the gooks out and crush the sieging armies, so i can retake my provinces.
An event gives me a single infantry regiment to thrust out a tiny besieging army. These are nice events that prevent countries from just spamming tiny armies everywhere to stop the besieged from rebuilding their forces. The Khan slaughters 6000 gooks for only 200 or so of his soldiers, but jewbucket decided to break the picture. They are routed.
Suck on that, Gooks.
I organise sieges of the taken provinces, whilst crushing another small Ming stack. Somehow the chinks managed to take one of my provinces in less than 90 days without assaulting, so i send my main force to deal with them.
Suddenly though, the chink doomstack appears, heavily reinforced. I go the long way around in order to avoid it.
Thankfully, i quickly retake my southwestern territory.
On the southwestern flanks a small army of mine crushes some Ming, but i forgot to take pics. I let the army lay siege over there. Meanwhile, after some maneuvering around, i engage the Ming mega doomstack.
Now that Ming's armies are crushed, they can't muster anyy large stacks at me. Due to their vast size and wealth, they can still spam hordes of infantry regiments at me though, so i need to be careful. My manpower will hold, but reinforcement slows down significantly further away from home.
I begin laying siege.
The war screen really tells the whole story. We now outnumber Ming, and along with Korea we outnumber Ming 2-1. Ming is still vastly wealthier, has more manpower, and can spam troops quickly though, so there is still a ways to go.
A new heir is born. His administrative skills suck, but he is a military and diplomatic genius, so he will be suitable for finishing the conquest of China when the current Khan dies.
I lay siege to Shuntian. This will become our capital when we establish our own dynasty in China.
Some chink armies are routed. We also take our first Ming province.
More victories. This is slowly draining our armies. We're crushing them, but they reinforce much faster than us.
A new Ming Emperor ascends to the throne. He has 5 shock, so he's a match for our generals. I attack an army he's leading and take a large amount of casualties. This might be troublesome.
Our administration improves thanks to the new Khan's efforts.
We take Shuntian, but i forgot to take a screen. Our Aristocracy also becomes supremely butthurt for some reason. No matter, if they try anything i'll crush them and have the men sodomise them to death.
Meanwhile, the friendly gooks are busy taking some provinces for us. Vassalising them was a really good idea, they're freeing up men from sieges so i can crush Ming armies and take cities at the same time.
Casualties start mounting. I'm forced to head back to friendly territory to reinforce. Unfortunately this also gives Ming the opportunity to rebuild their forces somewhat. I still have plenty of men and manpower, but they are busy up north besieging cities.
Chinks and allied gooks begin pouring out of southern China to push me back on the Southwestern front. They attack my Korean allies.
Some cities fall.
I move my replenished army to aid the Koreans against an advancing force of 6000 southern gooks. The Korean infantry is severely mauled, but the cavalry is thankfully completely unscratched.
I send my troops after them, but my general dies on the march and the gooks are reinforced by Ming troops. I am forced to flee. It is the first Mongol defeat of the war, and it stings. Thankfully though another Ming city falls, healing the wound slightly.
I decide to recruit a new general to lead my forces on the southeastern flank. He's a rage crazed hate machine. He will make Codexia proud.
More victory.
Hordes of small regiments swarm over the southwestern flank. I bring the Khan's army over to push these chinks out, but not before they retake some forts.
I batter some chinks around a lot. Not much to say at this point. The Gooks also take over some more cities for me.
Rebels begin taking over Southern China, and i crush some more armies. I didn't get any screes because Fraps decided to silently turn off. The state of China and the Khanate by the 19th of January 1472.
What are your thoughts on these events, Codex?
Heeeeeere we are, boooorn to be Khaaans, Khagans of the universe!
Some shit happens. Rebels everywhere, some raiding, some events. Severe economic hardship, etc, etc. Banal shit boring. After some years of peace, chasing rebels, and improving our military, Chingis Khan, confident in the state of the Khanate, sends the declaration of war to the chinks. Victory or death.
The chinks outnumber us just over 5-1. We have a vast general and troop superiority, as well as superior maneuverability, but a direct confrontation would end in utter failure. Instead, Chingis opts for a scorched earth campaign letting the steppe do what his soldiers cannot.
The Gooks loyally follow us into war. They wont be much use in the actual fighting, but their large amounts of infantry will be useful in the sieging process, and will save us a lot of time and manpower.
The Ming begin sieging our border provinces, they send their giant 30k man doomstack to siege Ordos. They take it immediately but the attrition still kills a massive chunk of their force before the month is even over. Meanwhile i gather all our forces in the capital in order to quickly sweep out and rout the smaller stacks, so i can focus on destroying the mega doomstack before it does too much damage.
The Khan dies but for some reason i don't get a succession crisis, not sure why. The new Khan is an even better general than his father, with 6/6/2/0(6 being the highest for each stat besides the last one)
Our defenders hold against the smaller stacks well, while our 10k stack of cavalry routs two equally large forces of chinks without much difficulty.
lolololololololol
After that encouraging display, i quickly move to dislodge the Ming doomstack, who have been quickly cut down by the huge attrition. The faggots flee before i can get to grips with them, presumably to reinforce. It gives me some reprieve at least, so i can take back my southwestern provinces. Korea is laying siege to a province on the eastern border but i forgot to take a screen of it.
A horde of familiar southern gooks pour out of the Ming border. some small Ming armies follow them and siege some provinces. I send my army to thrust the gooks out and crush the sieging armies, so i can retake my provinces.
An event gives me a single infantry regiment to thrust out a tiny besieging army. These are nice events that prevent countries from just spamming tiny armies everywhere to stop the besieged from rebuilding their forces. The Khan slaughters 6000 gooks for only 200 or so of his soldiers, but jewbucket decided to break the picture. They are routed.
Suck on that, Gooks.
I organise sieges of the taken provinces, whilst crushing another small Ming stack. Somehow the chinks managed to take one of my provinces in less than 90 days without assaulting, so i send my main force to deal with them.
Suddenly though, the chink doomstack appears, heavily reinforced. I go the long way around in order to avoid it.
Thankfully, i quickly retake my southwestern territory.
On the southwestern flanks a small army of mine crushes some Ming, but i forgot to take pics. I let the army lay siege over there. Meanwhile, after some maneuvering around, i engage the Ming mega doomstack.
Now that Ming's armies are crushed, they can't muster anyy large stacks at me. Due to their vast size and wealth, they can still spam hordes of infantry regiments at me though, so i need to be careful. My manpower will hold, but reinforcement slows down significantly further away from home.
I begin laying siege.
The war screen really tells the whole story. We now outnumber Ming, and along with Korea we outnumber Ming 2-1. Ming is still vastly wealthier, has more manpower, and can spam troops quickly though, so there is still a ways to go.
A new heir is born. His administrative skills suck, but he is a military and diplomatic genius, so he will be suitable for finishing the conquest of China when the current Khan dies.
I lay siege to Shuntian. This will become our capital when we establish our own dynasty in China.
Some chink armies are routed. We also take our first Ming province.
More victories. This is slowly draining our armies. We're crushing them, but they reinforce much faster than us.
A new Ming Emperor ascends to the throne. He has 5 shock, so he's a match for our generals. I attack an army he's leading and take a large amount of casualties. This might be troublesome.
Our administration improves thanks to the new Khan's efforts.
We take Shuntian, but i forgot to take a screen. Our Aristocracy also becomes supremely butthurt for some reason. No matter, if they try anything i'll crush them and have the men sodomise them to death.
Meanwhile, the friendly gooks are busy taking some provinces for us. Vassalising them was a really good idea, they're freeing up men from sieges so i can crush Ming armies and take cities at the same time.
Casualties start mounting. I'm forced to head back to friendly territory to reinforce. Unfortunately this also gives Ming the opportunity to rebuild their forces somewhat. I still have plenty of men and manpower, but they are busy up north besieging cities.
Chinks and allied gooks begin pouring out of southern China to push me back on the Southwestern front. They attack my Korean allies.
Some cities fall.
I move my replenished army to aid the Koreans against an advancing force of 6000 southern gooks. The Korean infantry is severely mauled, but the cavalry is thankfully completely unscratched.
I send my troops after them, but my general dies on the march and the gooks are reinforced by Ming troops. I am forced to flee. It is the first Mongol defeat of the war, and it stings. Thankfully though another Ming city falls, healing the wound slightly.
I decide to recruit a new general to lead my forces on the southeastern flank. He's a rage crazed hate machine. He will make Codexia proud.
More victory.
Hordes of small regiments swarm over the southwestern flank. I bring the Khan's army over to push these chinks out, but not before they retake some forts.
I batter some chinks around a lot. Not much to say at this point. The Gooks also take over some more cities for me.
Rebels begin taking over Southern China, and i crush some more armies. I didn't get any screes because Fraps decided to silently turn off. The state of China and the Khanate by the 19th of January 1472.
What are your thoughts on these events, Codex?
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