Reject_666_6
Arcane
Everything's going just as planned!
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Let's paint some maps in EU3 Magna Mundi as the Mongols!
- Thread starter Furious Flaming Faggot
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Takeda Kenshi
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I like. Carry on bro.
Furious Flaming Faggot
Educated
Well Comrade Sagus, the good thing is my administration is so bad it's maxed out at the bottom and can't get any worse(even with a 9 admin Khan), my only problem is it slowly brings inflation up even without minting. I'm sustaining myself by pillaging all the temples i take from Ming. The succession crisis hurts like a motherfucker, though. Update tonight, more Chink fighting and Rebel hunting.
Also, Reject, that image may be relevant in a future update.
Also, Reject, that image may be relevant in a future update.
Furious Flaming Faggot
Educated
Yes, although i've done a bit of minor modding myself to a few files, nothing significant though. I plan to mod our flag into something suitably Codexian when i settle down in China.
Furious Flaming Faggot
Educated
Neither, it's from the latest HTTT beta patch which MM Ultimate is installed over.
Well then You should change national ideas! Since You are not opposed to hardcore rebel chasing renege the past on two for some state ones. After all 40 years of chaos here or there, doesnt matter. And You have an excellent Khan too.
PS. Stop converting Your GOOD leaders to generals, they tend to die a lot then.
PS. Stop converting Your GOOD leaders to generals, they tend to die a lot then.
Furious Flaming Faggot
Educated
NO, DON'T SAY THAT WORD, DON'T SAY RENEGE. FFFFUUUUUUUUU-
Greetings intrepid faggots and newcummers alike! Last time on Mongol Balls Z, we smacked around some Chinks and conquered some land.
Look at that WE. Hot diggity damn, that's going to hurt us for awhile. It should be down by the time the truce is over though.
A quick look at our revolt risk map tells the whole story.
GTFO MY CHINA, REBEL SCUM. If only this game gave you the option to punish rebels by sliding them anus first down a wooden splintered pike.
Faggots ask us to dismantle the military because we have high infamy. I instantly refuse, if they want me to stop those gooks can damn well have a go at it.
Suddenly, a new enemy emerges from within!
I'll let them stay for now....
Anyways, after the truce wears off, the Khan, aware of his mortality, quickly attacks in the hope that he might conquer more land before he inevitably dies. Before i attack, i decide i'll sell Korea back to the Koreans, the provinces are worthless to me and the short term monetary boost will vastly outweigh the loss of prestige, unfortunately i can't wait to sell all of it, so I declare war on Ming....
But the Koreans declare war.
I quickly rout a small Ming stack, then haul ass all the way to Korea.
I engage their forces....
The outcome was never really in doubt.
With their army gone they quickly accept a white peace. I would smash them further but all men are desperately needed on the Ming front.
I haul ass back to China, engage a large Ming force, and....
I engage the other Ming stack....
For those of you who skim over the battle screens, i implore you, check the numbers. They will bring :prestige: to the Codex.
After i eventually rout their armies, i begin a methodical sieging process with small 2k cavalry forces. I assign good generals to them in order to prevent attrition. I also crush some smaller Ming armies and rebel scum, but i didn't bother taking pics because it was pretty standard.
Their capital is occupied. These motherfuckers are chewing through Ming forts.
Another large force is routed. At the moment my current strategy is to have 6k men split up into 2k forces each with a general besiege provinces, whilst 4k men led by a general crush any Ming forces and small rebellions, drawing the besieging armies back for any large revolts.
More sieges and victory.
Ming has about 5 or so provinces at the moment. They've been divided between me in the north and Ming pretender and noble rebels in the south. I should make special note at the bizarre array of rebels in Ming, there have been innovators, traditionalists, revolutionaries(?), not to mention the gigantic 20k or so stacks of peasants that keep spawning in the major population centers.
Granted, they aren't that tough, case in point:
Eventually i begin to feel the WE, and my forces become overstretched fighting the constantly spawning noble rebels in Ming, i opt to take what i can, gather my forces, bunker up for the tribal succession and then crush Ming in one last blow.
After i make peace, soon after i finish selling off the rest of Korea, i get these two fuck awesome events.
These not only reduce my infamy and increase legitimacy, they also change the title of my Khan to Khagan (literally Khan of Khans, it means a King or Emperor), make three of the Chinese cultures accepted, and it gives me cores on ALL of China. I could settle at this point and easily conquer the rest of China, but that's hardly fun.
The Mongol Empire, on the 13th of January 1498. Just think of what we have accomplished in less than 100 years.
Majestic, isn't it? Don't worry, i plan to remove that orange growth from the Empire's armpit soon enough, they revolted from Ming.
Greetings intrepid faggots and newcummers alike! Last time on Mongol Balls Z, we smacked around some Chinks and conquered some land.
Look at that WE. Hot diggity damn, that's going to hurt us for awhile. It should be down by the time the truce is over though.
A quick look at our revolt risk map tells the whole story.
GTFO MY CHINA, REBEL SCUM. If only this game gave you the option to punish rebels by sliding them anus first down a wooden splintered pike.
Faggots ask us to dismantle the military because we have high infamy. I instantly refuse, if they want me to stop those gooks can damn well have a go at it.
Suddenly, a new enemy emerges from within!
I'll let them stay for now....
Anyways, after the truce wears off, the Khan, aware of his mortality, quickly attacks in the hope that he might conquer more land before he inevitably dies. Before i attack, i decide i'll sell Korea back to the Koreans, the provinces are worthless to me and the short term monetary boost will vastly outweigh the loss of prestige, unfortunately i can't wait to sell all of it, so I declare war on Ming....
But the Koreans declare war.
I quickly rout a small Ming stack, then haul ass all the way to Korea.
I engage their forces....
The outcome was never really in doubt.
With their army gone they quickly accept a white peace. I would smash them further but all men are desperately needed on the Ming front.
I haul ass back to China, engage a large Ming force, and....
I engage the other Ming stack....
For those of you who skim over the battle screens, i implore you, check the numbers. They will bring :prestige: to the Codex.
After i eventually rout their armies, i begin a methodical sieging process with small 2k cavalry forces. I assign good generals to them in order to prevent attrition. I also crush some smaller Ming armies and rebel scum, but i didn't bother taking pics because it was pretty standard.
Their capital is occupied. These motherfuckers are chewing through Ming forts.
Another large force is routed. At the moment my current strategy is to have 6k men split up into 2k forces each with a general besiege provinces, whilst 4k men led by a general crush any Ming forces and small rebellions, drawing the besieging armies back for any large revolts.
More sieges and victory.
Ming has about 5 or so provinces at the moment. They've been divided between me in the north and Ming pretender and noble rebels in the south. I should make special note at the bizarre array of rebels in Ming, there have been innovators, traditionalists, revolutionaries(?), not to mention the gigantic 20k or so stacks of peasants that keep spawning in the major population centers.
Granted, they aren't that tough, case in point:
Eventually i begin to feel the WE, and my forces become overstretched fighting the constantly spawning noble rebels in Ming, i opt to take what i can, gather my forces, bunker up for the tribal succession and then crush Ming in one last blow.
After i make peace, soon after i finish selling off the rest of Korea, i get these two fuck awesome events.
These not only reduce my infamy and increase legitimacy, they also change the title of my Khan to Khagan (literally Khan of Khans, it means a King or Emperor), make three of the Chinese cultures accepted, and it gives me cores on ALL of China. I could settle at this point and easily conquer the rest of China, but that's hardly fun.
The Mongol Empire, on the 13th of January 1498. Just think of what we have accomplished in less than 100 years.
Majestic, isn't it? Don't worry, i plan to remove that orange growth from the Empire's armpit soon enough, they revolted from Ming.
MasterSmithFandango
Arcane
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Well Genghis conquered more land in less time. Have to say I'm disappointed.
Really good work. Going to try a separate install and see how much map painting I can do in MM now.
Really good work. Going to try a separate install and see how much map painting I can do in MM now.
Furious Flaming Faggot
Educated
Genghis didn't have to deal with retarded tribal economics preventing him from recruiting the entire male adult population of Mongolia after unifying it, which Genghis did. If i had that many troops and the game properly represented loot from sacking cities, i could conquer the fuck out of the world. If you want to paint some maps you need to play a tribal nation, they get a CB on everyone, everyone else needs to wait for events or missions.
Gondolin
Arcane
What is this "The garrison were allowed to march out, keeping their flags and arms" shit I keep seeing? That's not the Way of the Horde!
Furious Flaming Faggot
Educated
Hardcoded faggotry presumably. I'll dig around and see if i can mod that.
Edit: Eureka! I think i managed to fix the tribal pillage event.
Edot: Double Eureka! I found the text you got butthurt about in the localization and i changed it, that should fix it.
Edat: Success!
Edit: Eureka! I think i managed to fix the tribal pillage event.
Edot: Double Eureka! I found the text you got butthurt about in the localization and i changed it, that should fix it.
Edat: Success!
Gondolin
Arcane
Now that's better! 
drunkpriest
Scholar
- Joined
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- Messages
- 328
Show us the rest of the world. Has Russia formed yet? We must go WEST!
You haven't got framed yet?
Pretty cool lp. Never played around in the east before.
You haven't got framed yet?
Pretty cool lp. Never played around in the east before.
Furious Flaming Faggot
Educated
No, i haven't, i try not to omit the more interesting events, just the banal stuff that isn't worth precious bandwidth.. It really wouldn't matter though as everyone gets a CB on tribals by default, and there's no point in switching to a monarchy yet because it would just piss my Mongolian subjects off, which i can't afford until i've conquered and pacified China.
I've been really busy today so i'll only be able to manage a short update bros, i still love you all though.
I've been really busy today so i'll only be able to manage a short update bros, i still love you all though.
Serious_Business
Best Poster on the Codex
You actually gave up some land, that is pretty 
Furious Flaming Faggot
Educated
You mean North Korea? That was because due to my administration they made precisely nothing, whilst refusing to core. Selling them back to Korea was the only thing i could really do with that shithole.
To answer the Monk, no, absolutely nothing of any significance or interest has happened in the west, it is completely standard stuff. So banal in fact that it would not even be worth your time to quickly scan a world map over. Russia has not formed but Muscovy is growing. Quite boring, we'll have to fix that eventually.
Last time, we made further headway into China. Two events gave the Khan claims on all of China, so he has been declared Khagan of Mongolia, and soon he shall be Emperor of China, Son of HEAVAN. As a bonus to being Khagan, i lose the nasty succession crisis because now the Khagan is a proper monarch even if the government is still shit. The Khagan finally dies in his late 40s, passing the crown to his oddly named son, can he live up to the legacy of Dayan?
Ming the Meddlesome! GTFO my China!
Khagan Whatshistits has a son. Fun fact: Temujin was Genghis Khan's real name before he became Khan of all the Mongols. Unfortunately his stats are all around above average, so he wont be the next great conqueror
Because Ming is still afflicted with AIDS and rebels, i declare war on Korea to bypass the truce. Korea has allied with them against me. They are also allied with Tibet, who probably don't have much of an army, but their forts are nigh impregnable.
And:
That's about most of Korea's army. Ming didn't have any time to build up another doomstack, but they still have a moderately sized force. I'm afraid that's all i have time for folks, but i'll do the whole war with Ming and Tibet tomorrow.
To answer the Monk, no, absolutely nothing of any significance or interest has happened in the west, it is completely standard stuff. So banal in fact that it would not even be worth your time to quickly scan a world map over. Russia has not formed but Muscovy is growing. Quite boring, we'll have to fix that eventually.
Last time, we made further headway into China. Two events gave the Khan claims on all of China, so he has been declared Khagan of Mongolia, and soon he shall be Emperor of China, Son of HEAVAN. As a bonus to being Khagan, i lose the nasty succession crisis because now the Khagan is a proper monarch even if the government is still shit. The Khagan finally dies in his late 40s, passing the crown to his oddly named son, can he live up to the legacy of Dayan?
Ming the Meddlesome! GTFO my China!
Khagan Whatshistits has a son. Fun fact: Temujin was Genghis Khan's real name before he became Khan of all the Mongols. Unfortunately his stats are all around above average, so he wont be the next great conqueror
Because Ming is still afflicted with AIDS and rebels, i declare war on Korea to bypass the truce. Korea has allied with them against me. They are also allied with Tibet, who probably don't have much of an army, but their forts are nigh impregnable.
And:
That's about most of Korea's army. Ming didn't have any time to build up another doomstack, but they still have a moderately sized force. I'm afraid that's all i have time for folks, but i'll do the whole war with Ming and Tibet tomorrow.
Furious Flaming Faggot
Educated
No, but only because i've got a white, blonde haired, blue eyed aryan rig. It can run quite slow on mediocre computers because of the map and all the new stuff it adds.
drunkpriest
Scholar
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Dude, we must go WEST. This is getting dumb. Yor are gaming the system. Its boring. Go West until we reach the seas.
drunkpriest
Scholar
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