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Let's see a Civilization III from birth to Alpha Centauri
- Thread starter Cassidy
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Derper said:
I concur.
anus_pounder
Arcane
praetor said:
What, no new page yet?
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УРААА!
Cassidy
Arcane
I decided to change slightly the style in this update. I'll, for the beginning of the update, directly rolep, LARP skyway, with a few creative liberties, of course.
Bring the Communist Cossacks to Gates of Berlin? Codexia shall decide
Polyushka Polye
Comrades of the Skyway Rage! The 15th Century will be the century of Inclined Hardcore Socialism! Our revolution has no boundaries, for decline and capitalist popamole, our enemies, have no boundaries. They may swarm our borders with their obsolete forces because the bourgeois pig see no purpose in technological progress, knowing that progress threatens their monopolies over wealth and power, and that progress would force them to think more to exploit the proletariat because as long as everything is reduced to popamoles with regenerating health and shitty cover system their markets will be safe.
But we shall purge such a decline and stagnation from the planet, for ourselves, for our Hateland, for humanity. We shall hang all filthy bourgeois pigs selling horse armor for astronomical prices! We shall salt Cyrodill and burn it!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
Oh, how could I forget? As soon as the injuns are exterminated, we shall also purge the land of filthy drawings that defile the proletarian women with tentacles because in Socialism everything should be shared in a consensual manner, including the ourselves!
When someone manages to win the race for building a great wonder, it's better to pretend building a Palace with all those resources, and as soon as an opportunity arises, divert them to the construction of something else that is expensive but important.
Even outnumbered, the brave Soviet soldiers, gifted with technological superiority, still advance to prevent another city from falling into enemy hands. Specially in filthy hands that once demanded furs from the former skyway Empire and thus must be completely razed and any survivors sent to Yiffinhell. However, right now, the Southeastern front is the most delicate one.
Somehow, when you send a fucking rifleman to fight medieval knights, chances are, you'll lose. It seemed that the RNG was hardcore and inclined in Civilization III, favoring the AI more than the player, but it could be just an illusion too. The battles, thus, would bring heavy death tolls for the USSR.
The enemy is about to be defeated, just... just a little more and.
The wonders of random chance.
The niggers were too hasty in their taking of a certain town. A brave man, armed with a rifle and gifted with titanium bones and ubermensch strength, would be pivotal for the liberation of Tarsus.
With two armies, one led by Cleveland Mark Blakemore and the other led by stalin_brando, and Cossacks on the way, the tide would sooner or later be turned.
China will be one of the first to fall, opening a second front against the French who seem to be focusing entirely on their northwest border with the USSR.
Why would a knight defeat pikemen
while riflemen are defeated by fucking bronze spears? FFS!
It's difficult to not rage about the lack of realism. Make research harder to balance it, but firearms, specially rifles, should have a huge advantage over fucking horsemen and knights.
Cleveland Mark Blakemore's emergence echoes through the world, bringing results.
http://a.imageshack.us/img820/2116/lpciviiip16s022.jpg
Salamanca seems to be a tough nut to crack.
[img]http://a.imageshack.us/img31/742/lpciviiip16s023.jpg
Not much of a big deal, and too distant to be worth bothering with.
The most active front, for now, but soon that would change. The niggers are being, slowly but assuredly, put in their place. Also, noticed how, despite seriously wounded, Cleveland Mark Blakemore successfully holds Tarsas against legions of Machete Rape Gangs.
In Anachronox, the last project without military purposes was concluded.
More citizens are drafted into military service.
ITZ coming to Kwanzania.
Obsolete forces sacrificed to wear down the enemy. Well, technically, they could be upgraded to marines eventually, but by then, the skyway shall already rule the world.
With their incredible mobility, comparable only to the mobility of the Panzers, which, considering the situation of Germany, shall never come in play in this conflict, the Cossacks shall make a huge difference in the Great War.
While men with rifles continue their struggle against maniacal rapist black guys with machetes.
Another swordman lost.
Salamanca still hasn't fallen.
More enemies defeated.
More ridiculous outcomes in a battle where the men with firearms should have won. The "never bring a knife to a firefight" doesn't work for Civilization III. Yes, it is a bow but that also applies to bows. And if you didn't notice. The USSR is already on the gates of Berlin. However, the Germans are at war with England, and thus keeping each other busy. Thus it is a strategic choice for Codexia to make, that will be applied to the update after the next one because I've split it in two due to the quantity of screenshots.
So, should the USSR:
Go for Berlin and crush Germany?
Consolidate their gains in the war against the Germans and wait until either them or England achieve a decisive victory before going for them?
Bring the Communist Cossacks to Gates of Berlin? Codexia shall decide
Polyushka Polye
Comrades of the Skyway Rage! The 15th Century will be the century of Inclined Hardcore Socialism! Our revolution has no boundaries, for decline and capitalist popamole, our enemies, have no boundaries. They may swarm our borders with their obsolete forces because the bourgeois pig see no purpose in technological progress, knowing that progress threatens their monopolies over wealth and power, and that progress would force them to think more to exploit the proletariat because as long as everything is reduced to popamoles with regenerating health and shitty cover system their markets will be safe.
But we shall purge such a decline and stagnation from the planet, for ourselves, for our Hateland, for humanity. We shall hang all filthy bourgeois pigs selling horse armor for astronomical prices! We shall salt Cyrodill and burn it!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
Oh, how could I forget? As soon as the injuns are exterminated, we shall also purge the land of filthy drawings that defile the proletarian women with tentacles because in Socialism everything should be shared in a consensual manner, including the ourselves!
When someone manages to win the race for building a great wonder, it's better to pretend building a Palace with all those resources, and as soon as an opportunity arises, divert them to the construction of something else that is expensive but important.
Even outnumbered, the brave Soviet soldiers, gifted with technological superiority, still advance to prevent another city from falling into enemy hands. Specially in filthy hands that once demanded furs from the former skyway Empire and thus must be completely razed and any survivors sent to Yiffinhell. However, right now, the Southeastern front is the most delicate one.
Somehow, when you send a fucking rifleman to fight medieval knights, chances are, you'll lose. It seemed that the RNG was hardcore and inclined in Civilization III, favoring the AI more than the player, but it could be just an illusion too. The battles, thus, would bring heavy death tolls for the USSR.
The enemy is about to be defeated, just... just a little more and.
The wonders of random chance.
The niggers were too hasty in their taking of a certain town. A brave man, armed with a rifle and gifted with titanium bones and ubermensch strength, would be pivotal for the liberation of Tarsus.
With two armies, one led by Cleveland Mark Blakemore and the other led by stalin_brando, and Cossacks on the way, the tide would sooner or later be turned.
China will be one of the first to fall, opening a second front against the French who seem to be focusing entirely on their northwest border with the USSR.
Why would a knight defeat pikemen
while riflemen are defeated by fucking bronze spears? FFS!
It's difficult to not rage about the lack of realism. Make research harder to balance it, but firearms, specially rifles, should have a huge advantage over fucking horsemen and knights.
Cleveland Mark Blakemore's emergence echoes through the world, bringing results.
http://a.imageshack.us/img820/2116/lpciviiip16s022.jpg
Salamanca seems to be a tough nut to crack.
[img]http://a.imageshack.us/img31/742/lpciviiip16s023.jpg
Not much of a big deal, and too distant to be worth bothering with.
The most active front, for now, but soon that would change. The niggers are being, slowly but assuredly, put in their place. Also, noticed how, despite seriously wounded, Cleveland Mark Blakemore successfully holds Tarsas against legions of Machete Rape Gangs.
In Anachronox, the last project without military purposes was concluded.
More citizens are drafted into military service.
ITZ coming to Kwanzania.
Obsolete forces sacrificed to wear down the enemy. Well, technically, they could be upgraded to marines eventually, but by then, the skyway shall already rule the world.
With their incredible mobility, comparable only to the mobility of the Panzers, which, considering the situation of Germany, shall never come in play in this conflict, the Cossacks shall make a huge difference in the Great War.
While men with rifles continue their struggle against maniacal rapist black guys with machetes.
Another swordman lost.
Salamanca still hasn't fallen.
More enemies defeated.
More ridiculous outcomes in a battle where the men with firearms should have won. The "never bring a knife to a firefight" doesn't work for Civilization III. Yes, it is a bow but that also applies to bows. And if you didn't notice. The USSR is already on the gates of Berlin. However, the Germans are at war with England, and thus keeping each other busy. Thus it is a strategic choice for Codexia to make, that will be applied to the update after the next one because I've split it in two due to the quantity of screenshots.
So, should the USSR:
Go for Berlin and crush Germany?
Consolidate their gains in the war against the Germans and wait until either them or England achieve a decisive victory before going for them?
Krush, kill, destroy!
Infantryman
Scholar
Comrade, you must move forward and fight the 
, no matter the cost! From what I see, the English are much weaker than the Germans, therefore I believe the wisest course of action would be to take the Berlin ASAP.
, no matter the cost! From what I see, the English are much weaker than the Germans, therefore I believe the wisest course of action would be to take the Berlin ASAP.
Cassidy
Arcane
The results of the votation will influence in the update after this one.
Fall of the Dragon
Polyushka Polye(Not the same of the previous update)
Only skyway can rectify the huge mistake here. Actually no mistake, because it wasn't Poland, but China the first to fight, and unlike Poland they actually "won" in the end, or not, because like Poland China also ended as a communist shithole after the war. But no matter, soon the USSR shall crush China.
Grimoire is so much of a masterwork, of an ultimate opus magnum, that hundreds of thousands would die fighting for it, oblivious to the fact ITZ COMING.
Because Defjamland is very close to a certain civilization, this image is related and black samurais wouldn't be that absurd out of multikult exchanges. But not even Afro samurais can stop the Skyway Rage technologically superior forces.
The blacks are slaughtered without mercy, while Cleveland, tasked to defend Tarsas, is itching to hunt the Machete Rape Gangs instead of waiting there.
And before I forget mentioning: 1ST OF MAY. NEVAR FORGET.
First significant victory against the French. Soon the Soviet flag of the communist rageguy would fly ontop the Eiffel Tower and incline shall be brought to the French, but other people needed incline faster, like the harbingers of total decline: Kwanzania, home of the Evil Americans: EA, home of the Jewctivsion, home of the Jewnimax, home of the POPAMOLE.
Thus for now, France would not be a priority, and only a mostly defensive war would be fought against them. Which does not mean some gains won't happen. Only that less men shall be deployed in this front compared to the others.
And thus, ITZ would now come, as Grimoire was forever secured after a long effort by former Knights of diversity now trained to use firearms. A small step in the long road to create the 1000-year incline.
I did not do the research about any Popamole consoletard games studio located in San Diego I could mention to make a witty comment about this. So lets stay to a crude "ITZ COMING TO KWANZANIA!" instead. Also, until now, maybe due to my total indifference to such detail, I still don't know why, when you take a foreign city with only 1 of population in Civ III, sometimes it'll be automatically razed while others it can be captured instead if you wish to.
Even distant from the frontlines, thanks to their lightning speed, the Cossacks managed to reduce the threat of Defjams moving behind the front lines in an attempt to take the undefended Gordium.
And about time, one of the great patriots is readied for the modern times. I'll leave up to your imagination how exactly such "readying" went.
A LONGBOWMAN HAS A DEFENSE RATING OF 1 WHERE A RIFLEMAN HAS AN ATTACK RATING OF 4 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!
Civilization III: Where bringing longbows and spears to a firefight is not always a bad idea, specially for AI-controlled foes.
Fortunately, however, that was the last defender of Salamanca, and thus, severely wounded, if somehow a severely wounded longbowman with a defense rating of 1(the same of a warrior FFS!) managed to defend that city I'd have to write a tl;dr rant about Civilization III in the middle of this update.
Fortunately, the "warrior beats tank syndrome" didn't get that far this time. The capital of the Iroquois thus has fallen. Although as a whole, it didn't mean much, the symbolic meaning of the red flag waving over their capital was very strong.
Due to the very weak defense rating of longbowmen, regardless of what happened in Salamanca, it's usually better to attack them than to wait for them to attack, specially when having technological superiority. The dawn of the 15th Century would mark a new age of incline perhaps, for many were becoming afraid, even though there were several nations against the USSR, although some fought each other too because they had grievances about whether the Wii or the Playstation 3 or the Xbox360 was the best console evar.
NO MERCY FOR POPAMOLE AND JRPG ANIME SHIT!!!
The glorious defenders of Stuttgart prevail against an attack of the Dhimmitude of Muslim-praising England while a gigantic legion of Kreepy Kwanzanian Knights (KKK) amass on the gates of Ass Defect 2 to see the sex scenes with Shepard.
About time in Banal. Shit. Boring. The benefits of such facility are to be immediately taken, although, once this new army is finally built, most of the outcome of the Skyway's Great KKKodexian Patriotic War would already be completely defined, and such new army would pretty much, serve mostly to mop up what remained, or maybe not really. However, the fact that having 3 armies(as far as I can remember) allow the construction of a certain facility of that the Jews did together with WTC and allows for armies to have 4 instead of 3 units each is also the reason.
Open plains. A Knight has a defense rating of 3 while a Cossack has an attack rating of 6. IRL, it would be a total victory for the cossacks, but this isn't real life, this is Civilization III. Worse of all, Hieraconpolis was once again endangered.
To defend Centralia, knights of diversity continue to keep a close watch over isolated enemy forces. If they could be lured out of the mountains, where they would be far more vulnerable. Also, notice the legion of Amerikwan Knights mentioned before. See those white strips below the health bar of the Kwans(the ones in blue color)? They indicate how many are in the stack.
Thanks to the glorious victory of Cleveland Mark Blakemore against the Machete Rape Gangs and regular(rather than cyber)negroes, a powerful army of Cossacks is now ready for action, under the leadership of the ubermensch.
Unfortunately, Gordium was exposed, and a risky bet was taken, to defeat the niggers with a musketman. Now... acceptable losses and sacrifices required for the glorious revolution and 1000-year incline happen.
Civilization should have separate stats for shock(melee) and fire(firearms), but instead its future will be a future of decline and dumbing down further and further until, through means one would vomit thinking about, regenerating health cover system is implemented in what once was a classic 4x series.
Wait a minute... when doing nothing in neutral and friendly territory, the units regenerate health between turns and there is a small wonder called Battlefield Medicine that enables popamole in hostile territory as well, so only cover system.
Another risky move is made, but this time it works. One less worry.
The amount of rulers begging for peace is a very endearing fact for the people of skyway, for it meant they didn't think they have any chance of victory and were trying to do things in the same way France does.
The French have too many defensive units and too few mobile offensive units, fortunately. Probably their plans was to sit in several bunkers drinking tea for centuries and then raising the white flag.
]
It may look otherwise because the USSR had some losses, but the amount of civilizations begging for peace is a good indication of how, even against the entire world in decline, the Skyway Rage still prevails.
One last battle for Grimoire happened. Holy shit, why would the Chinese consider Grimoire so important? Could it have secret access codes to bunkers where one could survive ITZ?
Unfortunately, as expected...
Germans and Dhimmis fought each other in a Xbox 360 vs. Playstation 3 discussion thread.
More absurdities like knights defeating riflemen happen.
Oshi... Kwanzanians, aware of the fact that they either win or ITZ happens, are bringing everything they have against Ass Defect 2.
More frightened fools. Of course, considering how they gave so much leeway to sandnigger immigrants, what else is to be expected?
Cleveland's Army continue to fight against the Machete Rape Gangs, achieving their first victory against such a frightening enemy. While a decisive victory happens elsewhere.
The Chinese have been crushed, their front split in two now, as the red rageguy flag flew over their capital. Their ultimate defeat was soon to happen, as they would be reduced to a miserable puppet city-State to the glorious Skyway and purged of all decline and popamole.
And thus in 1410, the Eastern Front where the Chinese were on the brink of defeat.
The Western Front, where the Germans were on the brink of defeat.
And the challenging Northern front, where a victory against Defjamland was imminent, no matter how many cities they may capture from the former Faggot of Persia.
Fall of the Dragon
Polyushka Polye(Not the same of the previous update)
Only skyway can rectify the huge mistake here. Actually no mistake, because it wasn't Poland, but China the first to fight, and unlike Poland they actually "won" in the end, or not, because like Poland China also ended as a communist shithole after the war. But no matter, soon the USSR shall crush China.
Grimoire is so much of a masterwork, of an ultimate opus magnum, that hundreds of thousands would die fighting for it, oblivious to the fact ITZ COMING.
Because Defjamland is very close to a certain civilization, this image is related and black samurais wouldn't be that absurd out of multikult exchanges. But not even Afro samurais can stop the Skyway Rage technologically superior forces.
The blacks are slaughtered without mercy, while Cleveland, tasked to defend Tarsas, is itching to hunt the Machete Rape Gangs instead of waiting there.
And before I forget mentioning: 1ST OF MAY. NEVAR FORGET.
First significant victory against the French. Soon the Soviet flag of the communist rageguy would fly ontop the Eiffel Tower and incline shall be brought to the French, but other people needed incline faster, like the harbingers of total decline: Kwanzania, home of the Evil Americans: EA, home of the Jewctivsion, home of the Jewnimax, home of the POPAMOLE.
Thus for now, France would not be a priority, and only a mostly defensive war would be fought against them. Which does not mean some gains won't happen. Only that less men shall be deployed in this front compared to the others.
And thus, ITZ would now come, as Grimoire was forever secured after a long effort by former Knights of diversity now trained to use firearms. A small step in the long road to create the 1000-year incline.
I did not do the research about any Popamole consoletard games studio located in San Diego I could mention to make a witty comment about this. So lets stay to a crude "ITZ COMING TO KWANZANIA!" instead. Also, until now, maybe due to my total indifference to such detail, I still don't know why, when you take a foreign city with only 1 of population in Civ III, sometimes it'll be automatically razed while others it can be captured instead if you wish to.
Even distant from the frontlines, thanks to their lightning speed, the Cossacks managed to reduce the threat of Defjams moving behind the front lines in an attempt to take the undefended Gordium.
And about time, one of the great patriots is readied for the modern times. I'll leave up to your imagination how exactly such "readying" went.
A LONGBOWMAN HAS A DEFENSE RATING OF 1 WHERE A RIFLEMAN HAS AN ATTACK RATING OF 4 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!
Civilization III: Where bringing longbows and spears to a firefight is not always a bad idea, specially for AI-controlled foes.
Fortunately, however, that was the last defender of Salamanca, and thus, severely wounded, if somehow a severely wounded longbowman with a defense rating of 1(the same of a warrior FFS!) managed to defend that city I'd have to write a tl;dr rant about Civilization III in the middle of this update.
Fortunately, the "warrior beats tank syndrome" didn't get that far this time. The capital of the Iroquois thus has fallen. Although as a whole, it didn't mean much, the symbolic meaning of the red flag waving over their capital was very strong.
Due to the very weak defense rating of longbowmen, regardless of what happened in Salamanca, it's usually better to attack them than to wait for them to attack, specially when having technological superiority. The dawn of the 15th Century would mark a new age of incline perhaps, for many were becoming afraid, even though there were several nations against the USSR, although some fought each other too because they had grievances about whether the Wii or the Playstation 3 or the Xbox360 was the best console evar.
NO MERCY FOR POPAMOLE AND JRPG ANIME SHIT!!!
The glorious defenders of Stuttgart prevail against an attack of the Dhimmitude of Muslim-praising England while a gigantic legion of Kreepy Kwanzanian Knights (KKK) amass on the gates of Ass Defect 2 to see the sex scenes with Shepard.
About time in Banal. Shit. Boring. The benefits of such facility are to be immediately taken, although, once this new army is finally built, most of the outcome of the Skyway's Great KKKodexian Patriotic War would already be completely defined, and such new army would pretty much, serve mostly to mop up what remained, or maybe not really. However, the fact that having 3 armies(as far as I can remember) allow the construction of a certain facility of that the Jews did together with WTC and allows for armies to have 4 instead of 3 units each is also the reason.
Open plains. A Knight has a defense rating of 3 while a Cossack has an attack rating of 6. IRL, it would be a total victory for the cossacks, but this isn't real life, this is Civilization III. Worse of all, Hieraconpolis was once again endangered.
To defend Centralia, knights of diversity continue to keep a close watch over isolated enemy forces. If they could be lured out of the mountains, where they would be far more vulnerable. Also, notice the legion of Amerikwan Knights mentioned before. See those white strips below the health bar of the Kwans(the ones in blue color)? They indicate how many are in the stack.
Thanks to the glorious victory of Cleveland Mark Blakemore against the Machete Rape Gangs and regular(rather than cyber)negroes, a powerful army of Cossacks is now ready for action, under the leadership of the ubermensch.
Unfortunately, Gordium was exposed, and a risky bet was taken, to defeat the niggers with a musketman. Now... acceptable losses and sacrifices required for the glorious revolution and 1000-year incline happen.
Civilization should have separate stats for shock(melee) and fire(firearms), but instead its future will be a future of decline and dumbing down further and further until, through means one would vomit thinking about, regenerating health cover system is implemented in what once was a classic 4x series.
Wait a minute... when doing nothing in neutral and friendly territory, the units regenerate health between turns and there is a small wonder called Battlefield Medicine that enables popamole in hostile territory as well, so only cover system.
Another risky move is made, but this time it works. One less worry.
The amount of rulers begging for peace is a very endearing fact for the people of skyway, for it meant they didn't think they have any chance of victory and were trying to do things in the same way France does.
The French have too many defensive units and too few mobile offensive units, fortunately. Probably their plans was to sit in several bunkers drinking tea for centuries and then raising the white flag.
It may look otherwise because the USSR had some losses, but the amount of civilizations begging for peace is a good indication of how, even against the entire world in decline, the Skyway Rage still prevails.
One last battle for Grimoire happened. Holy shit, why would the Chinese consider Grimoire so important? Could it have secret access codes to bunkers where one could survive ITZ?
Unfortunately, as expected...
Germans and Dhimmis fought each other in a Xbox 360 vs. Playstation 3 discussion thread.
More absurdities like knights defeating riflemen happen.
Oshi... Kwanzanians, aware of the fact that they either win or ITZ happens, are bringing everything they have against Ass Defect 2.
More frightened fools. Of course, considering how they gave so much leeway to sandnigger immigrants, what else is to be expected?
Cleveland's Army continue to fight against the Machete Rape Gangs, achieving their first victory against such a frightening enemy. While a decisive victory happens elsewhere.
The Chinese have been crushed, their front split in two now, as the red rageguy flag flew over their capital. Their ultimate defeat was soon to happen, as they would be reduced to a miserable puppet city-State to the glorious Skyway and purged of all decline and popamole.
And thus in 1410, the Eastern Front where the Chinese were on the brink of defeat.
The Western Front, where the Germans were on the brink of defeat.
And the challenging Northern front, where a victory against Defjamland was imminent, no matter how many cities they may capture from the former Faggot of Persia.
marooned
Liturgist
- Joined
- Dec 18, 2009
- Messages
- 313
The knights are a pain in the ass, you should try to cut their resources (specially horses) using your super fast cossacks. The AI is not specially brilliant protecting strategic resources.
And yeah, civ3 combat is ridiculous. The whole system of the HP bar depending on veterancy status and all that is bullshit. Civilization 2 combat and stats were way better and perfectly balanced. Meh.
Are there in this game advantages when capturing capital cities first, like causing in other minor cities revolts, higher corruption, etc, or the AI just make an alt capital inmediately?
Epic LP.
Salute!! Comrade General.
And yeah, civ3 combat is ridiculous. The whole system of the HP bar depending on veterancy status and all that is bullshit. Civilization 2 combat and stats were way better and perfectly balanced. Meh.
Are there in this game advantages when capturing capital cities first, like causing in other minor cities revolts, higher corruption, etc, or the AI just make an alt capital inmediately?
Epic LP.
Salute!! Comrade General.
Hieromancer
Educated
- Joined
- Aug 29, 2009
- Messages
- 91
Derper said:
taplonaplo
Scholar
- Joined
- Aug 8, 2008
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Psh, death to all who oppose the rage, and anybody else who... Bah, just kill em all.
Man, i really hope you get around doing the AC lp eventually. To bad there can only be 7 civs at a time, but it allows for clever gameplay instead of outnumbering the enemy 5:1...
Man, i really hope you get around doing the AC lp eventually. To bad there can only be 7 civs at a time, but it allows for clever gameplay instead of outnumbering the enemy 5:1...
Cassidy
Arcane
Fafnir said:
It seems I uploaded the wrong set of not-resized images, but screw people with shitty Internets. This update will go on regardless and if it is considered better by most all following updates will be with images at 1024x768 resolution with a better optimization(thus smaller size than these ones).
Eternal war on Popamole: The Siege of Biowhore Fanboys
The battle for Hamburg continues to drag on indecisively, although several enemy forces were defeated. Now, before more armies arrived, this front would have little in advances.
But victory is at hand in the Chinese front. A new front will eventually be opened against the French, and maybe then they will be willing to surrender in an humiliating treaty.
However, a failed offensive to destroy a lone spearman unit brought consequences. the injuns recaptured one of their cities. And while victory was a matter of time in the eastern front, the southern front:
Was facing a worrissome development, as the French amassed a gigantic legion in preparation to attack against the heart of the Skyway Rage. Bordeaux stands, for now.
However, the Cybernegroes continue to cause substantial damage against the weakened northeastern front.
Despite a recent decline of BLOBERT, the city did not fall to the attacks of anachronistic Teutonic Knights of Assassin's Popamole Creed. Kwanzanian knights meanwhile were very close to Stuttgart, but they simply ignored it, because their true target was another one:
For why would dumb Kwanzanias care about a culturally rich European city like Sttutgart? No, they sent men like cannon fodder to take Ass Defect 2 for themselves. Which is a good display of how much they love popamole and of how there is only one cure for the plague of the 'Kwa Manboons: a heavy dosage of ITZ administered by the proletariat that plays only hardcore PC games in part of their spare time.
The enemies sent wave after wave, as relentless as the greatest biowhore fanboy ever.
Countless lives sacrificed for THIS. Although it was a victory against popamole, it was still a victory with a bitter taste. For what kind of degenerated human being would send so many men to die for that popamole shit dating sim? And what kind of society could have brought mankind to such a low? Thus, instead of Celebrating, the defenders of Ass Defect 2 raged over the level of degeneracy witnessed from the Kwan manboons.
Once the siege of the Biowhore Kwanzanian fanboys against Ass Defect 2 was over, new offensives began against the Injuns, and their occupation of Tonawanda was short-lasted, because for a change a rifleman was deemed superior in battle to a pathetic spearman by the game engine.
Now it was time to make those fanboys pay for their stupidity, for their act of charging dumbly and wasting their lives over a completely worthless cause. The hunt of stupid Amerikwans, ITZ COMING!
KNOW YOUR ENEMY: CONSOLETARD DUMB FANBOYS!!! NO QUARTER!
Kill the fanboy, fight for the Ubermensch bunker! Stand ready!
And soon, the Niagara falls will rain ashes out of the soulless Jews who ruined PC gaming and tears of rage from all the true patriots of Skyway.
Oh fuck I can't resist posting this picture again every time I end an update.
So, do you prefer 1024x768 resolution at the expense of bandwidth of 800x600?
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