Vapourware LOL ELECTRONIC ARTS: The EA Thread

[sea]

Really. This is EA afterall, not Activision.

Call of Duty: Elite is an online service created by the Activision subsidiary Beachhead Studios for the multiplayer portion for the first-person shooter video game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3. The service features lifetime statistics across multiple games as well as a multitude of social-networking options.[1] While a free version is available, the subscription based portion of Elite includes exclusive premium features such as monthly downloadable content, daily competitions with virtual and real life prizes, the ability to level up players' clan, pro analysis and strategies, Elite TV, and more.[2]

As of March 31, 2012 there are currently 10 million players wave signed up for the service, 2 million of which are premium paid members.[3]

 

[Zeriel]

What in the actual fuck?

 

[Kane]

If a poll is conducted here on the codex, even if it's participants can be summarised as inadequate, angry, virgin neckbeards, it's still relevant.

Isn't it?

... to the codex, which happens to only exist on the internet. but the corporate fauna of the US is much more diverse than just shitty gaming companies, although the codex makes you believe that sometimes.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Really. This is EA afterall, not Activision.

Call of Duty: Elite is an online service created by the Activision subsidiary Beachhead Studios for the multiplayer portion for the first-person shooter video game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3. The service features lifetime statistics across multiple games as well as a multitude of social-networking options.[1] While a free version is available, the subscription based portion of Elite includes exclusive premium features such as monthly downloadable content, daily competitions with virtual and real life prizes, the ability to level up players' clan, pro analysis and strategies, Elite TV, and more.[2]

As of March 31, 2012 there are currently 10 million players wave signed up for the service, 2 million of which are premium paid members.[3]

Activision does it better.

 

[Curious_Tongue]

 

[evdk]

Begone B^Uckley.

 

[Jick Magger]

Damnit Fuckley, you're not allowed to be humorous.

 

[deuxhero]

That can't be a real CAD comic. Everything is wrong. The background is different between the two panels (the couch oddly changes between the two in ways that are only possible if it was completely redrawn), the characters have (light) emotion (though the bodies do show b to the u's copy paste, the two bodies actually do differ for the characters slightly), there are only two panels, there aren't nearly enough words and there's actually a joke.

Oh wait, I guess it is a real CAD comic.

 

[Coyote]

Haven't you heard? Strangle.avi is the new loss.jpg.



(For reference.)

 

[pan]

Fucking masterpiece.

 

[ohWOW]

It's not funny and you're shit.

 

[Curious_Tongue]

I honestly don't get it.

 

[Jick Magger]

Is...is it a Starcraft 2 joke?

 

[Curious_Tongue]

Why would the graph be showing a huge fall in pants sales when it's being claimed they're moving in record numbers?

 

[Tzaero]

 

[DraQ]

Wait, who fixed CAD?
o_O

 

[Curious_Tongue]

Wait, who fixed CAD?
o_O

Dunno, was looking for something about EA in google images and this came up.

 

[DarthBehemoth]

It's Like EA constantly tries to show off how disgusting they are...

 

[Curious_Tongue]

DarthBehemoth, Hirato, Commissar Draco and 15 others Brofist this

I appreciate the brofists guys, but I don't really feel all that worthy of them for posting something I found on Google images.

 

[Spectacle]

I appreciate the brofists guys, but I don't really feel all that worthy of them for posting something I found on Google images.

Which is a good argument for why brofist counting should be turned off. Brofists should be a quick and unobtrusive way of expressing agreement with or approval of a post, not a reward for the poster.

 

[Jick Magger]

Why would the graph be showing a huge fall in pants sales when it's being claimed they're moving in record numbers?

Is it a jab at game companies these days judging their games a failure due to not meeting their ridiculously high sales predictions?

 

[Kane]

I appreciate the brofists guys, but I don't really feel all that worthy of them for posting something I found on Google images.

Which is a good argument for why brofist counting should be turned off. Brofists should be a quick and unobtrusive way of expressing agreement with or approval of a post, not a reward for the poster.

just be happy that the forum doesn't order threads by the amount of brofists the OP received... yet.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

I appreciate the brofists guys, but I don't really feel all that worthy of them for posting something I found on Google images.

I write all sorts of in depth shit and nobody brofists me! You post that godawful comic you fucking FOUND, and you get more in a single day than I do in a month! Waaaaa!

 

[Spectacle]

I appreciate the brofists guys, but I don't really feel all that worthy of them for posting something I found on Google images.

I write all sorts of in depth shit and nobody brofists me! You post that godawful comic you fucking FOUND, and you get more in a single day than I do in a month! Waaaaa!

I've got more fists than either of you two.

 

[Curious_Tongue]

I write all sorts of in depth shit and nobody brofists me! You post that godawful comic you fucking FOUND, and you get more in a single day than I do in a month! Waaaaa!

There's your problem right there. Snarky one liners are brofist magnets.