Vapourware LOL ELECTRONIC ARTS: The EA Thread

[Data4]

People bitching about not getting fisted enough...

Only on the Codex.

 

[Zewp]

You're just made because after 4,5k posts you still only have 125 brofists. Clearly you're not cool like the rest of us.

 

[Rake]

FistWhore Dex

 

[Jick Magger]

M-muh Brofists

 

[Major_Blackhart]

I have successfully hijacked a thread.
Blackhart is content.

 

[Curious_Tongue]

I have successfully hijacked a thread.
Blackhart is content.

Nice try, no brofist.

However, my post here will attract more than one brofist

 

[pan]

I reported both of you for brofist harvesting

 

[hoverdog]

I have no hands and I must fist.

 

[evdk]

I have no hands and I must fist.

Use the stumps.

 

[Whisky]

True bros do not fist with their hands. They fist with their hearts.

 

[tuluse]

 

[Major_Blackhart]

So, when does EA release their quarterly?

 

[Data4]

You're just made because after 4,5k posts you still only have 125 brofists. Clearly you're not cool like the rest of us.

Foo' donchoo know it's all about the KKK's?

 

[Brinko]

http://www.videogamer.com/xbox360/m...nfirm_whether_danger_close_is_still_open.html

I love how ever since Riccitello got tossed out on his ass people people are now looking around to see which studios are still alive like looking for survivors after an earthquake.

 

[mastroego]

It's not about WHAT they produce but HOW they do it.

EA is like the "poster boy" of immoral business practices.
They acquire loved brands and destroy them, they not only blatantly lie to their consumers but they also offend their intelligence by the sheer audacity of their lies.
Also their use of the gay issues to deflect criticism is quite frankly sickening (other than a blatant lie, again).

Are there companies that prove worse than this in America?
Possibly, but then I must say that I really feel sorry for you guys.

 

[Papa Môlé]

The best way to brofist harvest is just to adopt a strong political position and spam it everywhere. Either Trash or Commissar Draco or someone similar is sure to brofist every post you make, depending on which ideology you choose, thereby maintaining *at least* a 1:1 post to fist ratio.

 

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

That comic is from the Ctrl+Alt+Del 'Sillies' section. Little mini comics I found after about a minute looking over the site.

 

[skuphundaku]

The best way to brofist harvest is just to adopt a strong political position and spam it everywhere. Either Trash or Commissar Draco or someone similar is sure to brofist every post you make, depending on which ideology you choose, thereby maintaining *at least* a 1:1 post to fist ratio.

The science of brofist harvesting! Soon, we'll have PhDs in this stuff.

 

[ohWOW]

I confirm this theory.

 

[DalekFlay]

Or you could, I dunno, speak your mind and not give a shit.

 

[Commissar Draco]

The best way to brofist harvest is just to adopt a strong political position and spam it everywhere. Either Trash or Commissar Draco or someone similar is sure to brofist every post you make, depending on which ideology you choose, thereby maintaining *at least* a 1:1 post to fist ratio.

You will be brofisted by Codex's Bromissar only if your post will be witty, entertain the Commissariat August body and not be obvious trolling (see Lex Imperialis tome MMMMMCLVI position 129084895) WCDS card alone and LOL NIGGERS and JO0S is not enough to acquire CD (but it does help to avert the alternative coming from my his trusty laspistol)

Spoiler

P.S. Brofisted Codex left like Cassidy Sheek, VD and Trash. Jews and other Xenos can apply too

Emperor Protects

 

[Angthoron]

Looks like EA even fails to deliver lulz these days

 

[Smejki]

Looks like EA even fails to deliver lulz these days

There was the great Nissan charging station DLC in for SimCity week ago.

 

[Angthoron]

Looks like EA even fails to deliver lulz these days

There was the great Nissan charging station DLC in for SimCity week ago.

 

[Smejki]

You modern fag. Back in the days we were used to call a year old things new.