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[Baltika9]

I honestly don't think he's that bad which is why I want to give him some spotlight. We understand pretty much everyone else, but not him. Gotta know our lieutenants.
'Sides, he has a snarky sense of humor, very fast and intelligent and had a good head on his shoulders. He's our Gao Ying, here to keep the retard Fire Lord in check.

 

[Nevill]

'Sides, he has a snarky sense of humor

Now remind me when he had this, because I have no clue what you are talking about. I remember him as the most boring and bland of the Amesha Spenta with a penchant for backstabbery.

It is a given that we won't be doing anything inappropriate with Yunzi before we marry her anyway, so I am not all that worried about Haurvatat. Instead, I think someone has to hammer it in the youngsters' heads that the marriage is unavoidable. We are already afraid Yunzi will try to run away once the date comes.

 

[Random Word]

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the Jianghu's first bionic man. Xu Jing will be that man. Better than he was before. Better... stronger... faster. Ask if we can have his eye, too.

• A
• B
• A: I, X
• A

 

[Baltika9]

Manah: Mysterious Deadpan

Deadpan usually refers to a smartass sense of humor.
And don't we have Qilin and Cao'er for making sure she doesn't run away? Careful that the Haurvatat plan doesn't backfire and she declares no sex before marriage, PERIOD, because propriety.

 

[Nevill]

Level 1: mimic lower level internal energy
Level 2: mimic same level internal energy
Level 3: mimic higher level internal energy
Level 4: mimic higher level internal energy, memorize lower level internal energy instantly
Level 5: mimic higher level internal energy, memorize same level internal energy instantly
Level 6: ???
Level 7: PROFIT!!!

Not that I mind our new upgrade, but were there some changes in the technique's design?

Level 3: A legendary neigong technique that births form from formlessness, allowing the user to imitate both the form and essence of another’s techniques even if it would normally require years of practice or decades of inner strength cultivation. You are able to mimic the techniques of practitioners with the same or lower level of internal energy when in an orderly state.

Is WQS not meant to mimic the techniques of those with higher neigong?

 

[treave]

I forgot to change the description.

 

[Nevill]

Baltika9, if I may get your attention.

We all hope that we will be able to learn from Amesha Spenta and have them teach our teammates, right?

As a professional physician Cao'er would be delighted to have a colleague present I am sure. Ameretat could even teach her a few things to better heal Jing when he is injured. Don't deny this fine opportunity to make Cao'er better in bed a better physician, it would be a crime to deny her that.

Now, about Ameretat...

Which one did we sleep with? Plant girl? That seems pretty normal for cultivating plant/wood themed chi.

You weren't awake when she was raping you with plant tentacles.

raping you with plant tentacles

tentacles

And you want some fucking Aquaman.

We simply need to get her and Cao'er together. Flopping to 3 A I IV>II

 

[Baltika9]

I'm down with her, she's my secondary, but I don't want Mom around. What if she tries to make us an upstanding gentleman?
Ugh.

 

[Nevill]

Secondary? Secondary?!

The girl can teach us the Way of the Tentacle, and you have her as a stand-in?

You are no true tentacle lover and do not deserve one.

 

[Baltika9]

Hers are plant tentacles. Is nothing compared to real cellphod glory, man, it's just not the same. Keep your Nu-Shit tentacles.

 

[treave]

Going to be away from a proper keyboard for a few days, so, uh, votes close and update next Monday.

 

[asxetos]

 

[Fangshi]

Hers are plant tentacles. Is nothing compared to real cellphod glory, man, it's just not the same. Keep your Nu-Shit tentacles.

Nu-Shit! Well I never! 1981 would like to have a word with you young man!

Spoiler

 

[Azira]

Evil Dead is an awesome movie series. I love it, got it on Blu-ray.

 

[Elfberserker]

Gentlemen.
We have forgotten one important detail.

Will Cao'er learn tentacle techniques from the plant girl?

 

[Nevill]

Will Cao'er learn tentacle techniques from the plant girl?

That is what I've been trying to tell you all along.

 

[Fangshi]

Evil Dead is an awesome movie series. I love it, got it on Blu-ray.

This. Each has a different mix of horror, comedy and gore, brilliantly fun movies.

Not going to lie, kind of want this even if it wouldn't be great:

Spoiler

Will Cao'er learn tentacle techniques from the plant girl?

Somehow I think so. It seems like the sort of thing she would be very interested in.

It combines her two favourite things, healing Jing and raping him.

 

[Elfberserker]

Anyway here is the amesha spenta list from far, far away back from Fire Temple

Vahista - Fire guy, Righteousness
Vairya - Metal guy, Dominion
Manah - Animal guy, Purpose
Armaiti - Earth girl, Devotion
Haurvatat - Water girl, Wholeness
Ameretat - Plant girl, Immortality

 

[Elfberserker]

And here is the letter bit, that might help establish personalities for lesser know Amesha spenta

............

It was not long after that, that you received a pigeon from the Fire Temple in response to your letter. You decided to open it together with Yunzi and Armaiti.

“It’s smudged,” mutters Armaiti. “It looks like someone spilled wine all over it.”

“Well, parts of it are still readable, at least,” says Yunzi. “Now, let’s see…”

From what you could make out of the letter, the Amesha Spenta back at the temple are quite pleased that you had found the Holy Maiden and established ties with Shaolin. ‘When the time is right, strike while their back is turned, Lord Xu,’ suggests Manah. There is also a bit about Kunlun’s fire medicine that you cannot fully understand thanks to the smudges, but it seems that they have made some headway there. Finally, at the very end of the letter, there is a strongly worded reminder from Haurvatat that the Holy Maiden must remain chaste until the night of the wedding, and Ameretat has added a scribble saying that should the Fire Lord feel any uncontrollable urges, he should feel free to break in the Amesha of Earth instead.

Yunzi rips up the letter and lights it on fire, and Armaiti helps her bury the ashes in the ground.

 

[Akkudakku]

Im ammending my vote to A A A 3 4 A
Aquaman or not a deadpan snarker is always good. Also Ameretat, we need help breaking in the amesha of earth :p

 

[Nevill]

Where do you people get the 'snarker' part? He is just deadpan. Haven't snarked once.

 

[Akkudakku]

Where do you people get the 'snarker' part? He is just deadpan. Haven't snarked once.

give him a chance will you?

 

[Baltika9]

Nu-Shit! Well I never! 1981 would like to have a word with you young man!

Well, good sir, I still maintain that tentacles of the cephalopod variety, both of sea monsters and interdimensional abominations, are superior to those of the vegetational variety.

 

[Azira]

Tentacle racist..

 

[Baltika9]

I prefer the word 'elitist.'