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[treave]

And most importantly we get to keep the CHAIR!

Sorry, man, Chair has been wrecked.

But... as Emperor you can order a new one! A bigger one!

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Hmm. On second though Nevill has a point. Flopping to B>C for the time being. Also, a change to my C is NOT to mention the other women and only say that our descendants will pledge to serve her only.

Edit updated the choice to reflect this

 

[Fangshi]

Sorry, man, Chair has been wrecked.

But... as Emperor you can order a new one! A bigger one!

Ah well, how about this then.

Can we get the Chief Metalworker of the Shaolin to build it? I kind of like that guy's style and I want to see what he would do with an unlimited budget and complete creative control.

"This model will be the pinnacle of my art," coos the Chief, running his callused hands over the smooth metal curves. "Finally I will make them eat humble dirt. This year's mannequins will break them, in revenge for all those they have destroyed before! Year after year they come and trample my beautiful creations into the dust, leaving them in pieces... well, NO MORE! Uhihihihihihihihi!"

"I-I see... but Chief, why did we have to make it in the form of a woman?"

"It is okay, young grasshopper. The Buddha will understand."

"But-"

"The. Buddha. Will. Understand." The Chief's eyes, large, bulging and mad, pin the novice to the spot. He can do nothing but gulp nervously and nod.

I want something like that only as a throne not combat dummy.

 

[Baltika9]

Wait. treave, will we be her only consort?

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Eh, to be a deity and for our friends to live, does it matter?

 

[Elfberserker]

Does Shun bloodline have to die?
If he gets sent to maniac island and another dynasty takes place, then that means that Tang dynasty destroyed.

But, anyway flopping to Lambchops C

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Edit: actually she wants his bloodline dead in every choice. It's just that b has her waiting a few generations.

 

[Baltika9]

Lambchop19, I agree to everything on your list, except I want to make one addition: she will take us right here, right now and she will do it roughly.

 

[Elfberserker]

Edit: actually she wants his bloodline dead in every choice. It's just that b has her waiting a few generations.

Such a waste with shun and turfan bubble butt princess

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Baltika, I'd rather not actually write that, but consider me down if she wants to head to pound town.

 

[Baltika9]

More seriously (as if that is possible here), I don't think we ought to ask for any 'delays,' she ahs waited for long enough. I don't think 40 years, 10 years or four days would fly with her. How about thisL all in your plan, only we come with her now and Shun gets to raise our kids to be competent Emperors. Because, let's face it, Jing would kinda be a shitty Emperor. Shun, on the other hand, knows exactly what he's doing. And this:

Lambchop19, I agree to everything on your list, except I want to make one addition: she will take us right here, right now and she will do it roughly.

Is slightly more than a joke addition: she obviously wants us so bad that it hurts, so that's just another incentive for her. Especially if Jing can do the whole blushing maid act.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Ok, baltika. Added. Though if enough people ask I will remove it.

Also, treave, you have my full permission to modify my suggestion in a way that works best for your writing of the dialog etc while still retaining the basics of the suggestion.

 

[Baltika9]

Ok, B>Lambchopian C.

And you know who else disappeared along with Gao Ying? Esquilax.

...
...you don't think...nah. No way that could be true.

 

[Nevill]

“Of course, the blood of the previous dynasty must be expunged for their crimes against the order of Heaven."

treave, when she talks about expunging the bloodline, she of course means Shun's kin as well, including his infant children, right? After all, we can't have those little brats running around and endangering our wise rule under pretext of vengeance and other nonsense.

But in our infinite mercy we might spare their mothers if they agree to serve us as concubines, correct?

Can we reunite with our lost lamb Princess Jinpa that way?

Spoiler

 

[Baltika9]

That is the most unbro thing I can think of.

 

[Nevill]

You mean murdering the kids while we lay with their mothers?

Such is the will of Heaven. And we will carry it out dutifully, as this is the only way we can repay Lady Nuwa for her kindness.

 

[Baltika9]

I would sooner have Jing die than become Zhang Manxing The Second. That's how unbro you're being right now.

 

[Rex Feral]

Yes, death by being eaten by the first wolf we come across after we become Rabbit Pig Duck

 

[Tigranes]

Well, that's ad shitty as I expected. Her options are be her bitch, or be her boy toy. Jing would be a shitty emperor and would have to kill his friend on some other bitchs orders to boot. Alternatively our years long harem is abandoned in one moment for some pussy as if jing can't get that elsewhere. Great.

D but I don't really have a good thing to vote for. Any decent C that niwa would accept, like lambxhops, is just another minor variation of be-nuwas-bitch-and-abandon-everything-we-ever-did.

 

[Nevill]

I would sooner have Jing die than become Zhang Manxing The Second. That's how unbro you're being right now.

Don't equate us with that scum! manxing was only keeping his women for one night. We'll make sure they get taken care of until they die. We are being responsible here.

 

[Kipeci]

C

Hey, treave, we didn't pray for this joker, where's Ahura Mazda? Pray again until we get the right one!

 

[Grimgravy]

D

 

[Nevill]

Unfortunately, it looks like pantheons are region locked.

Tally

Baltika9 B > C (Lambchop's)
Azira B
Nevill C (Lambchop's)
Elfberserker C (Lambchop's)
Lambchop19 B > C (Lambchop's)
profreshinal C (stab Nuwa)
Akkudakku D > A
Rex Feral C (any) > D
Fangshi C (Lambchop's) > A
ERYFKRAD D
Tigranes D
Kipeci C (call Ahura Mazda)
Grimgravy D
Jester C (respawn Shun)
Ifeex !D
Kz3r0 C (call Ahura Mazda) > B

B - 3
C (Lambchop's) - 3
C (stab Nuwa) - 1
C (call Ahura Mazda) - 2
C (respawn Shun) - 1
C (any) - 1 (0)
D - 4

 

[Jester]

Hmm i is it possible to ask her to get Shun respawned into human again with his memories intact in C?
If so name it C Jester.

Actually having person who care about humans to balance those celestial assholes sound like quite good solution.

 

[Kipeci]

I'm just thinking that if we're powerless to resist these deities maybe we should call the one we represent to help out? That can't hurt, I think.