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Discussion in 'Choose Your Own Adventure Land' started by treave, Aug 29, 2013.

  1. Elfberserker Liturgist

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    it's all those reloads man.
    This is our punishment for using popamole technique spamming and reloads.
     
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  2. Nevill Arcane

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    A.

    Praised be the DEMONZ.

    Also, treave...
    :love:
    For the rooftops.
     
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  3. Absinthe Arcane

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    Voting A

    Gentlemen, if we vote C now we're just bowing down to Nuwa just like she always wanted. Someone needs to kick her ass and teach her to stop all the fucking bullshit, and it's gonna be JING. Don't chicken out now. Remember the road of Xu Jing. The road of Zhang Jue. It's the road of MAXIMUM FUCK. Who's to say she's not going to continue her bullshit in the future?

    Lets show heaven who's boss.
     
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  4. Baltika9 Arcane

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    By doing exactly what they want us to do? Nah.
     
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  5. Well, we already know that A ends in the god of war end, and B just plain sucks. It sounds like our harem will probably die trying to avenge us or succeed in killing Shun, making our sacrifice worthless.

    C

    Time to troll heaven. :troll:
     
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  6. Absinthe Arcane

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    Eh, I'm pretty sure that by now, we are no longer following the God of War ending.

    What Nuwa wants the least is Xu Jing dragging her from her pretty throne. Judging by the Chi You story we are pretty fucking good at that kinda shit. And from what we've seen so far, the celestial bureaucracy is a bunch of cunts who do this kinda "screw over the country" shit from time to time just for the lulz.

    By the way treave, wouldn't the Wo people also attack Shun in the event of B? The Minamoto are leading them right? And I think their leader swore a life debt to Jing.
     
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  7. Nevill Arcane

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    I am not sending my DEMONZ to the HEAVANZ. Who is going to conquer Europe and pose as a villain for the Hobo Rider? :rpgcodex:
     
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  8. Absinthe Arcane

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    Nuwa? After we kick her out from HEAVANZ?
     
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  9. Baltika9 Arcane

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    Look guys, I'm just trying to get Jing pegged by a sexy naga. Is that so wrong?
     
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  10. Nevill Arcane

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    You of all people have no right to ask that question. You missed your chance at hot naga sex during Zhang Jue training. :argh:

    Don't pussy out of Zhang Jue way now!
     
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  11. Baltika9 Arcane

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    Look man, nothing is more in keeping with the LORD'S teachings than going to HEAVANZ and kicking celestial ass. We have exhausted all of our challenges in the mortal plane, we now have the most broken technique of all.
    It is time to conquer new horizons.
     
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  12. Nevill Arcane

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    I don't see how an acknowledgement of their victory and an appeal is related to kicking ass.

    Does the LORD know you think that way?
     
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  13. Baltika9 Arcane

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    I'm not giving her the victory she wants with either A or B, I'm choosing to fight her to the last. That is a true warrior's spirit.
     
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  14. Absinthe Arcane

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    By kissing her ass, acknowledging her as the victor, and begging her to please stop breaking shit?
     
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  15. Baltika9 Arcane

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    No, by selling ourselves into sexual slavery.
     
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  16. Elfberserker Liturgist

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    Man, I am so torn about this.
    Returning back to harem alive sounds pretty nice and I have heard that at Japan and Europe are nice places to visit depending on your tastes. On otherhand there is that wildcard and sexy naga time chance with C.
    So we got basically two ways to end this.

    A is following path of Zhang jue and maxium fuck..

    C is dealing with tsundere all mother of mankind snake woman...We do have lot of experience of tsunderes and women thought,

    Both are indeed paths for legend of Xu Jing a warrior of maxium fuck and silver tongue of tsundere.
     
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  17. Absinthe Arcane

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    Man, Nuwa would wreck our harem with C. She'll take Wife #1 spot and try to make everyone her bitch, which she can, so she would. She's the kind of jealous girl who would drive out all the other girls.

    No, A is the better harem route if that's what you're after. First we teach her some humility ('cause seriously she's been up to all kinds of dumb shit) and then we offer her a spot.
     
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  18. Baltika9 Arcane

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    Good. That means Yunzi and Qilin can finally practice their teamwork and unite against a common threat to their #1 spot. If they can't out-wife Nuwa, they deserve to be #2s.
    :rpgcodex:
     
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  19. Elfberserker Liturgist

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    You convinced me:salute:

    Flopping to A>C
     
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  20. Nevill Arcane

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    You convinced me. :salute:

    Floppintg to C>A to see the Nuwa vs. Cao'er showdown.

    And I know who am I going to bet on.
     
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  21. Absinthe Arcane

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    Eh, the problem with the scheming competition is that right now Nuwa still has all that celestial power at her fingertips (and only hers) which kinda gives her a ridiculous advantage over everyone else.

    Besides, Cao'er is the kind of girl who is happy to just be in the harem. She's the one girl who could get along with Nuwa because Nuwa would dismiss her as "not a threat."
     
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  22. Elfberserker Liturgist

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    But Cao'er has wooden dildo vibrator and I bet she can even invent more nice stuff.
    Nuwa doesn't stand a chance.

    Edit: Duh, goofed
     
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  23. Baltika9 Arcane

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    And can Nuwa even cook? Clean? Does she have a nice attitude? There are many areas which our girls can out-wife her in.
     
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  24. Elfberserker Liturgist

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    uuh...About that cooking department...Yeah...
    Well we have Yifang and Xu Jing can do some pretty nice sandwhiches.
     
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