[LP CYOA] Test-Run

[m4davis]

I think its a fair decision not sure about being in physical reach of the moron in question but our own physicality combined with the allegiance of the hobo makes this a much less risky prospect Flopping to C.
Also do have 1 small concern about allying with the vegan seems like there unlikely to violently disagree with any of our actions and will probably work with us most of the time but on the other hand right now there a push over and may just go for whoever talked to them last hobos a much safer decision.

 

[Nevill]

Pfft. Gender segregation at its finest. And they complain I am a racist.

And now I am going to be stuck with those two dirty punks. Gah, the smell alone can drive a person mad!

 

[treave]

It's okay, Edgar will blow you for a fiver.

 

[Baltika9]

treave, is Aaron wearing a fedora? He seems like the type.

 

[treave]

Do you want him to? You can make a choice about whether or not he tips fedoras if you pair him up with an actual lady, if not, that choice will not be available to you.

 

[Kz3r0]

Aaron post on Stormfront?

 

[m4davis]

May I just add if he does Edgar I simply ask no beg that you bite his dick off going by how he talks and blusters I can't imagine it being a hard task.

 

[Grimgravy]

That poor woman just died and these people are thinking about a hobo performing oral sex? Lord God above please deliver me from this evil in Jesus' name!

 

[treave]

If it comes to that, you will have a choice of whether to bite or not to bite.

 

[Kz3r0]

C

 

[Nevill]

Also, see what I mean, Lambchop19? Your racism, bigotry and unchecked neckbeardism have deprived you of all the ladies (and even trannies), leaving the hobo as the only romance option. It's karma, man.

By the way, do we have any items on us? Does Aaron even have a fiver?

 

[treave]

None of you have anything except your clothes, but you can ask for it on credit.

 

[Baltika9]

Where can a nigga get some weed around here?

 

[treave]

Well, where do you think the weed is likely to be, the basement or the roof?

 

[Nevill]

None of you have anything except your clothes, but you can ask for it on credit.

I wonder if the Speshul Taktics from Space Rangers is applicable here as well - ask for a credit, then blow the Business Center up so that you don't have to return the money.

Did I imagine some information about explosive chips being injected in our heads? Can't find it anywhere anymore.

Hmmm, if we turn Franchesca upside down, can we send her off alone? When can we start thinking with portals?

 

[treave]

Did I imagine some information about explosive chips being injected in our heads? Can't find it anywhere anymore.

First page.

Donna
34
Fitness trainer
CAUSE OF DEATH: Detonation of the T-chip within the skull.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

I think I'd go for B. Mr. KKK needs to be taught a little lesson in respect before he comes up with some sort of wormy plot. He'll be at his best behavior within the range of Benton's fists, I feel.

 

[Kz3r0]

This Aaron guy is really hopeless, first wants to kill me now has sexual fantasies about me, racist bigot on top of being a faggot, no offense for gay people, probably a pedo too.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Wut?

 

[Nevill]

probably a pedo too.

Nah, just a furryfag.

And I won't stand for you dissing him, he is the Codexian ideal, after all.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Aaron is not a fag, bro. It's just that black people smell kills his boner.

And he is no more a pedo than Shinoseki Adachi-san was. Take that for what you will.

 

[Kz3r0]

Nah, just a furryfag.

And I won't stand for you dissing him, he is the Codexian ideal, after all.

You seem too comfortable in larping such characters, anything you want to tell us?

And he is no more a pedo than Shinoseki Adachi-san was. Take that for what you will.

Poor Shinoseki, don't smear his memory like this, it's Nevill's fault, he tried to turn him in a mirro image of himself, must be true that in the end people in RPGs just play as themselves.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Why are you voting to stay with me though? You should be voting B to send me away...

 

[Kz3r0]

*A vague smile appears on Edgar's face then he returns to stare into the void expressionless.*

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

*Aaron shoves him over the edge*
*tips fedora*