[LP CYOA] Test-Run

[Baltika9]

treave, assuming Edgar doesn't bail on me or kill me, I want to talk it out with him and attempt to get to know him better, since we're in this together and all.

 

[treave]

By knowing him better, I assume you mean knowing for certain he's not gonna snitch on you.

 

[Kz3r0]

Applying for team Edgar.

Can't trust Benton. He killed a man before my very own eyes, without even meaning to. He is a psycho. He is dangerous. He will kill me as well the first chance he gets, or the moment his mood swings the other way.

I must run away from him. Towards... yes, towards the cafeteria. I might find something to eat there. Then I'll have to think how to survive on my own.

B1.

I see, still trying to kill us.

 

[Nevill]

I ain't seen anything, ain't heard nothing! Just leave me be!

“I don’t do that Dragonball shit, yo."

So, Benton watches Dragonball, huh?

I see, still trying to kill us.

Us? Who is us? Me, I am trying my best to survive.

So far the only murderer I've seen was Benton. And the other death was due to interaction between people. It is possible that being alone would be safer - at least, no one would force the others to kill me.

 

[treave]

I heard that all black people watch Dragonball.

Here is Benton, age 14.

 

[m4davis]

The discordant notes of the second part of Stravinsky’s Rite of Spring – The Sacrifice – begin to fill the corridors

I now physically need to know if you already planned this and I just mentioned it at the right time if you decided it seemed good for the next part after I mentioned it or the extremely off chance of me bringing it up made you choose it and make our situation much worse to fit with the music if the last one I need to shut up about my taste in music for it can only lead to death.
Gotta get the blood out of my clothes pool that might work
C
Note if the thing isn't down this path and actually is a living thing getting rid of the blood and the scent it gives off might just help us.

 

[treave]

I now physically need to know if you already planned this and I just mentioned it at the right time if you decided it seemed good for the next part after I mentioned it or the extremely off chance of me bringing it up made you choose it and make our situation much worse to fit with the music if the last one I need to shut up about my taste in music for it can only lead to death.

Yup, that is exactly what happened.

This is a test run, after all, so for the most part I'm really just playing it by ear and seeing what different things I can do with the voting mechanics.

 

[Baltika9]

You've got a point, bro. Flopping to C, still offering Edgar to come along.

By knowing him better, I assume you mean knowing for certain he's not gonna snitch on you.

Partly that, partly wanting to bond with the only other person here who might relate to him, and I think Benton needs to run his mouth for a bit to calm down. He doesn't seem the type to deal with this kind of stuff well by himself. But maybe I'm wrong.

I heard that all black people watch Dragonball.

Here is Benton, age 14.

That's actually true. Every single black dude I've met and worked with watched DBZ.

 

[Kipeci]

I'm going to go with A. Murder is hungry business, and if something terrible is following us perhaps we can become friends by making it some hotdogs or something.

 

[m4davis]

On the bright side I can't think of any classical music that would fuck us over more then rite of spring its pretty much the ultimate your going to die and your going to die painfully and messily music.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

drowned out by the nigger's rage, Aaron's last thoughts go unheard:
"Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. My fedora...will dwell within you now. Ban...kai..."

Possessing Benton now.

"Shit, I shouldn't have killed him. I guess I really am just a violent nigger-ape like he said...maybe that's why I'm here. Like this is some sort of punishment or karma or some shit. I deserve to be here. I deserve to die. I should kill myself."

A
edit: C

"The pool, yeah, I can drown myself in the pool. Niggers can't swim after all."

 

[Azira]

Ah. So at least one murderer in this hellhole it seems.

Time to possess Caitlyn, and vote for B
Sure as hell not going to simply sit around and wait for rescue, that'd be so stereotypically beta-female it just makes my knuckles itch to think of it.
Nope. And the cross is too phallic like. I like the round shape of the dome better.

 

[TOME]

[Francesca] C

"There! Do you see that? We must go there, God wants us to! Come on, no time to waste."

 

[m4davis]

Not murder manslaughter important difference.

 

[Nevill]

"Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. My fedora...will dwell within you now. Ban...kai..."

[...]

"The pool, yeah, I can drown myself in the pool. Niggers can't swim after all."

No, Lambchop. Do not twist the fedora's desires. The fedora knows no hate, no revenge.

Do not seek Benton's death, instead, give it time and let the sprout of fedora bloom in his heart so that when his time comes, he dies as accomplished a failure as Aaron was.

 

[a bear named spigot]

AC

accidents happen. let's go check out the cafeteria, maybe i can fill my pockets with packets of mustard

 

[wjw]

Whoever build or manages this lush paradises, clearly can be influenced by Caitlyn's desires. So perhaps its wise to follow her for now. I mean. I want to go to the cross, I believe it's the right thing to do, but Caitlyn probably wont agree anyway, she clearly dislikes all this 'religious bother' anyway. So lets follow her for now, until we can press our own agenda.

Vote whatever Caitlyn's majority wants to do.

 

[Cassidy]

treave:

Benton should have this nigga as an inspiration(see last strip).

 

[treave]

this nigga

I suppose I could make him a bit more jivin'.

 

[Rex Feral]

Edgar - B1

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

"Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. My fedora...will dwell within you now. Ban...kai..."

[...]

"The pool, yeah, I can drown myself in the pool. Niggers can't swim after all."

No, Lambchop. Do not twist the fedora's desires. The fedora knows no hate, no revenge.

Do not seek Benton's death, instead, give it time and let the sprout of fedora bloom in his heart so that when his time comes, he dies as accomplished a failure as Aaron was.

Sorry bro, but this fedora was sown in bitterness of the soul - as all beta male fedoras are. It can only bloom into pain and self hatred for Benton - just as it did for Aaron.

 

[Baltika9]

Only if we let the agents of , e.g. you, Lambchop, run amok.
We won't.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Run amok? But I am already a thought in Benton's head. It's too late. I have corrupted his very soul.

Besides, my vote to drown Benton in the swimming pool is winning.

"It's like dad used to say, 'boy, you'll be a murdering thug nigga. That's why I be leave'n. That and cuz yo mama found out I am be have'ns another 3 baby mamas.' Then he picked up his spear, tightened his loin cloth and walked out the door. *sniff*"

 

[Baltika9]

You need to work on your Ebonics, bruh.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

His daddy's old school black. No Ebonics, slave speak.