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In Progress [LP CYOA] Tower

Discussion in 'Choose Your Own Adventure Land' started by treave, Apr 6, 2020.

  1. Azira Arcane Patron

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    +1 laxatives! I see this as an utter win!
     
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  2. ERYFKRAD Barbarian Patron

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    "It's a nice day for a brown Wedding"
    - Billy Idol, somewhere in the tower.
     
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  3. In before we save Liz’s life, but she is repelled by the now permanent smell of shit that seems to follow us around and dumps us. (CHAR -1)

    :negative:
     
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  4. Azira Arcane Patron

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    roofies. I mean, we know alchemy. Wrinkly could possibly cook up some kind of de-odorizer, right?
     
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  5. Baltika9 Arcane

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    :roll:

    Inb4 we work our ass off, spend nights in the hospital library, win the confidence of the doctors and secure an invitation into a medical school that Ralph Bayther offers to pay for.

    And then Liz eats us for dinner.

    But Lambchop, she can't dump us. We're just friends.
    :happytrollboy:
     
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  6. baud Magister Patron

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    I'd say it's a price worth paying
     
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  7. CappenVarra phase-based phantasmist Patron

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    :stunned:
     
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  8. No matter what happens, we've fought the good fight, men.

    We may have to wade through a mile of shit and piss, but we will stand up for our friends. Because that's the kind of wrinkly bastard we are.

    Believe in the strength of friendship and literally murder all communists in real life.

    :love:
     
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  9. ItsChon Resident Zoomer Patron

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    The chad thing for Treave to do would be Liz dying despite our best efforts anyway. That's worst possible timeline. I wonder if the school would still accept us?
     
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  10. Orbit Educated

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    There's no better way to strengthen one's friendship than making someone feel embarrassed by wiping their ass clean. Or making them feel guilty for throwing your future away.

    Well, at least Wrinkly is gonna learn that this world is full of shit and how to deal with it.
     
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  11. Hopefully the hospital will have one or more orderlies that are female to do this. It's not like we'll be the only one there.

    By learning to become a medical professional? There are worse ways to throw away one's future than getting a job.

    Regardless, our intent was to try to find a cure for her. That's on us. If we fail, fine, but we had to give it a shot.

    I don't view that as a waste.
     
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  12. Orbit Educated

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    I think being an orderly is more about performing treatments and less about inventing treatments. We should have gone to school to learn anatomy stuff to become a doctor or alchemic stuff to research cures.
     
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  13. We already discussed this at length and concluded that this was more likely to create the circumstance to finding a cure than the other routes.

    Is it guaranteed? No.

    But it is the choice we've made and it's locked in, so there's little point in crying about it now.
     
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  14. Baltika9 Arcane

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    Meh. A good deed is its own reward. That said, I disavow any responsibility for any and all negative consequences of picking 1C. All such complaints can be forwarded to Comrade Commissar Lambchop.

    I am, however, ready to take credit for any positive developments.
     
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  15. ERYFKRAD Barbarian Patron

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    Nix, I call dibs on finding Dr. Helsing.
     
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  16. MoistCloister Erudite

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    What about a certain Dr. West?

    EDIT: I forgot to vote. Crud.
     
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  17. CappenVarra phase-based phantasmist Patron

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    the question of heavan - how low will you geniuses go - towers over this thread like an immense shadow (not to mention the portentous tolling of a great bell; for whom does it toll indeed)

    get your duck orderlies in order or in a row, duck mamacitas with a two-pronged crown agenda - for a dread Hunter (Elmer Fudd be his Christian name?) has his sights set on you
     
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  18. ItsChon Resident Zoomer Patron

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    Missing my bedpan adventures simulator :'(
     
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  19. Azira Arcane Patron

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    Well, I'm still miffed about the Yuhe finger and brown weddings not happening, so I can handle this as well, surely.
     
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  20. LogOS Learned

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    A.

    All of life fears the Reaper.
     
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    Bruh
     
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  22. treave Arcane Patron

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    Sadly it looks like the entirety of October might be a no-go, I'm currently typing this from my phone in a back-alley behind a hospital surrounded by medical waste, broken syringes and homeless people begging for pills.

    I'll try to get something out, but it's looking more and more likely that it's going to have to be November before I can do anything.
     
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    Now we know you live in San Francisco.
     
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  24. Azira Arcane Patron

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    Really? I don't think that description narrows down possible locations by much..
     
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  25. hello friend Arcane

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    Maybe if you spent less time doing heroin you'd have more time to write
     
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