Mortal: The Simulation Video Game

[mondblut]

This guy should team up with Axioms. They'd be a dream team for creating games that exist only in their heads.

 

[Rincewind]

Is this thread a bad joke?

 

[mediocrepoet]

Is this thread a bad joke?

I'm always torn between figuring he's trolling and thinking he's retarded. Take your pick. I'd say if there's actually a book out there somewhere, he's probably retarded. Something like the "9th Wonder of the Internet."

 

[mondblut]

Is this thread a bad joke?

I'm always torn between figuring he's trolling and thinking he's retarded. Take your pick. I'd say if there's actually a book out there somewhere, he's probably retarded. Something like the "9th Wonder of the Internet."

 

[what am i doing]

This guy should team up with Axioms. They'd be a dream team for creating games that exist only in their heads.

Alright now in fairness to Axioms, he actually has posted screenshots of his game. I don't know if he'll ever finish it or how much of the stuff he blogposts actually exists in the game vs in his head, but there is a game he's working on. That's far more than I can say for this thread's idea guy.

 

[SlamDunk]

I stopped reading at 'HDD'.

 

[Gahbreeil]

https://www.theknowledgeacademy.com

 

[ProphetSword]

Do you need C# programmers? This code should probably be the first thing you put in the game...

if (myIdea == awesomeGameIdeaInMyHead) 
{
     bool presentIdeaToCodex = true;
     bool acceptNoCriticism = true;
     bool beButthurt = true;
     bool ideaGuyMentality = true; 
     bool assumeEveryoneThinksIAmRight = true;
     int amountToPayProgrammers = 0;  
}

 

[Rincewind]

Do you need C# programmers? This code should probably be the first thing you put in the game...

if (myIdea == awesomeGameIdeaInMyHead)
{
     bool presentIdeaToCodex = true;
     bool acceptNoCriticism = true;
     bool beButthurt = true;
     bool ideaGuyMentality = true;
     bool assumeEveryoneThinksIAmRight = true;
     int amountToPayProgrammers = 0; 
}

Not bad, but needs more buggy for loops, null pointer exceptions, and badly named variables.

 

[Gahbreeil]

Do you need C# programmers? This code should probably be the first thing you put in the game...

if (myIdea == awesomeGameIdeaInMyHead)
{
     bool presentIdeaToCodex = true;
     bool acceptNoCriticism = true;
     bool beButthurt = true;
     bool ideaGuyMentality = true;
     bool assumeEveryoneThinksIAmRight = true;
     int amountToPayProgrammers = 0; 
}

if (Mortal == awesomeGameIdeaInMyHead)
{
     bool presentIdeaToCodex = true;
     bool acceptNoCriticism = true;
     bool beButthurt = false;
     bool ideaGuyMentality = true;
     bool assumeEveryoneThinksIAmRight = false;
     bool amountToPayProgrammers = reasonableamount; 
     int amountToPayProgrammerPerMonth = 50$
}

 

[Rincewind]

amountToPayProgrammerPerMonth = 50$

Hour, right?

 

[mediocrepoet]

amountToPayProgrammerPerMonth = 50$

Hour, right?

He can only afford to pay for a half hour of work / month, under the table. Game should be delivered just after the heat death of the universe.

 

[ProphetSword]

Do you need C# programmers? This code should probably be the first thing you put in the game...

if (myIdea == awesomeGameIdeaInMyHead)
{
     bool presentIdeaToCodex = true;
     bool acceptNoCriticism = true;
     bool beButthurt = true;
     bool ideaGuyMentality = true;
     bool assumeEveryoneThinksIAmRight = true;
     int amountToPayProgrammers = 0;
}

if (Mortal == awesomeGameIdeaInMyHead)
{
     bool presentIdeaToCodex = true;
     bool acceptNoCriticism = true;
     bool beButthurt = false;
     bool ideaGuyMentality = true;
     bool assumeEveryoneThinksIAmRight = false;
     bool amountToPayProgrammers = reasonableamount;
     int amountToPayProgrammerPerMonth = 50$
}

That'll be $50.

 

[mondblut]

Just feed design doc into ChatGPT, and it'll code the whole game. Pass request to Midjourney for art, too.

 

[Matalarata]

Wtf is this thread?

 

[mediocrepoet]

Wtf is this thread?

It's the Retardoland Outreach Program.

 

[Gahbreeil]

Wtf is this thread?

It's the Retardoland Outreach Program.

Come off of your high horse and put it plain. Is asking for opinions really a ROP or have you forgotten I didn't ask anyone to code the game for me?

 

[Serus]

Is this thread a bad joke?

I'm always torn between figuring he's trolling and thinking he's retarded. Take your pick. I'd say if there's actually a book out there somewhere, he's probably retarded. Something like the "9th Wonder of the Internet."

I have to repeat the question several others have asked before me:

What the f*** is this thread?

 

[Rincewind]

Is this thread a bad joke?

I'm always torn between figuring he's trolling and thinking he's retarded. Take your pick. I'd say if there's actually a book out there somewhere, he's probably retarded. Something like the "9th Wonder of the Internet."

I have to repeat the question several others have asked before me:

What the f*** is this thread?

Someone posted images of a Word document. It all went downhill from there...

 

[Gahbreeil]

Hey, I still can't code. Want to read more design notes? Want to get a .pdf of the document? Want to chit-chat about a perfect RPG?

Well, this is the place!

 

[Gahbreeil]

What's up, Codex? My quest for eternal glory continues with not one but around a seven notes added to the file! Since our last dialogue upon the matter, that is.

 

[The_Sloth_Sleeps]

What's up, Codex? My quest for eternal glory continues with not one but around a seven notes added to the file! Since our last dialogue upon the matter, that is.

Have you got $50?

 

[True Ukrainian]

What's up, Codex? My quest for eternal glory continues with not one but around a seven notes added to the file! Since our last dialogue upon the matter, that is.

Bro, did you seriously write a fantasy wish fulfilment story starring yourself?

 

[OttoQuitmarck]

What's up, Codex? My quest for eternal glory continues with not one but around a seven notes added to the file! Since our last dialogue upon the matter, that is.

Took you 9 months to just add 7 notes? You have to be a troll, right?

 

[Gilius Thunderhead]

I've spent the last hour looking up this guy's threads. Wide new vistas of retardation have been opened. I'm trembling with excitement as I contemplate this new reality.