Obsidian's Pillars of Eternity [BETA RELEASED, GO TO THE NEW THREAD]

[Aeschylus]

Your payment to Obsidian Entertainment, Inc. has succeeded

And with that, I bid you all a fond goodnight.

 

[oldmanpaco]

And I as well say goodbye. It's back to GD for me - See you all in 2014.

 

[villain of the story]

I love Project Eternity. It's going to be the best RPG ever.

Get your facts straight, dammit! Will PE have TURN BASED combat? No. Then it cannot be the best CRPG ever under any condition whatsoever.

 

[Comrade Goby]

Too much fucking wooing, and too much appeasing the creepy misogynist fucks by making those poor women wave to the camera.

Haha suck it bitch.

I loved how the bros were objectifying the immense like they should be. And feminist faggot Sawyer was all sad about it.

meanwhile Alpha Avallone was Alphaing everywhere.

Also it seems like most of the team are pretty cool bros. Especially hipster black guy. Hopefully he'll fight aginst Sawyer's LGBT bs.


(Micky mouse girl was the best btw)

 

[villain of the story]

No kits for classes like in BG2 but each class has several options in which to "grow".

DA:O style ability trees confirmed. I've been saying it all along. Here's hoping it will be a good game despite shit like that.

You need to update your sig.

Which part?

EDIT: Wait a minute, DA:O didn't really have ability "trees", they were more like ability lists. Or something.

Ooops

 

[Sam Ecorners]

rewatching the early stage of drunkage Alvin invited the 'dex to the launch party

 

[RK47]

I love Project Eternity. It's going to be the best RPG ever.

Get your facts straight, dammit! Will PE have TURN BASED combat? No. Then it cannot be the best CRPG ever under any condition whatsoever.

 

[Jaesun]

Exactly Darklands is RTwP. Worst fucking shit cRPG EVER made. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

 

[villain of the story]

Didn't once say anything like that about PE. It will likely be good despite all that I dislike about it. Strawmanwhore.

 

[RK47]

your incessant reverse publicity stunt for P:E is awesome vots. it's like skyway ripping into d3 = decline to promote awareness and drive up interest.

your sacrifice will never be forgotten.

 

[FeelTheRads]

Wait, I went to sleep. So did they count PayPal backers for the dungeon yet? Or there's still one more level to come?

 

[Esquilax]

your incessant reverse publicity stunt for P:E is awesome vots. it's like skyway ripping into d3 = decline to promote awareness and drive up interest.

your sacrifice will never be forgotten.

Truly, vots is a marketing genius. The way he would constantly troll people to drive up interest of the game no doubt had an effect in increasing the amount we raised in the Codex fundraiser. Really, I don't think we could have done it without him and his promotional savvy. He knew that only raw, unbridled, idiotic hatred could stir the Codex into action, and that's what he gave us.

He really went above and beyond the call of duty here, and I feel that this kind of dedication to making sure we get the best "RTwP with shitty angles game" ever produced deserves some kind of a distinction. I propose that vots gets a special tag, dubbing him "ULTIMATE RACE TRAITOR" to commemorate his noble sacrifice.

I think it's quite fitting.

 

[Grimlorn]

You guys give him too much credit. Everyone knows about his alt donating $250. He just pissed people off with his trolling.

This is the thing I don't understand about trolls. Why spend all your time being an idiot to "troll" people. When 90%+ of your time is spent trolling, you're really nothing better than a dirty LARPer.

 

[Gurkog]

I asked Feargus to steal ChrisT from Herve and he said that he went to school with Chris and that he will see. Fingers fucking crossed for glorious

During the Kickstarter, Feargus mentioned going to lunch with Chris Taylor. I asked if he was stealing Chris from Interplay and got the response, "maybe" or something like that. (too lazy to dig through 10k comments to find it)

 

[J_C]

Good morning everyone! What a great day it is. More than 4.150.000 dollars.

It seems I missed a wild party last night, but had to go to sleep. Anyway, Congratulations to Obsidian!!!

And I would like to send a bug FUCK YOU to everyone who picked on Josh! Not everyone is an alcoholic partyface!

 

[catfood]

So I heard something about a hot girl in a green shirt being present at that party. Does anyone have any high rez pics of her?

 

[Alex_Steel]

It always feels great waking up to great news.

Congratulations Obsidian!

This thread is over 300 pages. I sure hope they will deliver because I can't even imagine the rage.

 

[Jarpie]

Now it's back to work guys, we need to Fight The Good Fight against The Decliners in Obsidian's forums.

 

[Gondolin]

Truly, vots is a marketing genius. The way he would constantly troll people to drive up interest of the game no doubt had an effect in increasing the amount we raised in the Codex fundraiser. Really, I don't think we could have done it without him and his promotional savvy. He knew that only raw, unbridled, idiotic hatred could stir the Codex into action, and that's what he gave us.

He really went above and beyond the call of duty here, and I feel that this kind of dedication to making sure we get the best "RTwP with shitty angles game" ever produced deserves some kind of a distinction. I propose that vots gets a special tag, dubbing him "ULTIMATE RACE TRAITOR" to commemorate his noble sacrifice.

I think it's quite fitting.

VotS doesn't need a new tag. Obsidian will give him half the money raised by the Codex and he will laugh all the way to the bank. Life is a bitch.

 

[TheZabi]

Congrats, Obsidian!

 

[Grimlorn]

If you guys missed the end of the countdown you should check out the last minute or two when Feargus gives a speech and MCA gets a bit wild at the end of the video. The girls come close to the camera some time during the last 15 or maybe 30 minutes.

http://www.twitch.tv/obsidian/b/335806140

 

[RedScum]

Does anyone know if they recorded their PnP session? And if so, where can i find it?

 

[suejak]

Does anyone know if they recorded their PnP session? And if so, where can i find it?

Yeah, supposedly they recorded it, and the recording "will be made available at a later date". That's what their Kickstarter says. Personally I think they're just editing out all of Sawyer's feminist Freudian penis metaphors.

 

[Infinitron]

A shout-out to the Project Eternity Doom Squad!

villain of the story - The Dragon (clearly the most badass of the bunch)
Mrowak - The Evil Genius ("Where's the fucking plan?!")
Captain Shrek - The Brute (overwhelms you with his endless retorts and walls of text)
Roguey - The Dark Chick (seduced by Josh Sawyer and switched teams in the middle of the campaign)

and last but not least

DarkUnderlord - The Big Bad

 

[Mrowak]

A shout-out to the Project Eternity Doom Squad!

villain of the story - The Dragon (clearly the most badass of the bunch)
Mrowak - The Evil Genius ("Where's the fucking plan?!")
Captain Shrek - The Brute (overwhelms you with his endless retorts and walls of text)
Roguey- The Dark Chick (seduced by Josh Sawyer and switched teams in the middle of the campaign)

and last not but not least

DarkUnderlord - The Big Bad

Except that by principle I am against comic-relief slapstic nonsense in any medium that tries to take itself at least half-seriously, I have to say



You had me rofling there for a bit.