Forget about bug reports, devs ignore them. Send them your dick picks instead, they be sure to not ignore that.
They have yet to respond to any of my bug reports, that I have been sending since RELEASE DAY! Fucking wankers.
Have you idiots submitted them in Russian though? I bet those devs can't read English at all.
Owlcat dev 1: <in Russian> Comrade, we keep getting bombarded by all these emails and forum posts, but they are all written in some unholy gibberish, I can't make head or tail of it!
Owlcat dev 2: Relax, comrade, it's probably just our fans from around the world, telling us how great the game is. Take a look at this one for example, it's from some American named
Gregz, something about "DM", "PnP", "Sadism", and "bad".
Owlcat dev 1: Wait, I remember in second grade, I had an English class in school. Bad, bad, oh yes, bad means bed. You know bed you sleep in.
Owlcat dev 2: You see? These guys love us so much, they want to sleep with us.
Owlcat dev 1: Hail Putin!
Owlcat dev 2: Hail Putin!