Saravan
Savant
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- Jul 11, 2019
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It's Russia, so the DM takes a bottle of vodka and breaks it on your head with full of his strength. (You can check Owlcat Games streams for some guys who are working there as designers).I get mad at the DM and I immediately take out my folder that has 20 pictures of my character in different encounters and go through each one step by step explaining in detail why I got mad skills.
Other people at the table shrug and continue to play.
Roll for fortitude versus knock down.
I roll a natural 1 and incoherently scream about the DM being shit and he would understand if he just looked at my pictures.