Vapourware Realms Beyond: Ashes of the Fallen - Chaos Chronicles reborn and dead again

[OracleX]

leak the resources and give me back my money!

 

[Russia is over. The end.]

leak the resources

This requires balls*.

*Balls not included in modern devs.

 

[MerchantKing]

Halflings do not know a thing about growing crops. Those lazy bums who eat multiple meals just between breakfast and lunch (you can tell because they all have massive potbellies thanks to being gluttonous sloths) wouldn't know the difference between a turnip and a radish let alone know the correct side of a shovel to dig with.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Halflings do not know a thing about growing crops. Those lazy bums who eat multiple meals just between breakfast and lunch (you can tell because they all have massive potbellies thanks to being gluttonous sloths) wouldn't know the difference between a turnip and a radish let alone know the correct side of a shovel to dig with.

They live in underground holes you butthurt longnose, of course they know their shovel ends.

 

[Nikanuur]

Halflings do not know a thing about growing crops. Those lazy bums who eat multiple meals just between breakfast and lunch (you can tell because they all have massive potbellies thanks to being gluttonous sloths) wouldn't know the difference between a turnip and a radish let alone know the correct side of a shovel to dig with.

And gnomes do? Always digging some rocks, always looking for stupid gems, they would sell their own grandmother for a diamond the size of chipped nose hair! Most unpleasant lot!

 

[MerchantKing]

Halflings do not know a thing about growing crops. Those lazy bums who eat multiple meals just between breakfast and lunch (you can tell because they all have massive potbellies thanks to being gluttonous sloths) wouldn't know the difference between a turnip and a radish let alone know the correct side of a shovel to dig with.

They live in underground holes you butthurt longnose, of course they know their shovel ends.

Those holes were dug by Dwarves.

Halflings do not know a thing about growing crops. Those lazy bums who eat multiple meals just between breakfast and lunch (you can tell because they all have massive potbellies thanks to being gluttonous sloths) wouldn't know the difference between a turnip and a radish let alone know the correct side of a shovel to dig with.

And gnomes do? Always digging some rocks, always looking for stupid gems, they would sell their own grandmother for a diamond the size of chipped nose hair! Most unpleasant lot!

Gnomes are hardworking miners, turnip farmers, and resourceful merchants. But no, Gnomes wouldn't sell their grandmothers. They have strong family values unlike those halflings.

 

[Nikanuur]

Gnomes are hardworking miners, turnip farmers, and resourceful merchants. But no, Gnomes wouldn't sell their grandmothers. They have strong family values unlike those halflings.

Bah! That's exactly what a gnome would say! I see right through their intense little stares! Eyes gleaming, hands twitching whenever there's a mere notion of jewelry! No gnome can ever fool a righteous, respectable, well-mannered halfling!

 

[MerchantKing]

Gnomes are hardworking miners, turnip farmers, and resourceful merchants. But no, Gnomes wouldn't sell their grandmothers. They have strong family values unlike those halflings.

Bah! That's exactly what a gnome would say! I see right through their intense little stares! Eyes gleaming, hands twitching whenever there's a mere notion of jewelry! No gnome can ever fool a righteous, respectable, well-mannered halfling!

They're only respectable and well mannered if you think being a lazy fat bum is respectable and well-mannered.

 

[Nikanuur]

They're only respectable and well mannered if you think being a lazy fat bum is respectable and well-mannered.

Now you've done it, you insolent, smudgy carrot-nose! Insulting the respect of a hobbit is like insulting gaffer's garden! Until the moon is full, expect halflings at your door in full numbers wearing gnome-shoveling trousers, not a-knocking!

 

[MerchantKing]

They're only respectable and well mannered if you think being a lazy fat bum is respectable and well-mannered.

Now you've done it, you insolent, smudgy carrot-nose! Insulting the respect of a hobbit is like insulting gaffer's garden! Until the moon is full, expect halflings at your door in full numbers wearing gnome-shoveling trousers, not a-knocking!

Whenever a halfling defender opens their mouth, it's nothing but gibberish.

 

[Alex]

They're only respectable and well mannered if you think being a lazy fat bum is respectable and well-mannered.

Now you've done it, you insolent, smudgy carrot-nose! Insulting the respect of a hobbit is like insulting gaffer's garden! Until the moon is full, expect halflings at your door in full numbers wearing gnome-shoveling trousers, not a-knocking!

Whenever a halfling defender opens their mouth, it's nothing but gibberish.

You are just pissed halflings prefer potatoes over your rutabagas or whatever, aren't you?

 

[MerchantKing]

They're only respectable and well mannered if you think being a lazy fat bum is respectable and well-mannered.

Now you've done it, you insolent, smudgy carrot-nose! Insulting the respect of a hobbit is like insulting gaffer's garden! Until the moon is full, expect halflings at your door in full numbers wearing gnome-shoveling trousers, not a-knocking!

Whenever a halfling defender opens their mouth, it's nothing but gibberish.

You are just pissed halflings prefer potatoes over your rutabagas or whatever, aren't you?

If only they ate the potatoes instead of using it for vodka in their moonshine stills (literally the only thing halflings produce).

 

[Kruyurk]

Gnomes lucky enough to not be born utterly ugly can pass for halflings and thus enjoy a normal life. The amount of luck in the universe is finite and halflings have most of it, consequently lucky gnomes do not exist, otherwise they would be any other race. Things that do not exist are finally back on topic. No more gnome coping please, this thread is a mourning place.

 

[MerchantKing]

Gnomes lucky enough to not be born utterly ugly can pass for halflings and thus enjoy a normal life.

We don't pass for halflings. No one would mistake a Gnome for a pot-bellied halfling. However, if a Gnome grows a beard he can pass for a Dwarf as a shaved Dwarf also looks like a Gnome.

The amount of luck in the universe is finite and halflings have most of it, consequently lucky gnomes do not exist, otherwise they would be any other race.

Gnomes are far superior to halflings and every other race.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

We don't pass for halflings. No one would mistake a Gnome for a pot-bellied halfling.

Nice try, halfling. You can't fool us.

 

[luj1]

I doubt the assets will go to waste. Someone will pick this up

eventually

 

[JarlFrank]

I doubt the assets will go to waste. Someone will pick this up

eventually

The dude who owns half the assets just holds onto them out of spite, for some reason. He has no intention to sell them. It's weird. I don't know what happened between him and HobGoblin, but it must be bad.

 

[MerchantKing]

We don't pass for halflings. No one would mistake a Gnome for a pot-bellied halfling.

Nice try, halfling. You can't fool us.

I'm not a halfling. But as you can't tell the difference being a semi-literate and uncultured Barbarian, here is a Gnome. See how he is lean and trim in his suit as would be expect of a Gnome. He even wears a monocle and has a well groomed mustache.

And also here is the genius inventor and businessman Gilbert Bates with his half-Ogre butler.

Meanwhile here is a disgusting halfling. Notice how he has a disgusting belly and doesn't even have the courtesy to wear shoes. On top of that he's wearing a Nightgown in public! Not a suit as would be appropriate to wear while in public or even lounging in your house when its not bedtime. His face is also bloated because of his lifelong gluttony and alcoholism. He also has unwashed messy hair and couldn't even grow a mustache if he tried.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Gnome.

And also here is the genius inventor and businessman Gilbert Bates with his half-Ogre butler.
.
Halfling

Lmao it's the same image you crazy hobbit.

 

[MerchantKing]

Gnome.

And also here is the genius inventor and businessman Gilbert Bates with his half-Ogre butler.
.
Halfling

Lmao it's the same image you crazy hobbit.

I think something is wrong with your vision. You need to get a monocle.

 

[Alex]

I see gnomish trickery is afoot in this thread...

 

[rojay]

I doubt the assets will go to waste. Someone will pick this up

eventually

The dude who owns half the assets just holds onto them out of spite, for some reason. He has no intention to sell them. It's weird. I don't know what happened between him and HobGoblin, but it must be bad.

That sucks, because it looked promising.

 

[Contagium]

Something that never transcended the jpeg state cannot die.



"He's had enough
He couldn't take anymore
He found a place in his mind
And slammed the door"


Mmm, maybe the meaning of the song is to unfollow this thread.

The greatest heavy metal album of all time.

 

[luj1]

I doubt the assets will go to waste. Someone will pick this up

eventually

The dude who owns half the assets just holds onto them out of spite, for some reason. He has no intention to sell them. It's weird. I don't know what happened between him and HobGoblin, but it must be bad.

sounds like a butthurt retard

 

[the mole]

Halflings do not know a thing about growing crops. Those lazy bums who eat multiple meals just between breakfast and lunch (you can tell because they all have massive potbellies thanks to being gluttonous sloths) wouldn't know the difference between a turnip and a radish let alone know the correct side of a shovel to dig with.

those multiple meals are probably pretty small like their stature