Resident Evil Village - now featuring giant vampire MILFs

[Dexter]

The setting looks cool, well it did... until they had to go cartoon villain it up by showing a gang of Victorian era fashion models.

That's where it gained my attention.

Called it before it was popular.

So in other words, the chads and monocled original designers always shot down that one degenerate incel on the team that proposed his degenerate dumb ideas.

NOOOO! NOT THE TIDDIES! AHHHH, I'M GOING BLIND! DAMN GIRL FETISHISTS!

 

[Dramart]

I'm surprised the SJWs haven't pressured Capcom into transforming her into a fat disgusting dyke. The critics will certainly cringe and curse when they see an attractive lady with cleavage in their game. Freaks.

Man she's perfect for fatties to make cosplay, that's why the big tits and the mature woman face and she's not really skinny. You're going to see some disgusting things about this.

 

[Jenkem]

nah they would have announced the season pass if it existed, just as they did w/ 7.

 

[HoboForEternity]

so i'm on the horny train now. where is my vampire mommy?

 

[Ash]

NOOOO! NOT THE TIDDIES! AHHHH, I'M GOING BLIND! DAMN GIRL FETISHISTS!

Precisely. If I want to appease my fattie fetish I pick up some slut or jack it to some porn. This is supposed to be a horror game not softcore porn. Those two things are obviously conflicting with one another. Show me one genuinely scary game that involves a 12ft pair of tits and thicc ass coming at you. Show me one horror movie that would be taken seriously if the antagonist was replaced by a 12ft victorian lady with yuge tits.

ah whatever the series has long been in the drain and decline is inevitable, and yes I'm blowing this out of proportion (sexual elements can mix with horror if handled tastefully...though the gameplay WILL be shit that is very much in proportion). Enjoy your overpriced simp simulator, most likely interspersed with hours of retard-tier gameplay. You can perhaps use it as a form of edging.

 

[Zombra]

Jesus christ, for the first time ever a Resident Evil game has a woman in it and everybody loses their fucking minds.

 

[Ash]

You have upset SumDrunkGuy by not acknowledging his beloved waifu, Jill Valentine, heroine of the very first and third Resident Evil games.

 

[OctavianRomulus]

Hawt wimmin are no substitute for a good game but it it pisses off the right people, I'm all for it.

 

[kangaxx]

Hawt wimmin are no substitute for a good game but it it pisses off the right people, I'm all for it.

This begs the question, who are the "right people"?

 

[OctavianRomulus]

Hawt wimmin are no substitute for a good game but it it pisses off the right people, I'm all for it.

This begs the question, who are the "right people"?

I can't say, I'm afraid of the gulag.

 

[Assisted Living Godzilla]

You'll probably not noticed yet because you are too distracted staring and her boobs, but with Alcina dimitrescu Capcom finally made it. A 2,5 meters tall woman all in white and with a hidden claw in her hand, she's a Tyrant bros. During all these years Capcom wanted to design a female Tyrant variaton for a main game (One already exists in Gun survivor) but they always discarded the thing.

The one above is a concept art from Resident evil zero, a game that had a shitload of discarded enemies.

Although they did do Alexia already.

 

[Belegarsson]

This reminded me back when Devil May Cry 5 was announced, just memes upon memes about the theme song. I don't give a damn if it's easy bait for simps, it's still hilarious.

 

[DeepOcean]

This is supposed to be a horror game not softcore porn.

https://www.amazon.com.br/Dracula-Bram-Stoker-English-ebook/dp/B07WF91PC3

 

[LabRat]

You'll probably not noticed yet because you are too distracted staring and her boobs, but with Alcina dimitrescu Capcom finally made it. A 2,5 meters tall woman all in white and with a hidden claw in her hand, she's a Tyrant bros. During all these years Capcom wanted to design a female Tyrant variaton for a main game (One already exists in Gun survivor) but they always discarded the thing.

The one above is a concept art from Resident evil zero, a game that had a shitload of discarded enemies.

Although they did do Alexia already.

I still remember the Darkside Chronicles just ruined her and Alfred's relationship.

 

[OctavianRomulus]

The artists did a really great job with her. Amazing modeling, texturing and animations.

 

[Citizen]

Gameplay tips leaked

 

[Uncreation]

NOOOO! NOT THE TIDDIES! AHHHH, I'M GOING BLIND! DAMN GIRL FETISHISTS!

Precisely. If I want to appease my fattie fetish I pick up some slut or jack it to some porn. This is supposed to be a horror game not softcore porn. Those two things are obviously conflicting with one another. Show me one genuinely scary game that involves a 12ft pair of tits and thicc ass coming at you. Show me one horror movie that would be taken seriously if the antagonist was replaced by a 12ft victorian lady with yuge tits.

ah whatever the series has long been in the drain and decline is inevitable, and yes I'm blowing this out of proportion (sexual elements can mix with horror if handled tastefully...though the gameplay WILL be shit that is very much in proportion). Enjoy your overpriced simp simulator, most likely interspersed with hours of retard-tier gameplay. You can perhaps use it as a form of edging.

 

[Drakortha]

Hey everyone, I've got the latest trendy RE-Shillage meme from Reddit here it is;

Will be a 10/10 game for sure, I'm going to pre-order this thing.

 

[Assisted Living Godzilla]

I'm not sure why anyone would bitch about this character. If your problem is they didn't make her monster enough than you very well may be a moron. I'm sure big titty tall lady will turn into something gross at some point in the game. It's Resident Evil, that's what happens to these types of villains that are normal looking at one point. It's what's been happening to them since Resident Evil 2.

Same characters:

 

[Dexter]

This is supposed to be a horror game not softcore porn. Those two things are obviously conflicting with one another. Show me one genuinely scary game that involves a 12ft pair of tits and thicc ass coming at you. Show me one horror movie that would be taken seriously if the antagonist was replaced by a 12ft victorian lady with yuge tits.

Imagine thinking Resident Evil came up with voluptuous or sexy female vampires or that this sort of thing is a new thing in Horror or even Horror video games.

 

[Ash]

Alexa

>Using Resident Evil 5 as point of reference for what standards are OK and normal

This is supposed to be a horror game not softcore porn. Those two things are obviously conflicting with one another. Show me one genuinely scary game that involves a 12ft pair of tits and thicc ass coming at you. Show me one horror movie that would be taken seriously if the antagonist was replaced by a 12ft victorian lady with yuge tits.

Imagine thinking Resident Evil came up with voluptuous or sexy female vampires or that this sort of thing is a new thing in Horror or even Horror video games.

Yes that is totally what I think.

Large swathes of horror media usually have softcore porn. However very little of the horror media I enjoy do, and certainly none of the games (except maybe VTM:B, but it's tasteful, mature and very soft, not in your face blatant simp pandering like this game).
Usually the softcore porn horror media is trashy asf and without substance.

Call me a killjoy, a prude, whatever. I prefer to get my kicks by real, physical means, not in lame-ass cucked simp digital form.

 

[Assisted Living Godzilla]

Alexa

>Using Resident Evil 5 as point of reference for what standards are OK and normal

It's what's been happening to them since Resident Evil 2.

Like I said, it's been a thing since RE2. I used that specific character to show they've had an attractive female character that was than turned into a monster. But this human character becoming a weird looking mutant monster has been something they've been doing since since William Birkin. I have no idea why anyone would think this giant lady boss isn't going to turn into some huge weird monster other than wanting to bitch.

Alexia isn't in RE5.

 

[Assisted Living Godzilla]

Ash thinks fully clothed women is softcore porn.

 

[SumDrunkGuy]

This reminded me back when Devil May Cry 5 was announced, just memes upon memes about the theme song. I don't give a damn if it's easy bait for simps, it's still hilarious.

Has there ever been a "scary" RE antagonist? Original Nemesis back in the day maybe but other than that RE antagonists are typically the opposite of scary.

 

[GrafvonMoltke]

You telling me you weren’t scared by Wesker’s freaky red eyes?