Zombra
An iron rock in the river of blood and evil
Oh yeah? This sucker is out tomorrow? Looking forward to trying the demo, having mostly ignored the run-up.
The Risen series is just plain weird. Ultimately, it's a selection of roleplaying games that manage to be a laugh while also being not very good at all. From a purely objective standpoint, they're embarrassingly written, terribly balanced, and often quite alienating. Yet, for some reason, I find them enjoyable all the same. Risen 2: Dark Waters was something I had an especial fondness for.
Yep, just like Oblivion...So the reviews are positive.
LoL at all those clowns saying it's going to be terrible.
that means nothing. even less here on the 'dex.So the reviews are positive.
LoL at all those clowns saying it's going to be terrible.
So the reviews are positive.
LoL at all those clowns saying it's going to be terrible.
A sister who shouts “FUCKING BASTARDS!” at anything from zombie pirates to lizardmen to small, flightless dragons to angry crabs to fearful monkeys. She seems so full of misplaced anger towards the world and everything in it, though out of combat her attitude is more that of obnoxious know-it-all with a superiority complex. She constantly brags about herself and constantly mocks and belittles me, her brother, even though I do the lion’s share of monster-killing and monkey-scaring, and frankly her entirely impractical and physically impossible Erotic Pirate Fancy Dress outfit makes me embarrassed to be seen with her. There’s an overtone of Lannister to her too, and I don’t mean in the impressive ‘we will rule everything through sheer force of will’ sense, but rather in the ‘I’m a wee bit incesty’ sense. She’s negging me, and we all know why people neg each other, don’t we?
The scenery is beautiful, picking up oysters and checking them for pearls is vaguely therapeutic, and I even find a few pouches of gold amongst the driftwood. This would all be rather tranquil, if not for the insane person barking “BASTARD!” every two minutes or suddenly plunging two anti-gravity grapefruits into my field of vision while I’m trying to stab a crab.
I hate her.
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2014/08/12/risen-3-diary/
http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrimUser reviews are positrive as well. Saying its improved from before. I think you're delusional.
RPS devoted almost a half of their (p)review to the protagonist's sister.
A sister who shouts “FUCKING BASTARDS!” at anything from zombie pirates to lizardmen to small, flightless dragons to angry crabs to fearful monkeys. She seems so full of misplaced anger towards the world and everything in it, though out of combat her attitude is more that of obnoxious know-it-all with a superiority complex. She constantly brags about herself and constantly mocks and belittles me, her brother, even though I do the lion’s share of monster-killing and monkey-scaring, and frankly her entirely impractical and physically impossible Erotic Pirate Fancy Dress outfit makes me embarrassed to be seen with her. There’s an overtone of Lannister to her too, and I don’t mean in the impressive ‘we will rule everything through sheer force of will’ sense, but rather in the ‘I’m a wee bit incesty’ sense. She’s negging me, and we all know why people neg each other, don’t we?
The scenery is beautiful, picking up oysters and checking them for pearls is vaguely therapeutic, and I even find a few pouches of gold amongst the driftwood. This would all be rather tranquil, if not for the insane person barking “BASTARD!” every two minutes or suddenly plunging two anti-gravity grapefruits into my field of vision while I’m trying to stab a crab.
I hate her.
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2014/08/12/risen-3-diary/
Different Guy.RPS devoted almost a half of their (p)review to the protagonist's sister.
A sister who shouts “FUCKING BASTARDS!” at anything from zombie pirates to lizardmen to small, flightless dragons to angry crabs to fearful monkeys. She seems so full of misplaced anger towards the world and everything in it, though out of combat her attitude is more that of obnoxious know-it-all with a superiority complex. She constantly brags about herself and constantly mocks and belittles me, her brother, even though I do the lion’s share of monster-killing and monkey-scaring, and frankly her entirely impractical and physically impossible Erotic Pirate Fancy Dress outfit makes me embarrassed to be seen with her. There’s an overtone of Lannister to her too, and I don’t mean in the impressive ‘we will rule everything through sheer force of will’ sense, but rather in the ‘I’m a wee bit incesty’ sense. She’s negging me, and we all know why people neg each other, don’t we?
The scenery is beautiful, picking up oysters and checking them for pearls is vaguely therapeutic, and I even find a few pouches of gold amongst the driftwood. This would all be rather tranquil, if not for the insane person barking “BASTARD!” every two minutes or suddenly plunging two anti-gravity grapefruits into my field of vision while I’m trying to stab a crab.
I hate her.
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2014/08/12/risen-3-diary/
The protagonist's sister? I don't remember him having a sister. The only women that wore a sexy Pirate outfit and talked down to everyone was Patty Steelbeard.
I've never played Risen 2 (or 3, for that matter), so I can't really comment. It could be that RPS' Alec Meer is LARPing, or had failed his reading comprehension check. Or it could be different portags altogether.The protagonist's sister? I don't remember him having a sister. The only women that wore a sexy Pirate outfit and talked down to everyone was Patty Steelbeard.
User reviews are positrive as well.
I actually enjoyed Risen 2. Sure, it was clunky in some ways, and hardly one of the netter written RPGs out there, but the combat was fairly good,
Risen 2
the combat was fairly good
or shit slurpers like you. its PB game!!! cant go wrong with thatAnd the rest are exaggerations by snobs like you.