Hi.Hi.
I have not played this game yet due to the amount of still existing bugs in it.
However I get a sinking feeling that this review will reflect my feeling when I eventually get to play the game.
I hope it does not, but that sinking feeling is kinda strong.
In the meantime I created a poll here about the rushed release of the game. Feel free to vote.
http://forums.obsidian.net/topic/79882-should-poes-final-release-have-been-called-early-access/
some retarded moderator moved the thread?
I don't think it would have made a difference as I don't believe they'd fix the itemization, the convoluted numbers, the loading times, the shitty balanced no-fun system and maybe not even the stronghold, cuz they never wanted to do it in the first place.
THE GAME IS NOT A CLASSIC IF IT WAS NOT MADE IN MY CHILDHOOD!!!Not too long from now, Wizardry 8 will be 15 years old. People bitch and complain about aspects of the combat, but they still pick it up and make a party and try a playthrough after nearly 15 years. PoE will likely be just a forgotten footnote after such a period. I'm not attempting to compare the games apples to apples or even apples to oranges. They're not the same kind of game or aimed at the same kind of audience. What I'm saying is that PoE is ultimately a bland, forgettable experience - not only the story/world but also the combat/gameplay. It does not have that magical spark which will ensure a kind of longevity.
With respect to the way this game turned out, I feel as though we truly are in the darkest timeline.
THE GAME IS NOT A CLASSIC IF IT WAS NOT MADE IN MY CHILDHOOD!!!Not too long from now, Wizardry 8 will be 15 years old. People bitch and complain about aspects of the combat, but they still pick it up and make a party and try a playthrough after nearly 15 years. PoE will likely be just a forgotten footnote after such a period. I'm not attempting to compare the games apples to apples or even apples to oranges. They're not the same kind of game or aimed at the same kind of audience. What I'm saying is that PoE is ultimately a bland, forgettable experience - not only the story/world but also the combat/gameplay. It does not have that magical spark which will ensure a kind of longevity.
With respect to the way this game turned out, I feel as though we truly are in the darkest timeline.
This bothers me, why bring up OLDER titles than BG when hes talking about NEWER titles. Why was this shitpost even brofisted in the first place?Yeah, BG was a hardcore RPG, especially compared to the casual shite like Realms of Arkania, Wizardry, and Darklands.
Roxor writes a 100% correct review; butts are hurt.102 pages?
Roxor writes a 100% correct review; butts are hurt.
What was that?Let's also not forget the mod drama/Infinitron backstab/Et tu, VD?
What was that?
102 pages.Read the thread to find out.
By the way, this is officially the most popular front page piece of all time by very large margin. Darth Roxor should be proud of his accomplishment; this article will define the Codex for years, possibly decades to come.
What was that?
TL;DR
Darth Roxor: Here's my review guys
Infinitron: Ok thanks Darth. We will look it over
*later that day*
Infinitron: [munching on doritos] Guys, Roxor has lost it. Look at how crazy this review is. We shouldn't post it. [swigs mountain dew]
Others: No! This is the codex!! We hate shit; this is perfect!!
Infinitron: Nah...we should wait till Crooked Bee gets back from vacation
*in a PM convo with Darth Roxor and VD*
VD: Infinitron's been talking shit about you
Darth Roxor: Seriously? That motherfucker...
VD: Here's a screenshot of our conversation..
Thanks.It starts here btw.
I said it's a better game than BG. However, I think that BG fucking sucks, so I wouldn't call it a glowing endorsement just yet.
Also, here is a rare drawing made by Darth Roxor himself. It depicts a typical Codexian drama that took place behind the scenes:
Posted it for the lulz.