I'm just dropping in to note that
I am going to write up an extensive response (EDIT: fuck it, Zombra actually ignorelisted me). I just happen to agree that the argument could do with some reorganization and more thorough critique so I wasn't intending to post until I had that, plus I'm a lazy bastard. But now worldsmith has already made one of my points for me, so I figure I may as well step it up. Also, Zombra, you have a
terrible way of going "Yeah, well, that's just your opinion, man." to criticism. Quit being a faggot.
And while I'm here I may as well:
tl;dr You saw a review that is apologetic towards a game you don't like, but also apologetic in a way that you didn't expect, which made you feel like you were being "tricked", so you're going ballistic. ("What do you mean, you're telling me not to buy the game?! NUH UH YOU'RE STILL AN APOLOGIST AND I'M GONNA SHOW EVERYBODY HOW!!!")
Calm your tits. If someone made an apologist review of Civilization V, which I actually happened to somewhat enjoy, the only difference would be that I would tear your ass a new one that much harder because I could needle you on all the gameplay aspects. Hell, if you were to review Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, which I have consistently viewed as the greatest computer game ever, as a flawless masterpiece, I would still give you shit for not noting problems with supply crawler abuse among other things. It's simply not a proper review if you do that bullshit.
Okay, so you got tricked. You've been had. Come to terms with that, and get over it. Not every style of review is for everybody. See, you're acting shocked at something that most people here just aren't that shocked by. Most of us always realized that Zombra liked the game. We never felt like we were being tricked by a misleading "cancerous" review. We just soaked up the information contained in it and moved on.
The fuck? I barely give a shit about Dead State. I think I've already been clear on this. I only had a courtesy interest in it because of AoD. My problem with the review is that Zombra seems to be basically dicksucking in fucked up ways throughout his review. Like, he praises shit that doesn't make sense ("Well-designed. Too easy." - You let this through why?) and downplays other crap, like bugs. And that's the problem, not "style", not "praise," but "quality." The fact that the audience here can do their own analysis doesn't excuse Zombra for fucking up his. That's somewhat like saying PC Gamer's
Dragon Age 2 review is alright because you can tell the writer is scraping the barrel of positives and coming short. Instead of trying to spin this shit on me, fucking own up that you guys dropped the ball on this letting this review through and need to tighten up on editorial standards.
The Codex values comprehensiveness. Rambling, out of focus, ambiguous - those things are secondary as long as it's a big-ass wall of text that covers all bases and analyzes all the issues. So yeah, I can't guarantee that the "trend" won't continue.
Comprehensiveness is a good standard. Analysis here was flawed, and you guys certainly didn't do enough about it.