Wow there is some serious dicksucking going on in this review.
of editorial standards.
UI: When you have to list "does the job" as some kind of plus and say "once you get used to crap, it doesn't seem so painful anymore" but in nicer words, you are producing some serious manure. The fact that there is a manual does not excuse the character generation screen from being uninformative trash either. UI is fucking lousy, admit it.
RPG Elements: Eh, by your own account you were stomping dudes without consideration in combat, maxing almost all your skills and everything, and navigating all the challenges and crises with minimal morale losses or antagonism. At that stage it doesn't sound like there's a lot of decision-making going into character builds.
Graphics and Sounds: "Not AAA but surprisingly good." Go fuck yourself. You mean "hovering on the decent side of mediocre, but lower your standards a lot (it's an indie!) and this seems great." There is no fucking reason to say that shit other than desperately trying to like Dead State. Say it's functional and move the fuck on.
Combat: "Well-designed. Too easy."
You mean "shit" right? Because that's what "too easy" sounds like to me. You also mentioned the lack of tactical options to intentionally make noise and draw attention.
Non-Combat Gameplay: You mean, it is fucking trivial, like the rest of the game, because you get all the shit you want too easily.
Pacing: Dull it is.
Writing, Story, Atmosphere: I can't see how this ranges from "fair to excellent" given the purportedly mediocre writing at start and the distinct lack of danger ruining the atmosphere of a zombie survival game.
Technical: "Everyone who says it's a buggy mess is full of shit. It only has a bunch of gamebreaking bugs, a bunch more scripting errors breaking some quests and other shit, animation glitches, and the like." Are you high? That sounds like a "buggy mess" to me.
Balance: Agreed. It sucks.
Bottom line: "Should you buy it? I want to say yes to immediately put money in DoubleBear's coffers." That certainly sums up your motivations in this review.
This is such a shitty, overly apologetic review.
Perfect first response to my first official Codex content!
Just because we talk shit doesn't mean it's cool to be shit. We talk shit because we give our unvarnished opinion, not because that's what the cool kids do.