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[Grotesque]

 

[Perkel]

This is their current roadmap:

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/roadmap/board/1-Star-Citizen

Main additions without bullshit:

3.3.0 - Streaming tech for better performance, 1 planet + 4 moons, 2 new stations and various stops on planets/moons,
3.4.0 - 1 planet (city planet) + 2 moons, gas cloud tech, advanced physics for projectiles, degradation to ships and eq.
3.5.0 - reputation/law system v1, salvage v1, network multithreading
3.6.0 - repair system, guids, ship to ship refuel,

 

[Perkel]

citizencon stats in 9 hours 13 minutes which i think should also be when they will do keynote.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Meantime in the game beta alpha early pre-alpha:

*tech demo

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Meantime in the game beta alpha early pre-alpha:

I don't see anything unusual.

maybe in the future we will all stand on chairs

 

[thesheeep]

Meantime in the game beta alpha early pre-alpha:

I don't see anything unusual.

maybe in the future we will all stand on chairs

It is a futuristic kind of salute or welcome.
When someone enters a room, to welcome them, you bend your knees wherever you currently are.
And if not physically possible, you need to climb on top of where you are and bend your knees then.

I've seen stranger things:

 

[Kalin]

Bar Citizen looking GUD!

 

[theSavant]

Chris Roberts has a real doggy face. You can never be angry with him, no matter what he does

 

[Helton]

Meantime in the game beta alpha early pre-alpha:

Maybe someone played the national anthem on the juke box?

 

[Perkel]

I fucked up. It is october 10th not september 8...

 

[DarKPenguiN]

I fucked up. It is october 10th not september 8...

Eh, this is Star Citizen we're talking about.

Nobody (sane) pays attentions to dates concerning this project anyhow.

 

[Stokowski]

I fucked up. It is october 10th not september 8...

You got the most important part right by not specifying the year.

 

[Grotesque]

 

[Angthoron]

Nice shoe animation.

Also, why does it not just play back the vidya.

 

[Modron]

Also, why does it not just play back the vidya.

Imgur likes to give you gifs when trying to embed mp4s and sometimes those just don't work for some reason, best just to copy the video link and use webm in brackets to embed like so
Ouch.

 

[RoBoBOBR]

 

[fantadomat]

Great show but the background laugh is really killing it for me. It is really annoying!

 

[thesheeep]

Great show but the background laugh is really killing it for me. It is really annoying!

Ugh, yeah... I cannot watch shows with that. I get where it comes from, historically, but it sucks all the fun right out if I feel like I'm being told when to laugh.
And you can't just remove the audio, either, because then you get weird pauses.

Nice shoe animation.

Also, why does it not just play back the vidya.

Definitely needs a version with a crunching bone sound.

 

[Grotesque]

 

[Angthoron]

Those emoticons in the titles really bother me, I gotta say.

 

[TalesfromtheCrypt]

So 3.3. was touted as the Jesus patch (again). Just in time for citizencon it was supposed to implement not only the game‘s first real planet (Hurston), but also Object Container Streaming, which according to citizentards will magically solve all performance problems and make this mess playable.

Guess what?





Wait for it...






They announced that both Hurston and OCS will be delayed and implemented with patch 3.3.5. (of course no date specified)

 

[thesheeep]

Those emoticons in the titles really bother me, I gotta say.

Let me give you a hug.
(>^.^)>

 

[Latelistener]

( '-')

 

[TalesfromtheCrypt]

I can't wait until they finally do implement OCS and it inevitably turns out to be a complete failure. Citizentards have completetely bought into the bullshit and continue to repeat the term like some kind of magical evocation. Spend some time reading the drivel in the ScamCitizen Reddit and you will be under the impression that there was never a more evident and natural truth than the idea that OCS will finally send this game's development into overdrive. These guys are in for a serious reality check.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Nah there's a built-in rationalization that will shield OCS completely: The magic words "alpha version." The cultists will simply say it's only the early version and just first giant leap-step for OCS.