Vapourware Scam Citizen - Only people with too much money can become StarCitizens! WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

[ERYFKRAD]

Bro I was talking about whoever this dude is who released Spacebourne one. Not Roberts.

You just had to go ahead and ruin the fun, what a party pooper.

Oh well... Space Bourne is a single-player game with 5,000$ out of 25,000$ goal, it will be released on Steam and it seems to have been made by one single dude...

That's Spacebourne 2 yo. 1 is already released.

 

[Myobi]

Bro I was talking about whoever this dude is who released Spacebourne one. Not Roberts.

You just had to go ahead and ruin the fun, what a party pooper.

Oh well... Space Bourne is a single-player game with 5,000$ out of 25,000$ goal, it will be released on Steam and it seems to have been made by one single dude...

That's Spacebourne 2 yo. 1 is already released.

Jesus fucking lord... thanks dude, but I can also read roman numerals.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/spacebourne/spacebourne-2?ref=project_build

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Bro I was talking about whoever this dude is who released Spacebourne one. Not Roberts.

You just had to go ahead and ruin the fun, what a party pooper.

Oh well... Space Bourne is a single-player game with 5,000$ out of 25,000$ goal, it will be released on Steam and it seems to have been made by one single dude...

That's Spacebourne 2 yo. 1 is already released.

Jesus fucking lord... thanks dude, but I can also read roman numerals.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/spacebourne/spacebourne-2?ref=project_build

Alright cheers.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

heh yeah who would buy that

apparently I bought this game about a year ago, completely forgot

 

[Grotesque]

Didn't know that the telescope was notorious. Why is that ?

14 years delayed and probably legitimately 500% over its budget even with the most generous allowances for government corruption. Billions of dollars wasted that could have gone to Star Citizen.

LoL didn't know that,tho it makes sense,nasa is pretty much in decline,far worst since its holywood days. Also if this meme happens i will laugh me arse off.

REMOVE
BEFORE
FLIGHT


the one with the meme, did not made his research properly

 

[Myobi]

heh yeah who would buy that

apparently I bought this game about a year ago, completely forgot

... and was it any good? Because the 2nd doesn't look bad at all...

 

[rusty_shackleford]

heh yeah who would buy that

apparently I bought this game about a year ago, completely forgot

... and was it any good? Because the 2nd doesn't look bad at all...

ya it's good
starts off hilariously cheesy(and bad), and has a terrible translation/voice overs, but the game itself is good

 

[Myobi]

Tl;dr warning, a post that should be uploaded into pornhub as hardcore anal:

https://www.mmo-champion.com/thread...en/page713?p=53536111&viewfull=1#post53536111

Edited: Sorry, sorry, you are reading about someone who backed this project in early days and is now getting sick of CiG bullshit, therefore he was branded as an infidel by his old cultist friends, it’s great shit to read while on the toilet.

 

[SerratedBiz]

Adding rivers and weather systems would be very nice, but that doesn't make for more interesting gameplay.

huh? how? adding things like rivers literally adds gameplay opportunities like underwater content, fishing, etc. this is an MMO remember and these are staple features of MMOs and the devs have already talked about that type of content, but they need the medium in-game first.

By retards, for retards.

 

[Peachcurl]

Adding rivers and weather systems would be very nice, but that doesn't make for more interesting gameplay.

huh? how? adding things like rivers literally adds gameplay opportunities like underwater content, fishing, etc. this is an MMO remember and these are staple features of MMOs and the devs have already talked about that type of content, but they need the medium in-game first.

By retards, for retards.

fishing is truly a crucial feature for star citizen









although, whaling would be the more appropriate term.

 

[Myobi]

Can't wait for my 40,000$ fishing set microtransaction.

A rowboat, couple of fishing rods, some tackle, a mini cooler, some beer, fuck, best space sim ever.

 

[fantadomat]

Can't wait for my 40,000$ fishing set microtransaction.

A rowboat, couple of fishing rods, some tackle, a mini cooler, some beer, fuck, best space sim ever.

Also permit and tax for fishing space. I am sure you will be able to buy perma fishing spots. If you are smart,you could buy out all the fishing spots and then rent them out to other players. Just think of all the possibilities,they are endless.

 

[Myobi]

Can't wait for my 40,000$ fishing set microtransaction.

A rowboat, couple of fishing rods, some tackle, a mini cooler, some beer, fuck, best space sim ever.

Also permit and tax for fishing space. I am sure you will be able to buy perma fishing spots. If you are smart,you could buy out all the fishing spots and then rent them out to other players. Just think of all the possibilities,they are endless.

Oh my god, fish farms! Yes, that's my end game right there... space salmon farm, I'll be selling space salmon to every space sushi place in the one and only god damn solar system in the entire universe!

I can already see all the 50 players in that entire solar system fighting each other over that insanely good ass sushi. I'll almost as rich as those pay to win fuckers wasting all their income with in-game credits...

 

[fantadomat]

Can't wait for my 40,000$ fishing set microtransaction.

A rowboat, couple of fishing rods, some tackle, a mini cooler, some beer, fuck, best space sim ever.

Also permit and tax for fishing space. I am sure you will be able to buy perma fishing spots. If you are smart,you could buy out all the fishing spots and then rent them out to other players. Just think of all the possibilities,they are endless.

Oh my god, fish farms! Yes, that's my end game right there... space salmon farm, I'll be selling space salmon to every space sushi place in the one and only god damn solar system in the entire universe!

I can already see all the 50 players in that entire solar system fighting each other over that insanely good ass sushi. I'll almost as rich as those pay to win fuckers wasting all their income with in-game credits...

I am sure that half of those players will come an work for you,doing cargo missions of transporting one box at time. While the other half will be evul pirates doing missions to steal that box and sell it on black market. Also you should spam the forums,asking them to implement fish smoking mechanics also mechanics for making canned fish.

 

[Myobi]

Can't wait for my 40,000$ fishing set microtransaction.

A rowboat, couple of fishing rods, some tackle, a mini cooler, some beer, fuck, best space sim ever.

Also permit and tax for fishing space. I am sure you will be able to buy perma fishing spots. If you are smart,you could buy out all the fishing spots and then rent them out to other players. Just think of all the possibilities,they are endless.

Oh my god, fish farms! Yes, that's my end game right there... space salmon farm, I'll be selling space salmon to every space sushi place in the one and only god damn solar system in the entire universe!

I can already see all the 50 players in that entire solar system fighting each other over that insanely good ass sushi. I'll almost as rich as those pay to win fuckers wasting all their income with in-game credits...

I am sure that half of those players will come an work for you,doing cargo missions of transporting one box at time. While the other half will be evul pirates doing missions to steal that box and sell it on black market. Also you should spam the forums,asking them to implement fish smoking mechanics also mechanics for making canned fish.

It's fine, I'll hire Alexander DeLarge Dick Sucker with his legatus pack to keep my space fish safe from the pirates.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

star citizen beaten to it already, again!

 

[Myobi]

star citizen beaten to it already, again!

... but does it have elevator panel tech though?

 

[Dexter]

Adding rivers and weather systems would be very nice, but that doesn't make for more interesting gameplay.

huh? how? adding things like rivers literally adds gameplay opportunities like underwater content, fishing, etc. this is an MMO remember and these are staple features of MMOs and the devs have already talked about that type of content, but they need the medium in-game first.

By retards, for retards.

You can now pick up boxes, UNDERWATER! This will revolutionize Space Sims!

 

[Syl]

star citizen beaten to it already, again!

... but does it have elevator panel tech though?

And with the Jesus tech, you don't even need a boat!

 

[Syl]

My joke was that he can walk on water. The Fishy rating reminded me he can multiply fishes too, forgot about that.

That's real pray2win mechanics right there!

 

[Morblot]

That's real pray2win mechanics right there!

Sweet! Btw, how much does a prayer cost?

 

[Myobi]

... another of those severe cases of Schröcitizen:

Edited: Roflmao! The guy just got his Sherlock hat on and goes like: “Myobi, it’s you! Making alt accounts to evade bans!”, I left such an impression on the guy that everyone who shows up there to fuck around with him it’s a Myobi – We are Myobi; We are Legion… We do troll… we… ah… expect us?

 

[rusty_shackleford]

https://massivelyop.com/2022/01/11/...on-42-are-still-many-years-away-cig-confirms/

Star Citizen and Squadron 42 are still years from launch, CIG confirms
By Bree Royce - January 11, 2022 9:00 AM

 

[Myobi]

.... so, I guess, not next friday?

 

[Tommy Gun]

I don't know anything about making a game or coding, so take this as me just bullshitting. But could the Manchester studio just start from scratch, with the ship jpegs, and then make 42?