The glorious democratic socialist utopia of norway faces yet another crisis, the vile decadent dutch sodomites attack its holdings in East Asia. Unluckily for the dutch they are as strategically inept as they are morally depraved. Which means they keep attacking the same mountain fortress with 3 divisions of artillery well entrenched. After losing thousands of men to the harsh mountains and seeing Amsterdam blockaded by the Republican Navy of Norway they are forced to concede. Yet they still try doing that 2 or 3 times this time facing tougher and tougher defenses as the Norwegians master the art of entrenchment.
Like every country with imperial (but democratic!) ambitions Norway's population is over 60% African savage.
As mentioned the dutch are relentless in declaring petty wars no more over territory but for such inane reasons like humiliating or cutting down Norway. Their ships sink to the depths of the sea just like the morals of their society sank to the depths of depravity. And to think they called them once a great power!
Indeed the scholars of Norway uncovered much about colonizing the harsh climate of Africa. Soon the free poeple of Norway found themselves possessing the second largest African colonies after the united kingdom which along with the other African colonial power of France remains friendly towards Norway.
However some remain envious of Norway's holdings. The pope himself declared war on Norway and attacked from his colonial holdings. Unluckily for the papists the protestant people of Norway have developed combat gas and mastered the trenches.
The greatest disaster struck from within. The retarded conservatives came into power, with their idiotic notions of laissez faire and free trade they managed to severely damage the industry (fuck buying steamers from the market, dumb cunts sabotaging the navy) and their anti-tariff beliefs resulted in a high flat tax greatly impoverishing the average citizen because the bureaucracy, education system and military had to be financed from something.
Honestly whats so wrong about making a killing of those ridiculous iron and exotic good exports using tariffs like the country did for 50 years? Better to tax the shit out of everyone apparently to maintain the colonies and military they like so much, bloody conservatards in my vicky....
At least Norway is winning medals at the olympics and annexed ethiopia.