So I wanted to explore how Britannia works under this new Lady British
This question, while makes sense, stills feels like a big slap over Ultima fans' face
SPOILER tentacle
rape attack right from the beginning
One of the
EA rape victim: Mariah. Her poor apprentice on the right who was literally "cross-overed" on the ground was
impregnated infected and can't be talked too. She just stayed like that. Poor girl, she must be like this:
Let's check out the core of the game
Apparently the culprit of the rampant of F2P shit aren't just stupid rich kid players and evil gaming corporations but also these kinds of companies
Ooohh seeing WOW-ish Green/Blue/Purple equipments with awesome stats in a fucking ULTIMA game is just so
Meaningless shit in the classic Ultima like Virtue is extremely important in this game. As the famous quote in the tutorial:"Virtue levels me up!"
After arriving in Britain I was eager to explore this beloved city with their large numbers of buildings and NPC which are all very well designed in details and shit. However the game forced me to the city sewers dungeon while mocking my choice of friends (which is none).
Then I wanted to delete this character and start again because I killed the tutorial dungeon's boss too early and therefore I missed the chance to explore the remaining parts of that dungeon. However to my amazement I can't fucking delete my character, and I have only two character slot - one for only a fighter, the other is only for a mage. I made a mage. I screwed up its process. I can't delete her. No more mages for me. GJ EA.
The game also lags like hell. From the very moment I could move your character around I was stuck with 10 FPS due to lag. Combat was chaotic but at least you could autoattack. Music was epic, graphix was flashy, and apparently the game has tons of lewt (which the best ones could be bought only with microtransaction). Dialogue wise was laughable. The first quest I got was to deliver a letter from a dead thief to his mom. The quest name was "Sorry mom" or something like that.
Playing this shit gave me a queer kind of guilty pleasure. It feels like suddenly seeing your ex-girlfriend or ex-wife who you haven't seen for a decade performing dirty porn. She comes in front of you with heavy makeups, she looks matured and hot, enjoying 5 cocks in the same time while being showered in bukkake, all the while smiling happily at you saying "Honey it's me...Jenny..." Sure she looks hot and almost gave me a boner. But looking at her soulless eyes, I can't help but smirk with sadness. I can't believe that's the same Jenny I loved 10 years ago.
