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[catfood]

Guess when you're king of Daventry you can even have the goddamn Batman as a wedding guest.

 

[bozia2012]

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[warpig]

More epik vikings:

 

[Gragt]

 

[UndetectedButthurt]

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[bozia2012]

Interesting, but highly disturbing.

 

[Coyote]

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[Garryydde]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

YOU DERPED

 

[DDZ]

More epik vikings:

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[Ninja Destroyer]

Is this the new Revelations ?

 

[Konjad]

 

[RK47]

 

[Astral Rag]

 

[spekkio]

Finished both DLCs for Vaifus' Chronicles.
What a derpfest (savescumming-galore).
The only good (?) thing about these:

 

[spekkio]

^


Anyway, enough of the waifus, time for some...

100% pure Aryan TB

Customization looks as crazy as always, with even more RPG elements than before (abilities):

Anyway, which Asian shithole is going to be (accidentaly) destroyed by our team this time?

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[Melan]

Replaying Goblins 3 after several years... and remembering a surprising amount of the puzzles.

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Playing the game also reminded me that when I first played it, I took all its wonderful cartoon logic and surreal imagery for granted. Wow. You start out on a flying ship, then later adventure as a giant, in miniature format, as a werewolf, grow wings to visit cloud realms, try to manouvre a ball of pollen into the nose of a giant with an insect companion, or manufacture potions and elixirs in a laboratory. And that's only some of the game. The last screenshot alone has: a pool full of eyeballs; an Escher-style 3d labyrinth; a miniature dragon; a funfair ride; a portal into a cloud realm; a magic mirror; and a hero split into human and werewolf halves (floating goldfish not depicted).

Things also look weird as hell. Pierre Gilhodes, who did the graphics for several Cocktel Vision games, can draw bizarre grinning skeletons and strange monsters like nobody (nobody except classic D&D artist Erol Otus), and his material transcends photorealism. It is fantastic, funny, and I wish there was more like it.

What I mean to say, Goblins 3 is high fantasy in the sense its creators must have been high all the time. And not even the better modern adventure games recapture this kind of strangeness.

[edit]The GOG download has both the CD and floppy versions. The first has a few extra scenes and speech, but the second has much, much better music.

 

[octavius]

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I'm sure that bitch could have made more money by getting something else shoved up her asshole. And it would even be legal.

 

[Psquit]

Street whores get nothing. Their pimps get all the cash.

 

[asper]

Yeah, the Gobliiins games are real works of art. I think the graphic design is underrated, because they were released in a time at which many games were very creative.

 

[Darth Roxor]

speaking of advenchurr gaemz

:Larian disapproves:

And then suddenly...

FUK U DARTH ROXOR HOPE YOU LIEK RESTARTING CUZ OF RETARDO DESIGN

*uninstalls*

 

[Cowboy Moment]

What's wrong Darth Roxor, can't handle the consequences of your choices?

 

[Darth Roxor]

Yeah, fuck you too.

Rob half the town, including the sheriff? A-OKAY

Take a potion from a shop?

ZWOUNDS, THIS SHALL NOT STAND!

 

[bozia2012]

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I'm sure that bitch could have made more money by getting something else shoved up her asshole. And it would even be legal.

He actually first makes room for the drugs with his dick.

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

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I'm sure that bitch could have made more money by getting something else shoved up her asshole. And it would even be legal.

He actually first makes room for the drugs with his dick.

Now, I'm no druggist, but that sounds like an unhygienic business practice.