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[Tehdagah]

Number of times killed: 33

 

[spekkio]

^
Most likely 30 of these were failed QTEs.
So far, RE5 is 10x better than RE4.



In before

 

[poocolator]

"omigod"

 

[Clockwork Knight]

omigod jc, a bomb

pic

wuts dis

 

[Damned Registrations]

It's ADOM. Noteye has some weird features.

 

[A horse of course]

Number of times killed: 33

Off the top of my head: four deaths to the early rockslide QTE, three or four to the Del Lago (until I switched to an xbox controller), one death to the Village Chief QTE, five deaths to the statue chase QTE , five deaths to the Krauser QTE, a couple of deaths to the truck chase where the other truck rams you, and the rest of the deaths were scattered throughout normal gameplay as far as I can remember. PC controls are definitely not ideal for those because hammering X/C is a lot more problematic than on a gamepad. I never died to the Regenerators/Iron Maidens, Saddler, the Verdugo or w/e the bodyguard was called, the actual Village Chief boss fight, the U-3 monster (wait, actually I died to the time limit on the hanging cage a couple of times), the mercs, or Salazar-Hybrid. So probably about 10 deaths to actual enemy attacks (usually villager/cultist mobs with the insta-kill Plaga head type, though I died several times to the actual krauser fight[with the arm]).

Don't get me wrong, RE4-6 are definitely more difficult than both the early titles and the average popamole game even if you remove all the QTEs. I don't judge the quality of a gnome by how many times I died, though, because I'm not an insecure soulsbabby.

"omigod"

That's how femmlings talk, brother poocums.

 

[DwarvenFood]

warpig which version of MechWarrior is that ?

spekkio brofist for Body Count

 

[Baron Dupek]

You have found CF. Enjoy nonexistant achievement lah.

 

[DDZ]

Loving it, shame this game doesn't have ATM machines...

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

This is Biohazard screenshot month on the 'dex

Spoiler

Jill is admiring tasteful art direction of the culpture.

Spotted Tehdagah

I can't stand the heat of crimson heads here.

So this is what I've got after giving Richard an antidote, a human meat-shield.

Giant snake, camera angle, dirty Japs at it's finest.

Feels like Evil Dead game

Poor Lisa

It's Jaws time!

Electricity comes to the rescue !

Fighting with the Many.

I HAVE HAD IT WIH THIS MOTHA FUCKEN SNAKE IN THIS MUTHA FUCKIN MANSION!

Best cutscene ever.

Time to stomp on that giant spider thing.

C&C Event

It was me all along, Duke Nukem!

Chris is such a shitlord.

Time for some chops, hot and ready to eat!

 

[octavius]

Resident Evil - Revelations 2

Foul-mouthed teenager? Not sure if



Models are worse than in RER1:

And the performance?

Looks like a movie.

 

[spekkio]

Resident Evil 5

So, as always with newshit console shooters, FOV sucks donkey balls. You can increase it using a "mod" (file replacer), but it has a set value (you can't change it). Using Resident Evil 5 +78 Trainer v6.3 by wilsonso is much better idea. 1st screen: default FOV, 2nd screen: FOV increased by 30 degrees (there are different FOV values for different "states" like move, aim, etc).

Going above 90 is not a good idea, due to "eye fish effect":

But going to ~10 can be sometimes useful:

tl;dr

 

[RK47]

 

[Astral Rag]

Good morning son

 

[balmorar]

Risen 3 - Titan Lords

 

[SerratedBiz]

Fuck yeah Dragon Lore.

 

[balmorar]

Teddy Floppy Ear - Mountain Adventure

 

[Modron]

Are you getting some sort of commission or something for posting all those teddy floppy ear games?

 

[Astral Rag]

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Are you getting some sort of commission or something for posting all those teddy floppy ear games?

I don't know but I get a kick out of seeing the "edgy" tag next to these screens with happy bears and sheep

 

[balmorar]

Are you getting some sort of commission or something for posting all those teddy floppy ear games?

I don't know but I get a kick out of seeing the "edgy" tag next to these screens with happy bears and sheep

I never asked for this.

 

[Makabb]

Newest Lucasarts adventure game

 

[Unkillable Cat]

It needs that common "ha! ha! ha!" that they had in the original game.

 

[A horse of course]

BIOHAZARD month continues on the Codex with Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City

I'm at a loss as to why this entry is so unpopular (40% on metacritic or thereabouts). No, it's clearly not a survival horror, but makes no attempt to disguise that fact. No, it's not a good game, but it's not a horrible one either. If you can actually get it working on PC (thanks GFWL) it's passable popamole idling. I imagine it would actually be quite fun to blast through in co-op, though the different abilities used by the team don't really seem all that consequential, so I doubt there'd be as much interesting teamwork and co-ordination as in Mass Effect 3, Space Marine's horde mode or L4D at higher difficulties. Obviously, I picked it up for about 5 dollars in a sale a while back so I don't know if it was released as a full-price title.

I only played the vanilla campaign (Umbrella's WOLFPACK spec ops) and the free US ECHO SIX chapter. The rest of the US campaign costs around 15 bongs altogether and it's not worth it.

One thing that deserves serious criticism is the portrayal of Lupo's tits. Whilst they're obviously meant to be of the glorious porn-star-balloon-crossed-with-videogame-fantasy-magic variety, the upper contours are quite clearly painted on as a texture rather than a distinct addition to the base model. Extremely unprofessional on the part of Slant Six's developers, especially since later RE titles have improved the physics and model quality of boobs but also failed to match the size of this particular character (see Ada Wong's rather subdued melons in RE6, for example). I will report on Revelations breasts at some point in the future.

Spoiler

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]