I always get carried away when I cheat some tens of thousands of resources to build whatever the fuck I want.
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Brotherhood of Ineptitude
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Fallout 5 concept art
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I appreciate that the game allowed me a way to kill Plot Armored NPC and wreck entire questline. I do not appreciate that I actually did it without cheating and that automatic shotgun was enough for a low level character to kill supposedly badass soldier in a heavily armored exoskeleton!
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That's a dieselpunk, I think.
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Every bus in the game looks like that... Interesting
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Atomic Dolphins! Dolphinrads! Also, quite accurate representation of typical dolphin's personality. :D
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As you can see, LEGO's seat of power survived the nuclear holocaust. This is where the final battle takes place.
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I think I don't have to comment on those two pictures... Fucking fuck, Bethesda
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The power of choice! Do you read some shitty postapo journalist fanfiction or do you walk the fuck away and never look back?
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Almost there Bethesda, maybe by 2020s you'll get on the Assassin's Creed 1 level of quality.
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Uh-oh, one of the interns plays Path of Exile. Good thing Todd Howard couldn't get past the tutorial or he would've no doubt caught this.
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Another intern enjoys memes. This retardation seems to be a trend among visual artists.
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Plot Hole Simulator 2015
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Oh you ignored Dogshit? No worries, we made him part of the main questline. You'll get him anyway!
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This poor poor robot fell victim to Renegade Shepard dialogue option. I wanted to lighten up the mood and picked "Sarcastic" and my char told this poor thing to go fuck itself.
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Finally copying second-best Fallout game.
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This picture is so goddamn off putting for several reasons. But most of them revolve around how it could be any goddamn fps(or some older/cheaper ones), nothing indicates that it's even Bethesda's game. New achievement, I guess!
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Fucking hell, they finally ruined the ghouls!
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Action shots!
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Fuuuck yeah, Bethpizda. You finally got the god rays in. Only few hundred years behind the competition now!
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Maybe in 2020s somebody makes a game were walking on a broken bridge in half a ton of exoskeleton will lead to tumbling down like a fool with loads of concrete and rebar to accompany you, lol.
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Uh-oh, this one requires special commentary. Look for it right below the pic.
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An intelligent supermutant. He wears glasses.
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Are you bored with your Power Armor? Give to a friend and they'll probably pawn it off for few bucks. I never saw this one again.
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Going full retard.
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Weeeeee!
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Position and equipment looks almost like classic Fallout PA with heavy rifle sprite... almost.
This gun is fully upgraded Gauss Rifle and it's pretty powerful. Pretty damn boring. Firing animations and speed are total ass.
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inb4 Interiors Lightning Overhaul For Fallout 4
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However short, I liked the spooky mood of this mission. I guess it was mostly my fault since I was actually rocket jumping from one building to another, making the whole affair more serious than it was.
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I love dark towering structures. Too bad the effect is ruined by the distant fog crap. So 2004. Atmospheric scattering is still beyond Beths ability. Funny how some modder whip up such a shader for Kerbal Space Program, but a big studio such as Bethesda is unable to pull it off for their game. It's just a shader guys, nothing to be afraid of.
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Npcs have to suffer trough hacking minigame, as well.
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Pay attention now, it's super important. Every dialogue option here means "Go on." so you really need to make sure you pick the right one.
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A pipe breaks off a teleporter and flops around like one headed dick. Looks like somebody was playing HL2.
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Meh. Reminds me of Mothershit Zeta.
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Uhm...
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What the fuck!
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The only thing worse than douchebags are incompetent douchebag nerds!
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:O
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Goddammit, now I want gorilla in Power Armor, hahaha fuck
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My son looks pretty badass 8)
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And I look kinda like black version of that dude from Nemesis movie. :D
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Thanks for invalidating their entire cause. Too bad it's completely unintended because whoever wrote this probably doesn't understand difference between sentience and intelligence.
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Oops, got one of FO3 screens mixed up, sorry.
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That looks pretty badass, I think.
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And this is why this game is so heavy. Every texture has six versions.
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Subtle, intern #36. Whole world doesn't need to know you pre-ordered Augemented Edition
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MiG
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Please... kill meee....
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Play-by-Email! :D
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Big bad robots really like Hulk smashing you in FO4. Dinky revolvers aren't efficient deterrents.
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HALP, this robot has unpatched copy Oblivion in its systems!
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HL2 reference number two.
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That expression.
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Intern #44 got to voice a role in the game! Himself.
Seriously though, main radio station in FO4 is so fucking lame. I'm sure it's intentional but they didn't got it far enough to make it funny. It's just sad little man playing music.
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Looks like somebody didn't play Fallout.
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How about synth development and weapon production? We can never have too many guns, but our tincans are fucking stupid. More of those hunter-killer agents would set us up for dominance over entire area.
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Frolicking in the ruins, showing off my new threads.
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Almost wrecked another questline! And I was so deep in this one
Good thing writing was done by another intern so the character of this FO3 reference was completely lost
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Say hello to my Noisy Cricket.
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BLAMO!
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Liberty Prime Antimalware would be the most glorious thing ever.
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You can actually explore the wreckcage. That's cool.
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I was trying to find the Maxson the mini-boss since I failed to kill him before got teleported away from the explosion so I'll never know if he perished along with the rest of BOS...
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That dialogue, so awkward. If he's my son then why the fuck isn't the game using his name? Lazy! I could click on him and just type "setname Fuckass".
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And then everybody lived happy ever after. THE END : )
Now... some people here and there mentioned similarities to Wasteland 2. I think Bethesda got upset with Fargo.
It's not only synths... the intro to FO4 is lame live-action crap made in some super expensive studio with no talent, Minutemen are literally the desert rangers... there are atomic cultist shooting radiation at you... it's like a jealous brat copying stuff from their betters.
Aside of that, outro of the game managed to outdid in shit the outro of Fallout 3. Maybe they will add more in DLC, but for now all you get is one little movie with protagonist of your chosen gender talking some bullshit about life in the wastelands, not a single mention of what you did. Maybe there's actually more content in the game world itself since you can continue playing, but I just don't give a flying fuck about playing more. I will definitely return to this game, I like my exploration and murder, but it will take the inevitable GOTY edition and fuckton of mods to choose from. Two years from now, I guess. Or not, maybe with modding tools, Bethesda will bring back the paid mods, fully integrated this time and the Great Videogame Modding Crash will be upon us.
