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[pippin]

 

[vean]

 

[pippin]

Space dildo?

 

[Unkillable Cat]

No, Ulminati Space Program.

 

[pippin]

Space dildo then.

 

[spekkio]

God of QTEs

Jeez. First boss was enough to kill all my interest in the series. Had to check FAQ to realise that I have to jump on top of each head to pin in to the ground. Why? Well, probably devs thought that it'll be "cool".

After that, more retardation ensues. 10 minutes of "mash attack" then "mash circle" to QTE kill the boss. "Bring enemy HP to 0 to kill him" was probably too mainstream...

But don't worry! If you don't like brainless gameplay, QTEs or mindless violence, there's always mindless nudity!

HD space freed.

Onimusha 2 aka Yet Another Capcom's Shitty Sequel

Starring Bruce Lee:

Stronk wymyn:

Sexually disturbed demons:

And metal horses:

Jubei out:

Yet another hipster indie game with nice wisuals and meh gameplay

I'm kidding, it's actually not that bad. Just don't forget to keep mashing one of two attack buttons!

What a time to be a gamer!

 

[Darth Roxor]

ZOG, ES LOIKE A MEATGROINDA

Spoiler

well, shit

DIFFERENT MAP THEN

Guy dead within the first 2 minutes of the map? Don't mind if I do!

fuck's sake you tards

REWIND

rogre, globadiero and rat horde within first 2 minutes of the map?

DON'T MIND IF I DO

 

[Melan]

The recently released Magic Wand by Stephen Gillmurphy. Surreal 3D JRPG kinda thing, on drugs. Damn your eyes!

Spoiler

 

[A horse of course]

Remember My Ass Me

I recall skipping this since it had all the makings of a bargain AAA title, but once I finally purchased the game in a sale I forgot about it for years Typical linear action-adventure set in cyberpunk Neo-Paris with Arkham Asylum combat, platforming, and QTEs, plus some minor puzzles - such as rewinding through someone's memories and modifying certain parameters until the scene ends with the desired result. Although the plot had massive holes in it and the major characters' supposed motivations frequently made no sense, I very much enjoyed the story as a whole. This was helped in part by a fantastic score from Olivier Deriviere, who some people might know from Orcs and Men or, more memorably - Bound by Flame. I find it amusing that the devs spent so much time patting themselves on the back for making the protagonist mixed-race (which nobody would actually notice if the game didn't specifically state it) and a woman (both in-game and CGI cutscenes frequently focus on her ass, which has its own physics system governing each individual buttcheek), since she actually makes for a great waifu. Also of note is the game's inbuilt supersampling option, which doesn't seem to have translated to the screenshots (perhaps it's motion-based AA). Anyway, though it has some frustrating bits, the game definitely didn't deserve the low scores (compared to other AAA crap, at least). Worth 5-10 bongs in a sale imo.

Spoiler

 

[Repulsive]

Remember My Ass Me

I recall skipping this since it had all the makings of a bargain AAA title, but once I finally purchased the game in a sale I forgot about it for years Typical linear action-adventure set in cyberpunk Neo-Paris with Arkham Asylum combat, platforming, and QTEs, plus some minor puzzles - such as rewinding through someone's memories and modifying certain parameters until the scene ends with the desired result. Although the plot had massive holes in it and the major characters' supposed motivations frequently made no sense, I very much enjoyed the story as a whole. This was helped in part by a fantastic score from Olivier Deriviere, who some people might know from Orcs and Men or, more memorably - Bound by Flame. I find it amusing that the devs spent so much time patting themselves on the back for making the protagonist mixed-race (which nobody would actually notice if the game didn't specifically state it) and a woman (both in-game and CGI cutscenes frequently focus on her ass, which has it's own physics system governing each individual buttcheek), since she actually makes for a great waifu. Also of note is the game's inbuilt supersampling option, which doesn't seem to have translated to the screenshots (perhaps it's motion-based AA). Anyway, though it has some frustrating bits, the game definitely didn't deserve the low scores (compared to other AAA crap, at least). Worth 5-10 bongs in a sale imo.

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Cool write up man, not my kind of game, got it in my library too.

 

[Konjad]

 

[catfood]

word.

 

[Naveen]

Democracy 3, or "Pandering Simulator."

The Jehovah Party will make Australia great again.

Spoiler

3% voting intention and a budget deficit. Challenge accepted.

First, remove useless and bloated healthcare expenditures (the blue button is the current policy, and the grey is my proposed change):

Stop teaching filthy Darwinism:

And stop librul attempts to control information:

Now that the budget is balanced, it's time to make something important, like (1) building an Australian space station so we can get closer to God:

(2) Australia great. Remove gooks:

(3) Stop moral degeneracy:

and (4) call "Batman" for help:

But the globalist elite is afraid of my brilliance, and they start their scheming tricks to undermine Australia's national renaissance:

More like Cuckservative plot:

I survived like five of these:

RIP

There is no place for dreamers like me anymore.

 

[DramaticPopcorn]

...

Why return to this now? Was there any update? I came back about 3 months ago and it was ded as fuck.

 

[Baron Dupek]

Late2TheParty - Tale of Garbage Collector

I saw that face somewhere

riiiight
right before blow her face with high calibre armament

Spoiler

CDP became aware of Golden Baby Can Fly Project and went with his own, using as many resources (before they get stolen by businessmen)
and work (interns who want nice entry in CV)

me love punching hobos

NSFW blonde chick riding big cock

Spoiler

Didn't followed discussion here or elsewhere about this game.
WAY too many garbage to collect (last time I experienced this in FalloutNV with bazillion items mods). I'm not that kind of person like 95% players who pick everything pickable, but this game...fuck.
Imagine what would happen if items suddenly got weight closer to real item. So many backtracking because you can't open containers that you cleared out...
This game have the most fucked up economy I've ever remember in videogames. Imagine what would happen if people find out for how much Geralt sell his stuff, every shop would get closed. Every.Single.One.
It's like situation in africa - why buy food in shops and bazaars (and give job for merchants) when free food is coming from west).
Combat is fucked up on purpose, no other way around. Why the fuck he need to do these pirouettes? If you mute music in the game you can hear enemies chuckling at Geralt. Whacking would do the job WAY better.
Or kidnap borrow interns from Reality Pump (Two Worlds fellas).

Did I tell you how much your game sux?

I shouldn't replace my GPU with something powerful, not for something like this.

 

[Trash]

At release I remember most items indeed having weight to them. Not to mention you having a severely limited weight limit. Ah, joy. But hey, still easily the best AAA game and rpg I played in ages. At least we got one game that actually earned the whole 'fantasy epic' handle.

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

Playing Jagged Alliance 2 for the first time and just reached the Grumm Mine:

 

[Astral Rag]

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[Konjad]

 

[existential_vacuum]

And some Q1: Arcane Dimensions stuff:

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EDIT: fixed image hosting fuckery

 

[vean]

 

[Jinn]

Enderal. A truly impressive mod, both aesthetically and in terms of gameplay. The exploration is great, the level/world design out of control, and the character building interesting. Even the encounters and combat manage to be fairly well done despite it being caught in the trappings of Skyrim. I would even slightly hesitantly say it's like a Gothic 2 with a more interesting story and worse combat. Highly recommended to the open-minded codexer. And yes, you can use Immersive UI to edit out the quest compass. I didn't do it until a few hours in.

 

[Jasede]

What is the intended language to play it, German? I heard folks praise and other folks deride the English VA.

 

[A horse of course]

Guys please spoiler your screens, it makes this thread so much more aesthetically (and autistically) pleasing and convenient to read.

 

[Snorkack]

What is the intended language to play it, German? I heard folks praise and other folks deride the English VA.

It's originally written in german, the people writing it did a decent job, and there are quite a few nice figures of speech that I imagine translate poorly into english. So yes, I recommend the german version although I didn't try the english one by myself.