So, anyone playing League of Legends?

[Grunker]

Tankgot only worked because CLG took the bait, in my mind.

Also, one of the commentators is the most retarded one I've heard yet.

 

[Brotherman Bill]

L0rdA: gz kassa now you the god
Darth Roxor: so much butthurt
L0rdA: u pro now
L0rdA: rly
Darth Roxor: YES
Darth Roxor: MORE
Darth Roxor: I FEED ON YOUR BUTTHURT
L0rdA: ulti slince slow and triple
herostratus: thats how he got fed
L0rdA: now u are very pro
L0rdA: yeah
herostratus: kass passive:
Darth Roxor: KEEP IT COMING
herostratus: for each absorbed butthurt, .75% atk speed increase
L0rdA: low noob
L0rdA: only this can
Darth Roxor: LET THE BUTTHURT FLOW THROUGH YOU
L0rdA: kaasa gp trynda morgana noc amumu rammus and more op
Darth Roxor: GO ON
L0rdA: low noob
L0rdA: l2p

 

[Hellraiser]

L0rdA: low noob
L0rdA: only this can

Such a high quality writing style, Todd should hire this guy for TESVI.

 

[Grunker]

I lose a bit of my otherwise quite large amount of faith in humanity whenever someone uses the word 'low' as a noun to describe a person's ability in a video game.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Vladimir got a buff, eh? Well... I was powerful before, but now it's not even funny. What the fuck am I saying? Of course it's funny.

 

[Brotherman Bill]

I lose a bit of my otherwise quite large amount of faith in humanity whenever someone uses the word 'low' as a noun to describe a person's ability in a video game.​

It's a Russian thing, I think it must be a quirk of theirs. Like when pollacks put the verb on the wrong side of the noun sometimes. Good way to spot the Russian.​

 

[The Vault Dweller]

I only play tanks or support. When I want to win I play Singed and when I want to have fun I play Karma.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

 

[Phage]

I only play tanks or support. When I want to win I play Singed and when I want to have fun I play Karma.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

If you're on the Kwan master-race servers, add metaSHODAN, and let me know you're from here and we can play.

 

[Darth Roxor]

I lose a bit of my otherwise quite large amount of faith in humanity whenever someone uses the word 'low' as a noun to describe a person's ability in a video game.

Not much better than using 'fail' as a noun

Also, funny fact: the above raging and constant accusations of playing an OP champ requiring no skill was coming from an Akali player. R00fles!

 

[Grunker]

Using fail is basically just another way of saying "failure". I don't mind that at all.

 

[Darth Roxor]

Yes, and 'low' is just a short way of saying 'you are reaching a new low'

 

[Markman]

Tried Wukong the monkey king for 3 game. 3 wins for some reason.Didnt know I had him till today. Jungled him ofcourse. Imo, hes like an upgraded version of Xin with even lower mana cost, with nice ganking posibilities that are boosted to hell with red buff. Red buff makes Wukong OP, with attack speed steroid, armor reduction hit and to finish like cream on top with a 4 sec AoE ulti with a knock-up.
Just W from bush, E to close in and Q to rip apart. Hurts like hell with Trinity. His jungling is good but needs to blue pill more often cause he lacks any life steal passives or abilities.
All around, 8/10 grade.

Anybody saw champ spotlight for the new champ? Looks a bit cheezy, with cheezy combos, hope those cooldowns are bit high.

 

[Brotherman Bill]

p sure he meant 'lol noob'

Nah, he said "low" several times and it is already a known Russindicator.

 

[Hellraiser]

p sure he meant 'lol noob'

Nah, he said "low" several times and it is already a known Russindicator.

Although it is still not as strong as XAXAXAXAXAXAXA as far as Russindicators go.

 

[Brotherman Bill]

Smileys without a ":" is also an indicator. If you see it, take precautions and abandon ship immediately.

 

[Hellraiser]

Patch notes are up and apparently the patch is up in Kwanzania.

http://na.leagueoflegends.com/news/ziggs-patch-notes

Still no shen buffs

Viktor got the expected projectile speed increase on Q but pretty much nothing else

Jax got some major especially his base mana regen. Seriously his mana issues were outrageous when laning.

Sivir nerfs

Morgana ap ratio on ult nerf

The Ashe buffs make her less likely to feed in lane but that's it. I don't think they'll bump her back up to the top AD carry spot.

Map revealing by Ez's and Ashe's ults. I demand it on Lux's lazor as well!

Zeke's Herald replacing Stark's - not sure if or . On one hand there isn't a whole lot of CDR on offensive items on the other the +40% AS was nice. It will still remain a niche item.

The new locket seems a better upgrade choice for HoG than randuin's was on supports.

Also DAT RANGE on Ziggs' ult. Holy fuck I think it's bigger than Lux's laser. Overall his kit seems solid unless he gets dragged down by high CDs or mana costs he should be a rather decent pick for mid.

 

[Darth Roxor]

I'm very butthurt about no Shen buffs still.

The buff to Viktor's Q already puts him a MILE ahead of the vanilla version

No big deal about Morgana and Sivir's Q. Sivir's ult got a serious hit, though. It's still very good, however.

Ashe buffs are a major because Ashe is supahawesum

Stark's fervour replacement is derp because it's now strictly a support item, while it used to be good on other roles too. Not to mention removing the -armour aura, which means there's no 'ad abyssal sceptre' right now.

Looks to me like there's absolutely no reason to get the locket if you can get randuin's. Another strictly support-only item. Meh.

Ziggs looks p. cool. That ult tho, insane as hell. Dat range is one thing, but when I saw it take down half health of stuff in the spotlight... dayum.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Yes, but you should also keep in mind that Pherak was fed as fuck and used his ulti on a level 11 champ while he himself was level 17.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Also: You guys need more Vladimir in your collective lives.

 

[Darth Roxor]

Yes, but you should also keep in mind that Pherak was fed as fuck and used his ulti on a level 11 champ while he himself was level 17.

Ah, yes, true. Forgot to look at them levels, only noticed Phreak's lvl 17.

Still, even against lvl 11 dudes it seems to do Tons of Damage (TM)

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

I donno, man. That furry ferret faggot seems like another version of Kog'maw.... only without the awesome auto attack-boosting abilities.

 

[Lupus]

I'm going to play Ziggs exclusively for his butthurt inducing grin on splash art. Post kill communicates are going to make enemies rage so hard. Also his ult is awesome and I like champions with ablities to poke enemies under their turrets.

 

[Grunker]

Ashe​

• General
  • Base health increased to 474 from 438
  • Base armor increased to 14.9 from 12.7
  • Mana per level increased to 35 from 27
• Volley cooldown reduced to 16/13/10/7/4 from 20/16/12/8/4
• Enchanted Crystal Arrow now grants vision while in flight.

Awesome buffs. Not game-breaking just a little nod up to a good carry.

Morgana​

• Soul Shackles ability power ratio reduced to .7 from .8
• Fixed a bug where Soul Shackles would sometimes fizzle

I love how Riot creates these insignificant nerfs to shut up the whiners

It has theoretical impact but in practice it just means she'll scale a little worse into the late-game where she's won anyway. Learn to play against Morgana and stop the whine, peoples.

Sivir​

• Boomerang Blade
  • Damage reduced to 60/105/150/195/240 from 70/115/160/205/250
  • Bonus attack damage ratio reduced to 1.0 from 1.1
• On The Hunt
  • Movement speed bonus reduced to 20% from 25%
  • Duration reduced to 10 from 15

Some major right here. Why do they keep buffing "dead" champs to Tier 1 only to nerf them back down again when they proove to be worth playing?

But worst of all:

No Ahri buff. They can suck my dick they can.

(Overall I'm pretty happy with Riot's style to be honest. I just wish they'd consider changes for a longer time before reacting - say a BIG patch every three months instead of this crap.)

 

[Darth Roxor]

No Ahri buff. They can suck my dick they can.

Yes, she needs better scaling

Jokes aside, does she need one? From my observations, she is pretty good early to mid, but falls off a little late game. I'd say she's rather balanced right now, although I haven't played her.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Grunker, you're a bit of a hypocrite.

First you laugh it up about a "marginal" nerf to Morgana which will do "nothing at all"... and then you whine about a similar, marginal, nerf to Sivir.

l2p lol (to use your own words)