Generic-Giant-Spider
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And just like that, Myzzrym was never seen/heard from again on RPG Codex.
Listen Myzzrym, I never liked the cut of your game from way back in the demo. Wasting money on voice acting, going with the shittiest ruleset next to 4E, cinematic kill cams, a UI that makes a cemetery seem full of life, needless genocide of spiders. You were riding on bad faith with me right from the very start. Then you did something I really didn't like: you responded and told me my views on the UI were misguided and I was wrong. First off, my momma told me I'm always right. You calling my momma a liar? Last guy that did that forgot everything he learned from elementary school.
But then I saw your dev updates, I saw the cat pictures. Now you may have fooled some people with this "oh it's cute and whimsical" shit, but I know what it really was. It was an encroaching fog of destruction. You see I've been single since late 2016 and I know what sort of creatures love cat pictures and they all have one thing in common: incurable head trauma. I wanted to think it wasn't true, maybe you're just some nice guy dad that when not game developing or reading RA Salvatore you're constructing railroads for your model train hobby. Maybe after a nice square meal your highschool sweetheart of 20 years cooked up you go to your basement, make the mini locomotives go in circles with a conductor hat on and find artistic inspiration in it all.
Release day comes. I've not touched this game, saving myself like it's prom night, I go on Codex and expect to see discussion. I see a pronoun screen, I see you Myzzrym on the Steam forums defending this shit by saying a transsexual is a valid person too (lie), and worst of all I'm getting all this information from Jenkem. JENKEM. Of all the fucking posters, I am getting this unloading from the guy that plays games where furry raccoons have sex with their furry raccoon mothers. Do you know how humiliating that is from a pointless Internet feud standpoint?
And worst of all, you're gone. You'll never return. You got everyone all excited, then at the stroke of midnight you unleashed the payload. This is exactly what Happy New Year 1999 did to my old IBM family computer. Everyone was enjoying the fireworks and then you came from behind and FUCKED them good.
So listen up Myzzrym you little bitch, you little, uh, uh, cocksucka, if you're half the they you think you are you'll come back here. You'll come here and get your self-esteem set back thirty years and you'll like it. Every day you skip town I swear to God I am going to Chinatown and buying a cat to eat AND I'm requesting to the Chinese lady to let me keep each head she cleaves off. Don't try me, motherfucker.
Listen Myzzrym, I never liked the cut of your game from way back in the demo. Wasting money on voice acting, going with the shittiest ruleset next to 4E, cinematic kill cams, a UI that makes a cemetery seem full of life, needless genocide of spiders. You were riding on bad faith with me right from the very start. Then you did something I really didn't like: you responded and told me my views on the UI were misguided and I was wrong. First off, my momma told me I'm always right. You calling my momma a liar? Last guy that did that forgot everything he learned from elementary school.
But then I saw your dev updates, I saw the cat pictures. Now you may have fooled some people with this "oh it's cute and whimsical" shit, but I know what it really was. It was an encroaching fog of destruction. You see I've been single since late 2016 and I know what sort of creatures love cat pictures and they all have one thing in common: incurable head trauma. I wanted to think it wasn't true, maybe you're just some nice guy dad that when not game developing or reading RA Salvatore you're constructing railroads for your model train hobby. Maybe after a nice square meal your highschool sweetheart of 20 years cooked up you go to your basement, make the mini locomotives go in circles with a conductor hat on and find artistic inspiration in it all.
Release day comes. I've not touched this game, saving myself like it's prom night, I go on Codex and expect to see discussion. I see a pronoun screen, I see you Myzzrym on the Steam forums defending this shit by saying a transsexual is a valid person too (lie), and worst of all I'm getting all this information from Jenkem. JENKEM. Of all the fucking posters, I am getting this unloading from the guy that plays games where furry raccoons have sex with their furry raccoon mothers. Do you know how humiliating that is from a pointless Internet feud standpoint?
And worst of all, you're gone. You'll never return. You got everyone all excited, then at the stroke of midnight you unleashed the payload. This is exactly what Happy New Year 1999 did to my old IBM family computer. Everyone was enjoying the fireworks and then you came from behind and FUCKED them good.
So listen up Myzzrym you little bitch, you little, uh, uh, cocksucka, if you're half the they you think you are you'll come back here. You'll come here and get your self-esteem set back thirty years and you'll like it. Every day you skip town I swear to God I am going to Chinatown and buying a cat to eat AND I'm requesting to the Chinese lady to let me keep each head she cleaves off. Don't try me, motherfucker.